Morning!
Last night, on my way home from work, I was on a very packed train, standing up in the middle of the car. An old woman is seated in front of me. She taps me on the arm and asks if I want her seat. I was confused but I just said no, thank you. She persisted and I said "No, I'm OK, thanks". And then it hit me that this woman, who could be no younger than 60, thought I was KTFU and was offering ME HER seat for that reason. I immediately close my kindle app and text
@GoldenPenguin @csousa1 @Hummingbird125 and @buddysmom80 to fill them in on my lovely conversation and halfway through typing, the guy to her left leans forward and says "Excuse me, adalsjdflka" and I was like "What?" So, he repeated himself: "Excuse me, are you pregnant?" And as much as I always THINK I would tell someone off in this instance, I was caught so off-guard that for the second time in under two minutes someone was insinuating that I was so round in the middle area that I'm carrying an actual person in there, that I simply said "No." and turned purple with embarrassment. So, a big GO FUCK YOURSELF to the assholes on my train yesterday. I had GLOVES in my coat pockets. GLOVES. Not a human being.
On a happier note, today is Wednesday which is my weigh-in day and I was -0.8 . Take that, train riders!
Tonight will be the same plan as last night except I won't be storing my gloves in my coat pockets when they're not on my hands. No sirree.
I'm making Bang Bang Shrimp Tacos with Pineapple Slaw and Vegetable Rice from HC for dinner and then I need to finally watch Shameless from Sunday with H.
Have a lovely day!