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Bridezilla Demands Bridesmaids Chip In for Her $10,500 Wedding Dress

PrettyGirlLostPrettyGirlLost A Land Filled with Unicorns and Cat Hair member
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Re: Bridezilla Demands Bridesmaids Chip In for Her $10,500 Wedding Dress

  • OurWildKingdomOurWildKingdom in the 216 member
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    Yeah, I'd be telling that bride to lose my number. 

    Also, GH's copy editor must be on vacation. "They're desire"?
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  • bleve0821bleve0821 The Shire member
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    Yeah, I'd be telling that bride to lose my number. 

    Also, GH's copy editor must be on vacation. "They're desire"?
    You beat me to it!  I actually cringed. 

    I'd have peaced out after she asked me to make that excel spreadsheet.


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  • I would've ditched this bride as soon as she sent me the request for the same day excel spreadsheet of cake bakers for a destination wedding. 

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  • MCmeowMCmeow member
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    I think for the excel file I would've added contact information for divorce lawyers, maybe if I were real evil I would've made them contact info for drug dealers disguised as cute bakery names.
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  • Jen4948Jen4948 Houston member
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    Ah......no.
  • DrillSergeantCatDrillSergeantCat Oklahoma City, OK member
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    Three of the bridesmaids actually chipped in!
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  • OurWildKingdomOurWildKingdom in the 216 member
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    MCmeow said:
    I think for the excel file I would've added contact information for divorce lawyers, maybe if I were real evil I would've made them contact info for drug dealers disguised as cute bakery names.
    I almost snorted Diet Dr. Pepper reading this. Awesome!
    MCmeow
  • bleve0821bleve0821 The Shire member
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    I barely made a budget spreadsheet for my own wedding. Why the fk would I want to make one for cakes for someone else? 

    ...I guess that attitude is the reason no one ever asks me to be a bridesmaid. Bad friend, bad.


    "And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won’t just be able to take one, they’ll have to take two, one of you and one of me..."
    --Philip Pullman

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  • SP29SP29 member
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    Run! Run far far away!

    (P.S. I am also drinking Dr. Pepper right now)
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  • I barely made a budget spreadsheet for my own wedding. Why the fk would I want to make one for cakes for someone else? 

    ...I guess that attitude is the reason no one ever asks me to be a bridesmaid. Bad friend, bad.
    I would have done this for a really close friend because I love excel and that's the kind of shit I do to procrastinate.  I built my career on it, actually.

    Same day, no. Snark about not getting it the same day? I'd tell her my hourly rate? I'd send her back my freelance hourly rate and ask if she wanted to pay me so she could berate me like an employee. 
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  • thisismynickname2thisismynickname2 City By The Lake member
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    A prestige level for bakeries?

    Really?

    Does Cake Boss count? Inquiring minds. 
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  • She sounds like THE WORST, so I'm extremely curious about what "the perfect wedding dress" looks like.
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  • MCmeowMCmeow member
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    She sounds like THE WORST, so I'm extremely curious about what "the perfect wedding dress" looks like.
    I'd forgive her if it was this dress: 
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  • thisismynickname2thisismynickname2 City By The Lake member
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    I feel like this is a cliffhanger! Is the bridesmaid going to bail.... or not????????
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  • " It would be a sentimental treasure that all the bridesmaids would have a part in if they paid for it."

    So afterwards do they get a piece of the dress?
    OurWildKingdom
  • DrillSergeantCatDrillSergeantCat Oklahoma City, OK member
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