Horrible wedding dress thread!!!

LondonLisa · April 2015

KatWAG said:
Some of my favorites...

Oh my goodness- second photo down: I know her!!!! I went to that wedding! She is actually really fashionable in real life, and has a very avant-garde style. Her husband is a musician and they are both very "Glastonbury". Whilst this choice wasn't exactly to my taste, she has an AMAZING figure so looks so good in very high fashion.

[Deleted User] · April 2015

ashley8918 said:

LondonLisa said:

"I want to wear white, but is there any way we can make it look like I am going REALLY fast down the aisle?"

Is that fucking SHARPIE on her dress? It looks like sharpie.

Yes! Sharpie, or like those airbrush t-shirts you can get at the fair!

[Deleted User] · April 2015

soontobesyp said:
How do you even sit??

There's a bar stool sewn in under the skirt.

jenna8984 · April 2015

Real Housewives of Terrible Taste

[Deleted User] · April 2015

A few other good ones...

polkad0t · April 2015

Saw this dress on SYTTD and had to screenshot it.

polkad0t · April 2015

polkad0t said:
Saw this dress on SYTTD and had to screenshot it.

I'm dumb and didn't include the pic because my phone rang

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2015

flantastic · April 2015

AlisonM23 said:

Oh that silver high-low Pnina. Pops up on SYTTD faaar too often.

hellohkb · April 2015

I'm a little frightened that I like some of these.

KatWAG · April 2015

polkad0t said:

polkad0t said:
Saw this dress on SYTTD and had to screenshot it.
I'm dumb and didn't include the pic because my phone rang

This is pretty tame considering some of the other dresses.

buttercup1958 · May 2015

AlisonM23 said:
A few other good ones...

I actually like the last one as the short version...

[Deleted User] · May 2015

buttercup1958 it's not the worst, but I'm not a huge fan of the bubble hem myself (and her hair looks really weird)

spglsp · May 2015

hellohkb said:
I'm a little frightened that I like some of these.

I know! I'm a little worried my own dress is going to show up here

theartistformerlyknownas · May 2015

spglsp said:

hellohkb said:
I'm a little frightened that I like some of these.
I know! I'm a little worried my own dress is going to show up here

Eh someone could hate my dress, I wouldn't care.

ashley8918 · May 2015

lolo883 said:

spglsp said:

hellohkb said:
I'm a little frightened that I like some of these.
I know! I'm a little worried my own dress is going to show up here
Eh someone could hate my dress, I wouldn't care.

Same. Actually, I will put myself on here because I HATED this stupid sash with the stupid ugly rosettes, but my seamstress advised against removing it.

Other than that it is gorg, obviously.

hellohkb · May 2015

spglsp said:

hellohkb said:
I'm a little frightened that I like some of these.
I know! I'm a little worried my own dress is going to show up here

Right? I'm getting a bit concerned about my taste. I kind of like the first two KatWag posted and the one Joanna Krupa is wearing. What is wrong with me?

RezIpsa · May 2015

ashley8918 said:

I swear to god this dress has been around with minuscule variations since the late 80s. Is it possible the designer had one of each size made and just won't give up until they are all sold? I kind of like that explanation.

ashley8918 · May 2015

RezIpsa said:

ashley8918 said:
I swear to god this dress has been around with minuscule variations since the late 80s. Is it possible the designer had one of each size made and just won't give up until they are all sold? I kind of like that explanation.

This HAS to be it!

MairePoppy · May 2015

ashley8918 said:

RezIpsa said:

ashley8918 said:
I swear to god this dress has been around with minuscule variations since the late 80s. Is it possible the designer had one of each size made and just won't give up until they are all sold? I kind of like that explanation.

This HAS to be it!

Yep, it has been. One of my husband's cousins was married in this dress. It was a winter theme wedding. The bms had red velvet dresses and white fur muffs instead of bouquets.

SNOW-WHITE-FLUFFY-FAUX-FUR-CHILD-AND-WARMER-MUFF-BRIDAL-WEDDING-CASUAL-NWT

It was cheesey.

sophhabobopha · May 2015

RezIpsa said:

ashley8918 said:
I swear to god this dress has been around with minuscule variations since the late 80s. Is it possible the designer had one of each size made and just won't give up until they are all sold? I kind of like that explanation.

It makes me think of an unfortunate middle school dance period accident.

chibiyui · May 2015

justsie · May 2015

chibiyui said:

Why did that second woman spill all her giant popcorn?

allispain · May 2015

justsie said:

chibiyui said:

Why did that second woman spill all her giant popcorn?

Because that's how you attract all the cute woodland creatures for your princess photo shoot!

larrygaga · May 2015

chibiyui said:

The third dress would be really beautiful if they stitched up the front and let out a few seams.

theartistformerlyknownas · May 2015

larrygaga said:

chibiyui said:

The third dress would be really beautiful if they stitched up the front and let out a few seams.

There's a dress in that picture? I just see boobs.

d&bbride2015 · May 2015

chibiyui said:

the camo thing is HUGE around where I live in Pa. We went to a wedding last year the brides dress was gorgeous then she started walking and you saw the camo that was added! Oh wait and the BM carried toy rifles with flowers attached. they were also all in camo dresses with cowboy boots and the GM were all in Camo vests and bow ties.

chibiyui · May 2015

lolo883 said:

larrygaga said:

chibiyui said:

The third dress would be really beautiful if they stitched up the front and let out a few seams.
There's a dress in that picture? I just see boobs.

Sometimes people forget that editing is a very important part of the art making process. In theory that dress should be gorgeous, in practice, not so much.

justsie · May 2015

ETA: I really want to see what this dress looks like standing... because it doesn't look like a horrible dress, it just offers no support.

Viczaesar · May 2015

For so many of these...

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