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  • LadyMillilLadyMillil member
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    princessofgenovia said:

    @ashley8918 at any second his penis is going to wander off and crawl into some slutty yoga pant wearing girl's vagina.


    Hell it might crawl into my vagina with all my bikini pictures roaming around.
    You mean when I wear yoga pants to go to yoga class I'm tempting every man that sees me to cheat? WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO WEAR TO YOGA CLASS NOW?

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    KatieinBkln said:

    LadyMillil said:

    princessofgenovia said:

    @ashley8918 at any second his penis is going to wander off and crawl into some slutty yoga pant wearing girl's vagina.


    Hell it might crawl into my vagina with all my bikini pictures roaming around.
    You mean when I wear yoga pants to go to yoga class I'm tempting every man that sees me to cheat? WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO WEAR TO YOGA CLASS NOW?
    I might have to start going to MORE yoga classes/wearing yoga pants in public all the time, just to be contrary. I will make creepy eye contact with ever man I see, and once he looks sufficiently uncomfortable, I will stare at his crotch. Then I will twerk, right there on the sidewalk, for good measure. 

    #yogasluts4LYFE
    GAH I love you people.
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  • NavyBlue143NavyBlue143 member
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    Everyone knows missionary is the only Jesus approved position. Everything else is for sluts.

    I actually have a friend who didn't want to do zumba at her church rec center because she was afraid of offending Jesus.
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  • WinstonsGirlWinstonsGirl member
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    I need to read this yoga pant article,  Link please??  I mean, I wear yoga pants daily just to tempt men.  I could get even more tempting done if teaching PE didn't get in the way all day long

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  • princessgracekellyprincessgracekelly member
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    I need to read this yoga pant article,  Link please??  I mean, I wear yoga pants daily just to tempt men.  I could get even more tempting done if teaching PE didn't get in the way all day long
    http://veronicapartridge.com/why-i-chose-to-no-longer-wear-leggings/

    I would hate for you to go without man-tempting context.
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    princessgracekelly said:

    I need to read this yoga pant article,  Link please??  I mean, I wear yoga pants daily just to tempt men.  I could get even more tempting done if teaching PE didn't get in the way all day long
    http://veronicapartridge.com/why-i-chose-to-no-longer-wear-leggings/

    I would hate for you to go without man-tempting context.


    Dude, she lost me in the About Me section, with central Oregon is God's country, and my family and myself are Christians.

    Read a fucking book.



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  • Dreamergirl8812Dreamergirl8812 member
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    She goes on to explain that her husband admitted to getting distracted by other women in yoga pants, therefore, she shouldn't distract other men by wearing yoga pants.
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  • WinstonsGirlWinstonsGirl member
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    Really, jeans are different??  I wonder where she puts jeggings on the tempt scale.  

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  • LadyMillilLadyMillil member
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    Dreamergirl8812 said:

    She goes on to explain that her husband admitted to getting distracted by other women in yoga pants, therefore, she shouldn't distract other men by wearing yoga pants.


    http://veronicapartridge.com/my-response-to-my-viral-leggings-post/

    She also says women have to learn that men are scientifically and biologically more visual than women, and that the poor men can't help but be sexually stimulated by a woman wearing tight clothes because it's their biology to be like that. 

    I knew I wouldn't like her when I read the About Me when she stated how to pronounce the name of her dog. 

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    littlepep said:

    princessofgenovia said:

    @ashley8918 at any second his penis is going to wander off and crawl into some slutty yoga pant wearing girl's vagina.


    Hell it might crawl into my vagina with all my bikini pictures roaming around.
    I can't get the image of a penis with legs running around chasing someone out of my head so thanks for that.



    I bet it's like this

    http://youtu.be/hVGg_TvreIc
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    I am so fucking tired of people blaming expanding technology for all of life's problems. Yeah, it has its drawbacks but it has many more advantages. 

    H and I were long distance for a bit. I loved that I could text him, skype with him, whatever. MUCH easier than writing letters, like my mom and dad did when my dad was overseas for 6 months at a time. 

    Social media has done wonders for me after moving far away from my friends and family. Yeah, I don't necessarily call as much, but I still feel in touch with them without having to call and quiz them about their life. That would probably be the death of a few of my relationships. 

    Different/new =/= bad. 

    I also agree that the rate of divorce doesn't bother me. I don't fear divorce nearly as much as I fear feeling like I need to stay with someone for the sake of staying with them. My parents have been together for almost 50 years- big fucking deal IMO because they can barely stand each other. 
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  • bethsmilesbethsmiles member
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    MagicInk said:

    My parents are divorced. They divorced after 4 years of marriage. And thank fucking God they did.


    Seperately they are wonderful people. They are fantastic friends. But they were miserable together. They just didn't work. So they got a divorce. Now they each have a wife they are happy with. And I got four cool parents who aren't miserable every second of the day. 

    It's like, if you have a fire. If there is a small fire on the stove do your run from your house and never return? No. You throw some salt on that shit and move on. But if the whole fucking house is on fire you fucking leave. You don't throw salt and stay until the house is in ash around you just so you can say you didn't leave your house at the first sign of trouble. No one likes a fucking martyr. 
    This analogy is brilliant.


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