NOT Monday!

eilis1228 · May 2016

@Swazzle Mmmmmm pickle dip. So good!

speakeasy14 · May 2016

Just got out of an all morning meeting, I would like to take a nap now.

@swazzle I miss drunk Rachel.2 out of 3 isn't bad for clothes though.
@southernpeach89 ugh sending hugs your way
@minskat30 A is going to be here soooon!!!
@eilis1228 I'm just impressed that you had a bottle for a year. Alcohol of any kind is lucky to last more than a week in my house.

If someone were to award you "Most likely to _____", what would it be?

talk your ear off

Is there anything you really want to buy right now?

A car that won't break

What was the last TV show you watched (for even just one episode)?

Big bang theory

What are your favorite and least favorite exercise moves?

Favorite - any yoga move the stretches my shoulders and back

Least favorite - tie between burpees and planks

How many work e-mails do you typically get in a day?

50-100 depending what is going on

What is your phone background?

Personal phone:

Work Phone:

White and yellow roses from one of my bouquets

Give me a recipe. Any recipe. GO! (First google search brought me to)

Better than Sex Cake!

Ingredients

1 h 30 m24 servings 193 cals

1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix
1/2 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
6 ounces caramel ice cream topping

3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee, chopped
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
Add all ingredients to list

Directions

Prep 30 m
Cook 1 h
Ready In 1 h 30 m

Bake cake according to package directions for a 9x13 inch pan; cool on wire rack for 5 minutes. Make slits across the top of the cake, making sure not to go through to the bottom.
In a saucepan over low heat, combine sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping, stirring until smooth and blended. Slowly pour the warm topping mixture over the top of the warm cake, letting it sink into the slits; then sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars liberally across the entire cake while still warm. (Hint: I crush my candy bars into small chunks as opposed to crumbs - I like to have pieces I can chew on!)
Let cake cool completely, then top with whipped topping. Decorate the top of the cake with some more chocolate toffee bar chunks and swirls of caramel topping. Refrigerate and serve right from the pan!

Swazzle · May 2016

@AlPacina - Your dip recipe is blocked at work! Did you try to trick me with porn?

[Deleted User] · May 2016

@swazzle I feel like I just learned the secret of all secrets seeing your pickle dip recipe lol. Even though I know you have shared it before....this is just so much more official.

PamBeesly524 · May 2016

If someone were to award you "Most likely to _____", what would it be?

Most likely to fall asleep before everyone else.

Is there anything you really want to buy right now?

Clothes. all the freakin' clothes.

What was the last TV show you watched (for even just one episode)?

Jeopardy.

What are your favorite and least favorite exercise moves?

I hate sit ups - I think they are ridiculous and bad for your back. also planks are the devil. I love crunches though!

How many work e-mails do you typically get in a day?

at least 50 if not more.

What is your phone background?

lock screen:

Inside screen:

Give me a recipe. Any recipe. GO!

Quinoa Taco Salad - all day every day. http://www.lemontreedwelling.com/2014/05/quinoa-taco-bowls.html

MissKittyDanger · May 2016

If someone were to award you "Most likely to _____", what would it be?
Burst into dance or song

Is there anything you really want to buy right now?
Yes. Urban Decay's Alice in Wonderland palette

What was the last TV show you watched (for even just one episode)?
News this morning but Big Bang Theory last night

What are your favorite and least favorite exercise moves?
Favourite - any stretching
Least - push ups or sit ups

How many work e-mails do you typically get in a day?
Personally or ones I deal with?
Personally - 4 max
Ones I deal with - today I'm up to 16 lol

What is your phone background?
Edit: Blonde moment, can't link instagram but can't get the damn photo to work on here.
I'll link later when I can!

Give me a recipe. Any recipe. GO!
"Fried rice"
Needs:
cauliflower
frozen veggies {mixed}
2 cloves garlic {optional}
soy sauce {i use low sodium}

Shred at least half head of cauliflower with small shredder and put in frying pan. Add soy sauce - approx 1 tbsp - and garlic, and mix together while it heats up.
Add mixed veg - there should be same amount of veg as cauliflower - and add another 1tbsp of soy sauce.
Mix.

If you enjoy soy sauce, you may want to add more but it's easier to add small amounts as you go since the cauliflower will soak it up quick.

AlPacina · May 2016

@swazzle - WHAT?!? It's just Taste of Home. I didn't know they did porn. I guess it's just a sign of the times........

ETA: @speakeasy14 - I basically came just from reading that recipe.

eilis1228 · May 2016

@MissKittyDanger You should remove the link to your Instagram. This is a public forum with many lurkers, and posting personal information like that is not a good idea.

wink0erin · May 2016

If someone were to award you "Most likely to _____", what would it be?

"Make a fart sound that isn't really a fart and then spend a lot of time swearing it wasn't a fart to the extent everyone thinks she is lying"

Is there anything you really want to buy right now?

I want a patio installed and I'm getting impatient about it.

What was the last TV show you watched (for even just one episode)?

Doctor Who.

What are your favorite and least favorite exercise moves?

Least favorite: all of them. Ok, ok, for real though, favorite is rowing machine, least favorite is crunches.

How many work e-mails do you typically get in a day?

Anywhere from 0 to 20. Fully depends on my caseload.

What is your phone background?

Give me a recipe. Any recipe. GO!

1 package oreos

1 package cream cheese (softened)

chocolate chips, melted

Crush the oreos into a delicious powder. (Do not snort.) Blend with the cream cheese until smoooooth. Roll that shit into little balls. Then dunk each ball in melted chocolate. Sprinkle some oreo crumbles on top and BAM. Delicious balls. Nom away.

MissKittyDanger · May 2016

@eilis1228 ah damn that's right .... done!

eilis1228 · May 2016

@wink0erin That recipe...

Image: http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/surprise-excited-jaw-drop-gif.gif?gs=a

wink0erin · May 2016

@eilis1228 I have made them for work parties and people go apeshit over them.

Sidenote: I like making ball shaped food for work parties so I can joke with my coworkers by saying "did you like my balls?"

Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/Qhz6IBbOBhsQM/giphy.gif

speakeasy14 · May 2016

@wink0erin I get the peppermint oreos and make oreo mint balls at Christmas.

eilis1228 · May 2016

@speakeasy14 @wink0erin Yeah, I'm gonna need you both to move to Texas.

jenna8984 · May 2016

@wink0erin I also make oreo balls! I freeze them for half hour before I dip in chocolate to make sure they stay perfect and don't fall apart.

If someone were to award you "Most likely to _____", what would it be?

eat the entire family size bag of Smartfood

Is there anything you really want to buy right now?

not really...I'm on the prowl for some good flip flops with arch support

What was the last TV show you watched (for even just one episode)?

Life or Debt (I had no idea Aaron Carter's parents blew all his money before he was 18 and now he's a broke joke)

What are your favorite and least favorite exercise moves?

Fave- ab bicycles

Least- kickboxing class- hurts my hips

How many work e-mails do you typically get in a day?

Probably 25-50

What is your phone background?

H standing by really cool river and bridge in Bath, England

Give me a recipe. Any recipe. GO!

Made this last week, still have some in Tupperware. Yum.

http://www.food.com/recipe/safe-to-eat-raw-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-98127

speakeasy14 · May 2016

@eilis1228 will you settle for a visit in 3 weeks?

eilis1228 · May 2016

This gif accurately sums up my week:

jenna8984 · May 2016

@eilis1228 aaaa that cat is fantastic

eilis1228 · May 2016

@jenna8984 I laugh hysterically every time I watch that gif. That poor kitty.

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