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  • KatieinBklnKatieinBkln member
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    MagicInk said:

    CMGragain said:

    I just thought it would make you laugh.

    Nothing more hilarious then a cat attmepting to fist dog against the dog's will. 

    Hehe?
    I dunno, the dog seemed pretty into it...(mine won't lie on his back like that unless he's completely relaxed, but maybe that is just my dog. I have never attempted massaging the fleshy patch where his balls once were, though, so DON'T ASK!)
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    This baby knows exactly how I feel
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    ohannabelle said:

    Based on spoilers in the thread, I'm choosing not  to watch the movie, because I'm afraid.


    But this is funny. This is my friend's cat, Augustus.
    He pees in the toilet. Nobody trained him to do this, he just climbed up there and started using it one day, and has ever since. He obviously doesn't appreciate being photographed in the act, but how damned smart is he?  
    Augustus is my kind of cat.

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    This is by far the best thing I've seen all day.
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  • kaitlynmichellekaitlynmichelle member
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    When I saw this last night I didn't know if I should click on the link. I'm glad I clearly made the right decision when I decided not to.
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    kaitlynmichelle said:

    When I saw this last night I didn't know if I should click on the link. I'm glad I clearly made the right decision when I decided not to.

    I clicked and then had to immediately exit. I really didn't want people in my office to see me watching cat-on-dog porn. 
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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    drunkenwitch said:

    I am so glad I did not click that link. Here, I'll repost my friend's hedgehog in the kilt I made for her.

    This just made my day amazing. This and annabelle's picture of the genius peeing cat. 
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    FiancB said:

    But I got bitched at for sharing a cookie recipe and calling them the "best fucking cookies ever". Because the f bomb in a title is disturbing, I guess.


    Alrighty then. 
    Really?  Fucking cookies?  How do they do that, exactly ?  I hope they use protection!
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    flutteringinfl said:

    FiancB said:

    But I got bitched at for sharing a cookie recipe and calling them the "best fucking cookies ever". Because the f bomb in a title is disturbing, I guess.


    Alrighty then. 
    Maybe if you wrote best "dogfucking" cookies, you would have had better luck.
    Ooooh maybe if I shove them up my dog's ass? 
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    FiancB said:

    But I got bitched at for sharing a cookie recipe and calling them the "best fucking cookies ever". Because the f bomb in a title is disturbing, I guess.


    Alrighty then. 
    Post kinky cookies next time. Now you know better.


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  • themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    Unfortunately, I clicked on that link. I cannot unsee that shit. What the actual fuck, batman? Chandler watches shark porn. I feel so badly for anyone that clicked on this at work
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  • blabla89blabla89 member
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    Let's try this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tzhyfWHdLo

    (An innocent, albeit long, compilation of funny cat vines)
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Once I accidentally clicked on a video of a chimp using a frog to jack off. Maybe that would be up your alley, CMG. 

    Also, I watch a lot of videos of horses at shows because I like to research bloodlines and such. This has made youtube recommend a lot of videos of horses fucking. I think that once you've seen it once you've seen it a million times, but the views these videos get leads me to believe there is a large population of people that feel otherwise. 
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    FiancB said:

    Once I accidentally clicked on a video of a chimp using a frog to jack off. Maybe that would be up your alley, CMG. 


    Also, I watch a lot of videos of horses at shows because I like to research bloodlines and such. This has made youtube recommend a lot of videos of horses fucking. I think that once you've seen it once you've seen it a million times, but the views these videos get leads me to believe there is a large population of people that feel otherwise. 
    Ohhhhh God, you just reminded me of the time I saw a video of a dolphin using a dead fish to jack off, right up against the glass at an aquarium.

    CMG, you should check that one out.
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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    FiancB said:

    Once I accidentally clicked on a video of a chimp using a frog to jack off. Maybe that would be up your alley, CMG. 


    Also, I watch a lot of videos of horses at shows because I like to research bloodlines and such. This has made youtube recommend a lot of videos of horses fucking. I think that once you've seen it once you've seen it a million times, but the views these videos get leads me to believe there is a large population of people that feel otherwise. 
    Omg! That poor frog!! And how would that even work? (I actually don't want to know. I'm just a little confused, but this is one case where I'd prefer to stay confused). 
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  • flutteringinflflutteringinfl member
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    drunkenwitch said:

    In order to stop my brain from picturing any of that I went and watched Gato Malo.

    https://youtu.be/LNWjZcbv2uI

    Totally work and life safe.

    I could not stop laughing when I saw that on Last Week Tonight and I can't stop laughing now.
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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    flutteringinfl said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    In order to stop my brain from picturing any of that I went and watched Gato Malo.

    https://youtu.be/LNWjZcbv2uI

    Totally work and life safe.

    I could not stop laughing when I saw that on Last Week Tonight and I can't stop laughing now.
    I love the major tude on his face.

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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    I love that one. I parked it on the facebook pages of all my crazy cat friends.

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    novella1186 said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    I love that one. I parked it on the facebook pages of all my crazy cat friends.

    FI's mom is a crazy cat lady and it's adorable. She walks around the house with a cat in each arm sometimes and it always cracks us up. 

    When she and FI's dad went on vacation, FI went to their house to check on/feed the cats. He called his mom and said "The cats are good. They made a huge mess of their yarn though." (There were multiple colors of yarn zig-zanging all over the entire downstairs, like giant rainbow spider webs that went everywhere). FI's mom said "What do you mean 'their yarn'? What yarn?" 

    He thought she had left yarn out for them to play with. Nope. They're not supposed to have the yarn. Apparently as soon as she was gone, they opened a closet (one of them can open doors), pulled out her knitted bag, took out every single ball of yarn, and unraveled all of them.  
    I am the queen of crazy cat ladies. I have written a sing for every cat I know.

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    drunkenwitch said:

    novella1186 said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    I love that one. I parked it on the facebook pages of all my crazy cat friends.

    FI's mom is a crazy cat lady and it's adorable. She walks around the house with a cat in each arm sometimes and it always cracks us up. 

    When she and FI's dad went on vacation, FI went to their house to check on/feed the cats. He called his mom and said "The cats are good. They made a huge mess of their yarn though." (There were multiple colors of yarn zig-zanging all over the entire downstairs, like giant rainbow spider webs that went everywhere). FI's mom said "What do you mean 'their yarn'? What yarn?" 

    He thought she had left yarn out for them to play with. Nope. They're not supposed to have the yarn. Apparently as soon as she was gone, they opened a closet (one of them can open doors), pulled out her knitted bag, took out every single ball of yarn, and unraveled all of them.  
    I am the queen of crazy cat ladies. I have written a sing for every cat I know.
    I am such a crazy cat lady too. One of my cats actually sleeps on my pillow. She takes up most of it TBH, but in the morning after FI gets up, she kicks me in the head until I move over to his pillow. Like bitch this is my pillow now. 
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  • drunkenwitchdrunkenwitch member
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    littlepep said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    novella1186 said:

    drunkenwitch said:

    I love that one. I parked it on the facebook pages of all my crazy cat friends.

    FI's mom is a crazy cat lady and it's adorable. She walks around the house with a cat in each arm sometimes and it always cracks us up. 

    When she and FI's dad went on vacation, FI went to their house to check on/feed the cats. He called his mom and said "The cats are good. They made a huge mess of their yarn though." (There were multiple colors of yarn zig-zanging all over the entire downstairs, like giant rainbow spider webs that went everywhere). FI's mom said "What do you mean 'their yarn'? What yarn?" 

    He thought she had left yarn out for them to play with. Nope. They're not supposed to have the yarn. Apparently as soon as she was gone, they opened a closet (one of them can open doors), pulled out her knitted bag, took out every single ball of yarn, and unraveled all of them.  
    I am the queen of crazy cat ladies. I have written a sing for every cat I know.
    I am such a crazy cat lady too. One of my cats actually sleeps on my pillow. She takes up most of it TBH, but in the morning after FI gets up, she kicks me in the head until I move over to his pillow. Like bitch this is my pillow now. 
    BF cursed me the other day for being a contagious crazy cat lady, he writes songs for his cat now. He blames me.

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    Another non kinky kitty


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    But why
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