Paying to crash someone's wedding

FrenchHouseCat · May 2015

My favorite is that they registered for CrossFit sessions in every city that they are honeymooning in.

novella1186 · May 2015

levioosa said:

levioosa said:
YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. THE WEDDING IS HAPPENING LIKE RIGHT NOW. BUY YOUR TICKETS.

Is that what they put on facebook? Because I thought that the "weddings" were in June.

Oops, my bad. She was at a friend's wedding tonight. Although a multi-state PPD would really have been the cherry on top of this clusterfuck.

ETA: She wore a long white dress to her friend's wedding. She just posted a picture.

I just gasped but then remembered that no, my BSC sister is not getting married. This isn't her.

FiancB · May 2015

I can't find the article. Heeeelp.

julieanne912 · May 2015

Just don't google "couple charging to crash wedding"... it'll bring up a bunch of sad articles about brides and grooms who died in car crashes near/after their wedding.

cupcait927 · May 2015

@FiancB copy and paste from @esstee3's post

That'll get you where you need to go.

FiancB · May 2015

julieanne912 said:
Just don't google "couple charging to crash wedding"... it'll bring up a bunch of sad articles about brides and grooms who died in car crashes near/after their wedding.

this is what I did at first. Now I'm sad. Thanks @cupcait927

KatieinBkln · May 2015

Lol Crossfit.

lovesclimbing · May 2015

They have a wedding TRAILER? Narcissistic much?

And the article said something about how he's a designer of some sort which explains why their website looks like that. Really? I don't think the design is all that great actually. Way too much blank space which means way too much scrolling to get all the info.

dolewhipper · May 2015

This is narcissism at it's finest.

"AS SEEN ON THRILLIST.COM" Ugh.

monkeysip · May 2015

I really think this has to be the WORST crap we've ever seen.

And of course, ONE of their weddings is a Catholic wedding.

levioosa · May 2015

It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding." And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple. It's seriously too much.

hellohkb · May 2015

levioosa said:
It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding." And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple. It's seriously too much.

They sound like literally the most annoying people in all of history. I just opened this thread up as well as just found their wedding website (and the article) and I groaned out loud like 39 times.

THEY ARE THE WORST.

allispain · May 2015

levioosa said:
It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding." And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple. It's seriously too much.

Gag.

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VulgarGirl · May 2015

levioosa said:
It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding." And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple. It's seriously too much.

Excuse me this is a power couple:

They are obnoxious attention whores whose parents did not give them enough attention apparently.

VulgarGirl · May 2015

pinkrevenge said:
Also I'd bet their entrance fee that they divorce in the next five years.

Don't worry...they'll let you pay to crash the divorce proceedings as well.

#foreverwastoolong #singlebitches #hahanoprenup!

cstar1015 · May 2015

I'm embarassed to share my wedding date with them.

flantastic · May 2015

cstar1015 said:

I'm embarassed to share my wedding date with them.

Who knows? Maybe you don't. We don't know which one is the actual wedding, do we?

Knottie42669964 · May 2015

I always wonder how people like this find each other and how they have friends. I'm about to throw up over their wedding trailer.

cstar1015 · May 2015

@flantastic -- oooo, fair. But one of them shares my date. And that's blegh enough for me

santiago2615 · May 2015

What the actual F???

flutteringinfl · May 2015

So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

VulgarGirl · May 2015

flutteringinfl said:
So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

Well that's when you start the divorce train.

levioosa · May 2015

MagicInk said:

flutteringinfl said:
So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?
Well that's when you start the divorce train.

No, no, no. They're the type to call it a "conscious uncoupling."

louxnoelle · May 2015

levioosa said:

MagicInk said:

flutteringinfl said:
So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?
Well that's when you start the divorce train.
No, no, no. They're the type to call it a "conscious uncoupling."

And then reunite a month or so later … with another few weddings.

hellohkb · May 2015

louxnoelle said:

levioosa said:

MagicInk said:

flutteringinfl said:
So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?
Well that's when you start the divorce train.
No, no, no. They're the type to call it a "conscious uncoupling."
And then reunite a month or so later … with another few weddings.

With some vow renewals to follow!

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