So, while I wait for my boss to now send me the spreadsheet to get her the budget data today that she just told me about at 8:45, I figured I'd pass along this marriage-related joke I heard at my shower.
A young man tells his mother he has happy news; he's met the love of his life and that he's proposed and she has accepted. He is going to bring three women home to meet her; one will be his future wife, and he wants to see if his mom can tell which one he'll marry.
Mom and the ladies spend the day together; in the evening when her son arrives he asks if she thinks she knows which woman it is. His mother says, "yes, I know. It's her (and points to said woman)." Her son is amazed because she is in fact right. "Mom, how could you have possibly known?" he asks.
"Because she's the one I don't like."
Waka waka waka.