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    Chipmunk415Chipmunk415 member
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    pinkrevenge said:

    I feel bad because I liked a lot of these. But, for like a Space Pirate Vampire Princess, not a bride, so maybe I'm in the clear again?

    As for the number up top, it's clearly a bridal Queen Etheria cosplay:

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    It only qualifies if the fabric is covered in Phantom Limb's "tears"
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    Chipmunk415 said:

    pinkrevenge said:

    I feel bad because I liked a lot of these. But, for like a Space Pirate Vampire Princess, not a bride, so maybe I'm in the clear again?

    As for the number up top, it's clearly a bridal Queen Etheria cosplay:

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    It only qualifies if the fabric is covered in Phantom Limb's "tears"
    Dr. Mrs. The Monarch is my hero.
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    This is a fitness model/person I follow. "And yes, my dress was completely see through"
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    I swear to god this dress has been around with minuscule variations since the late 80s. Is it possible the designer had one of each size made and just won't give up until they are all sold? I kind of like that explanation.






    My DIL had a dress like this but instead of red it was purple. She had LSU colors. It was a lot of purple!
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    justsie said:

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    Let's go over to pintrest, shall we?


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    where have all the nipples gone?
    Haha I was scrolling through this wondering if my dress is on here and behold -- the second from the bottom is a very similar rosa Clara style (just the top is different). I had my first fitting today though and I think my dress is the bomb, so carry on!

    Really interesting how different everyone's tastes are.
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    I actually love that dress. I would even consider the cape 
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    Saw this little gem and thought of y'all.

    Sash, veil, boots... why?





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    randomslove said:
    Saw this little gem and thought of y'all.

    Sash, veil, boots... why?
    Optical illusion? Look at the pair of legs in the black pants under her dress. Can't unsee...
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    ashley8918 said:
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    Ouch Ash. 
    Do you hate it because it's not in the "all white" category? 
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    KLM7386 said:
    ashley8918 said:
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    Ouch Ash. 
    Do you hate it because it's not in the "all white" category? 
    She was banned, so she isn't going to respond. But she could hate it because it is ugly and not her style. Not putting words in her mouth, but it is ugly.
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    RussianCinderella said:
    I'm a little frightened that I like some of these.
    I know! I'm a little worried my own dress is going to show up here
    It's okay, my dress has already shown up on here but I still love it, it's definitely my favorite. Which might mean I don't fit in here.... :(


    Mine has already shown on here multiple times... Don't care that was the only dress that had what I wanted with room to add a little more. 
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    KLM7386 said:
    ashley8918 said:
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    Ouch Ash. 
    Do you hate it because it's not in the "all white" category? 
    I'm not wearing a white dress at all and I think this dress is fugly. I've seen it IRL and it's one of the few dresses that looks worse up close.
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    I feel like that red dress is just done.   It's been around for decades and it wasn't great looking even back then.   Now I feel like it's trying too hard to be extra royally embellished and it comes off poorly IMO.  
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    I came across this thread and decided to share this gem.  It is a dress I used to threaten to buy for a friend of mine if she ever got married.

    A Justin Alexander that to make matters worse, originally started as a sleeveless dress and the woman paid to have flesh colored sleeves added to it for modesty purposes.

    I couldn't imagine giving this away much less asking $1000 for it with a straight face, but that is just me.
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    Mariah2261324 said:

    I came across this thread and decided to share this gem.  It is a dress I used to threaten to buy for a friend of mine if she ever got married.


    A Justin Alexander that to make matters worse, originally started as a sleeveless dress and the woman paid to have flesh colored sleeves added to it for modesty purposes.

    I couldn't imagine giving this away much less asking $1000 for it with a straight face, but that is just me.
    Maybe the next Duggar girl to get married off can wear that!


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    Pouffy skirt, awkward pouffy back thing (how do you even sit comfortably like that ?!?) and some kind of lacey swim cap-looking thing. Just...no. 

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    The bottom of this dress reminds me of a garlic clove (annnd now I want garlic bread- thanks, creepy wedding dress)

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    An oldie but goodie that leaves pretty much nothing to the imagination
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    Posted this on the Attire board and was told there was a bad dress thread so I thought I would add.  This is currently for sale on a local fb wedding resale page, listed as a new, custom made dress.  I have to hope it is from a knock off site


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    kvruns said:

    Posted this on the Attire board and was told there was a bad dress thread so I thought I would add.  This is currently for sale on a local fb wedding resale page, listed as a new, custom made dress.  I have to hope it is from a knock off site


    Kelly Seabolt's photo.

    That looks like something pulled from the back of a closet in a house that went through major damaging floods. 
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    I think camo has already made an appearance on this thread, but we really can't get enough of it.
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    An oldie but goodie that leaves pretty much nothing to the imagination
    Just the color of her nipples, pretty much.



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    Viczaesar said:


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    An oldie but goodie that leaves pretty much nothing to the imagination
    Just the color of her nipples, pretty much.
    Back when I was engaged my Dad sent me this pic and said "As long as your dress doesn't look like this, then get whatever you want!"

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    I always see this one on Pinterest:


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    hellohkb said:
    I always see this one on Pinterest:
    It looks like something is growing out of the dress. Maybe it's just because I'm sensitive to looking asymetric, but I would be scared the bedazzled boob would look like a different size in that dress. 
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    justsie said:
    hellohkb said:
    I always see this one on Pinterest:
    It looks like something is growing out of the dress. Maybe it's just because I'm sensitive to looking asymetric, but I would be scared the bedazzled boob would look like a different size in that dress. 


    Yes! That's exactly what I was thinking! It looks like some sort of Contagious Boob Fungus that attached itself to the dress.

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    I am lacking on pictures, but for all the Pnina horror - Galia Lahav. Oh dear Lord. It's like high fashion lingerie stripped down to less than certain lines and then turned into wedding dresses. I don't think any have a back.
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    justsie said:
    hellohkb said:
    I always see this one on Pinterest:
    It looks like something is growing out of the dress. Maybe it's just because I'm sensitive to looking asymetric, but I would be scared the bedazzled boob would look like a different size in that dress. 
    I definitely think the right boob looks both flatter and larger (how is that even possible?!) than the left.
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    OllisaurusRex said:
    I am lacking on pictures, but for all the Pnina horror - Galia Lahav. Oh dear Lord. It's like high fashion lingerie stripped down to less than certain lines and then turned into wedding dresses. I don't think any have a back.
    With a quick google search, I have to agree. She only uses stick-thin models with tiny butts. How many ways can you get a ball skirt to start at someone's butt hole? Many ways, apparently. 
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    Found a few choice ones. Of course there is a 1920s themed collection!!!
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    Thank you! Yes, the dresses are just all kinds of wrong. Granted, I found them in searching for making my dress, which got me to threads and threads on knock off versions and how wonderful they are. Meanwhile, I wanted to run away in fear.

    That's what I'll wear on my honeymoon. Maybe. Because I actually got a lot of junk. I most certainly am not spending that kind of money on that little fabric. Nor am I wearing that in front of my father, grandparents, future in laws and other assorted family and friends.
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