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minskat30 · September 2015

Morning ladies!

Dear NEYrs,

Thank you for always making my day go by when you all post...yesterday was slow...I don't like the look of today if I'm the first poster. Please entertain me.

-Minskat

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Dear H,

I love you so much for all that you do. Just putting your arm around me when you come home at night or cuddling in the morning. I have all the feels.

-W

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Dear Weekend,

Y U so far away? I need sleep. And I have free tickets to the zoo that I plan to use and want to see all the animals.

-SadPanda

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Dear Pup,

STOP WAKING ME UP. You are damn lucky you are so cute but three times a night is a lot (though its better than five). Your Dad is lucky he is cute too because coming back to bed to hear him snoring through your barking is not amusing. I'm buying you a cooling gel dog bed so you can sleep with us on our bedroom floor.

-Desperate Doggie Mommy

[Deleted User] · September 2015

Dear Baxter,

You are so cute when you sleep in your dog bed all night. Thanks for jumping up and giving me snuggles this morning!

Love,

Your favorite human

Dear Weekend,

Why are you not here yet?!?!?!

Love,

Desperate for Friday

LizzyTish88 · September 2015

Dear 4 day weekend,

I can't wait to see you!

-So thankful

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Dear BF,

I'm sorry I was late coming home last night, and brought the drama with me. I really do appreciate all you do during cheer season to keep the house going when I'm not home and especially cooking for me and timing it for when I arrive. I promise to notify you next time if I know I am going to be late. Love you mucho!

-Case

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Dear Tess,

Your puppy snuggles mean everything. Mommy loves you!

-Fur Mom

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Dear Cheer girls,

Get your shit together ASAP. I want to go to Nationals this year and I know you all do to. You have the potential you just need to find it and use it.

-Coach

[Deleted User] · September 2015

Dear Callie-

I'm growing impatient and I believe waiting for you is the worst waiting game I've ever played in my life. I'm hoping your plan is to come on your due date or before and not later! If later, I might cry and go crazy and walk around our neighborhood 20,000 times. I can't wait to meet you and kiss your face.

Love,

Your mommy

Dear Maddux,

I just want to squeeze you! I love you so much. You will be the best big brother and I promise we will bring home some new toys for you so you won't be distracted by Callie's toys anymore.

Love,

Your furmommy

Dear weather,

I loved the cool days we have been having. Please don't get super hot again...I'd like to remain as comfortable as possible these last few weeks.

Sincerely,

swollen pregnant lady

Dear H,

You make me so happy. I'm so glad that you're my life partner and get to go through all of life's lovely obstacles with me. You're going to be the best labor buddy and I know you will do an amazing job of keeping me sane lol.

Love,

Your wife

Dear weekend,

I'm so glad you start today! Woo hoo!

minskat30 · September 2015

Forgot one...

Dear Self (and any NEYrs who want to join me),

I'm excited for our 30 day challenge to work out each and every day for the next 30 days. You can do it, promise. You have less than 70 days to India and we want that little black dress to fit remember?

-Motivated

minskat30 · September 2015

@cocobellaf - I feel desperate for Friday too!

@caseface5 - Sorry for the cheer drama. Hugs.

@southernpeach89 - I saw this video of a pregnant lady dancing during labor to try to get the baby to come out and thought of you.

I hope Callie cooperates.

jenna8984 · September 2015

Dear hair,

Thanks for your cooperation in this morning's meeting with the CHI straightener. You were a real team player and exceeded expectations.

-chick who will look nice to meet all the important sales managers at today's luncheon

Dear Jen from the Town of xxx Assesor's Office,

Thank you for your letter to my office in which the first sentence reads "Your phone systems are an absolute disgrace. I wasted 15 minutes going through different menus and still could not reach a person". This seriously cracked me up, I love the bluntness and agree that our phone systems here are a fucking joke.

- employee in agreement

MissKittyDanger · September 2015

@TwoDimes so cute *-*

Dear Self,

Quit whacking your foot! You are not indestructible!

signed;

rest of the body

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Dear husband

Despite hating indigestion that keeps me up, I do love the fact we play our random music game and can laugh until it's super late.

Love

Wife

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Dear teeth,

Fuck. Off.

You're costing too much even with a dental plan.

*scowls*

KeptInStitches · September 2015

Dear commish,

No, 9:45 on a Tuesday night is not an acceptable time to start a draft, but I was one beer in already and knew I'd need an excuse for today.

Pretty much your whole league wants to pull off a hostile takeover. Get your shit together and stop treating us like third-class citizens because you're in too many fantasy leagues.

Signed,

Player

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Dear self,

Somewhere between the beers, the bar food, and the late night, we made a mistake. We must not do this again. At least until next year's draft, when we will throw caution to the wind. Maybe. This year I really feel lousy.

Signed,

Where did my tolerance go?

[Deleted User] · September 2015

@TwoDimes Give me that Indy face so I can kiss it! SHe is the cutest!

500days · September 2015

Dear NEY,

I'm sorry that I've been a bad friend and haven't been here the last few days! School is in full swing and it's hard to come on in here with all of the craziness going on. I miss you ladies!

Love,

500days

Dear H,

Thank you so much for being understanding of my crankyness lately. It's hard going back to work full time when you've been sloth status all summer.

Love,

500days

Dear coworkers,

Please stop freaking out over every single change. Things change in education and you just go with it- ya know, for the kids? It isn't all about you!!!

Get with it,

500days

GoldenPenguin · September 2015

Dear NEY,

I miss you. Being a responsible adult is ZERO FUN, SIR.

Love,

GP

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Dear @alpacina,

Did you know THIS was a thing? And if so, I'm going to need an invitation to your wedding.

KTHX,

GP

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Dear H,

I love you. That's all.

Love,

Your wife.

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Dear @swazzle,

Come home already. And bring me a tiger baby.

Love,

Sisserface

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Dear Vi,

Stop laying in the other room like an antisocial jerk and come snuggle with me. Also, use your puppy dog face to help me convince dad that you need a puppy.

Love,

Mom

speakeasy14 · September 2015

Dear Impatient Lady on my way to work this morning,

Karma. I loved watching you get pulled over after you beeped your horn at me for stopping at a stop sign. Had you not been so impatient you would have seen the cop sitting to the left when you completely failed to stop at the stop sign (after beeping your horn at me).

Love,

Girl who follows the rules when she drives

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Dear NEY,

I cosign @minskat30. You ladies make slow days at work go by much faster.

Love, Speakeasy

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Dear venue for my staff meeting,

Why would you book something the night before a morning meeting? Not only do I now have to get up at 4am, but so does your team, because if my room is not set up when I arrive at 6am, there will be problems. Considering your track record with your team failing at morning set ups, I have low expectations. Also, I'm driving an hour to get you, so you better have my coffee ready when I get there, and not when people start arriving at 7:15.

No love,

Not so pleased biggest paying customer

*I can't type today, I has the dumb

[Deleted User] · September 2015

@Goldenpenguin MOAR GOLDENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speakeasy14 · September 2015

@goldenpenguin just attach this to Vi's collar.

untouchablets · September 2015

Dear NEY,
Sorry I haven't been around. I just don't have a lot of *positive* things to say, and I do the same thing every single day lately so I feel I am boring,

From,
Untouchablets
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Dear BF,
I am sorry about the "root beer float" incident yesterday. I just really wanted one.

Love,
Me
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Dear future puppy,
I can't wait for winter to come and go so I can finally have you!!

Love,
Mom
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Dear Amber the cat,
I am kinda glad you act more like a dog, but can you please stop drooling every time I pet you?

Thanks,
Mom
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Dear day job,
GO AWAY

Hatefully yours,
Me.

MissKittyDanger · September 2015

@untouchablets I need more info on the "root beer float" incident AND your cat drools? {why do I find that oddly cute ....}

untouchablets · September 2015

@misskittydanger I had a VERY dramatic reaction to my BF asking for the check at Famous Dave's last night before I could answer the "anything else?" question. And then on the drive home I was VERY insistent on going to the store for root beer so I could make one myself. And then I didn't even finish it lol.

She drools a lot. It's gross, it drips onto you and then she wipes her face on you and the stuff around you and it just icky. I've never seen a dog drool as much as my cat.

minskat30 · September 2015

@GoldenPenguin - Just leave the fridge door open and tell him you have something for him in the fridge...

Or show him this happy duo.

cu97tiger · September 2015

@minskat30 - I hear you on the pup waking you up. Fritz seems to be having some allergy issues and he wakes me up around 5a every morning with his scratching and licking. I feel bad for him but UGH, he's practically sitting on me while he does it.

30 days straight of working out seems excessive. Your body needs rest! Especially if you're starting from a place of working our 3x or less per week.

@southernpeach89 - SO CLOSEEEEE. I can't wait for Callie to get here either!!

@500days - HI!!!!

@untouchablets - I really want to try one of these root beer floats.

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Dear Clemson Tigers,

Your season starts on Saturday. I am so excited I could pee. Let's make this year one to remember!!

Love,

cu97tiger

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Dear self,

You're 15 lbs heavier than you'd like to be, but you know what? You're stronger than you've ever been, and you should keep doing what you're doing (but maybe figure out a better breakfast than a bagel everyday). You rock.

Love,

me

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Dear friends,

You all live so far apart from me and from each other. I spend every available dollar to visit you and there are still not enough weekends in the year. Let's all move to a lakeside neighborhood so we can see each other MOAR and with less flying!

Love,

lady who is missing her people

GoldenPenguin · September 2015

There was a video about the Trenton Thunder (minor league baseball team) on ESPN recently - they have a Bat Dog, instead of a Bat Boy, and he's a Golden. His dad was the first one, and now him, and now he's training HIS son. I laughed, cried, and then told him that Violet NEEDED A PUPPY. RIGHT NOW.

Still no puppy.

The Bat Dogs:

minskat30 · September 2015

@cu97tiger - I work out 5x a week lately (4x if I'm really being lazy that week). I just thought the extra two days (usually falling on Sunday and Monday) would help motivate me to eat better on the weekend and feel less "blech" at the beginning of the week. I'm also only thinking intense cardio 3-4 of those days with a lighter form of cardio (fast walking for example) and some strength the other three. I'm sorry Fritz is waking you. Has his food changed at all? Raj gets seasonal allergies so it may be that too. I'll let you know if the gel dog bed helps at all...I would imagine it would help for itchy skin.

LizzyTish88 · September 2015

@cu97tiger Adult rootbeer floats are awesome!! I suggest doing it with the "Coney Island" one, not the "Not your Father's" because "Coney Island" is not as sweet, so the ice cream goes really well with it.

Peaseblossom55 · September 2015

Dear H,

I love you more than anything in the world. Thank you for being so loving and supportive through all of this crap we are going through. I love you more and more every day. I hope I'm as supportive to you.

Love,

Your wife

Dear NEY,

I can't thank you enough for your love and support. It has helped me tremendously. I can't thank you enough.

Love,

peaseblossom

Dear Anneliese,

Mommy will always love you. I miss you so much .

Love,

Your mommy

Dear September,

My only request is that you go by very very fast and painlessly somehow.

Love,

Girl who wants to move on to October

Dear studying,

You suck, I better pass this test in a month.

So over studying

Dear God,

I will never as long as I live understand why. I'm really hoping you have a plan for us. I hope that plan involves a new baby & getting KU again as soon as possible.

Love,

Wants to be a parent

speakeasy14 · September 2015

@cu97tiger and @minskat30 My vet told me to add a teaspoon of olive oil to dog food to stop the itchiness. I've been giving it to Callie for about a week and she's finally starting to itch less.

minskat30 · September 2015

Dear @peaseblossom55

Just wanted to say you and your H were the focus of my hour walk yesterday and you are in my prayers.

-Minskat30

Peaseblossom55 · September 2015

Dear @minskat30

Thank you, this means so much to us.

peaseblossom

MissKittyDanger · September 2015

@untouchablets Matt constantly thinks Angel drools because he when he has water, he's like that drinking bird so he gets water every where. He does the same, wipes his wet face every where. He also likes to wipes his eye crusties on me, unfortunately when he does this I have to go wash because that causes me to get hives $:\$ silly kitties!

cu97tiger · September 2015

@speakeasy14 - I will definitely try that! Thanks.

@peaseblossom55 -

@minskat30 - I would do at least one day of a short (1 mile?) regular-pace walking, if you want to keep that 'streak' going. Your body really does need a day to rest and recoup, so even fast-walking doesn't really count as 'rest.'

[Deleted User] · September 2015

Dear @minskat30,

I'm with you on the 30 day challenge! My brother is getting married in December and I want to buy a new fabulous dress...but I want to know I'll look good in it first!

Love,

We can do this!

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Dear Self,

You are allowed to count a walk with the dog as a workout. There is no reason to go overly crazy.

Love,

Girl Who Doesn't Want to Get Too Tired

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Dear student who brought me coffee this morning,

You rock. It was delicious and now I'm in an excellent mood for when I start grading your papers later.

Best,

Dr. Historian

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Dear BF,

Thank you for being so wonderful, even from the other side of the world. Even when I can't tell you what's wrong (not because I don't want to tell you but because I don't know), you still keep telling me everything's okay.

Love you,

Girlfriend

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Dear bipolar disorder,

This was always going to be a hard time. You aren't going to win this round.

No love,

Me

500days · September 2015

@peaseblossom55 I have been thinking of you each and every day

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