I'm MOH in a wedding next weekend (bride is my sister). She asked me the other day if I am "giving a speech" at the wedding. To be honest, I hadn't even thought about it since this wedding is the last thing on my mind given everything else I have going on.
There's no way I can get out of it, so it looks like I have to give a toast. However, I really want to avoid all the things we hate about bridal party toasts - inside jokes, attempts at humor that fall flat, making people cringe, etc.
I'm not the most sentimental gal out there (I'm the snarkymaid for a reason), so I really don't know where to start. Anyone have any ideas? Things you liked about toasts made in your honor or toasts you made to other people?