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labro · July 2016

Dear Work,

Thanks for the raise! I know they say money doesn't buy happiness...but it sure can buy you lots of vacations, new shoes, clothes, and spa days....and that makes ME happy! Please give me more raises next year and in the future!

Love,
A very dedicated and hard-working employee

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Dear Aunt Flo,

If you could come like right now...that'd be great. Otherwise, stay the fuck away for at least another week and a half. DNW you at the beach. You don't like the beach...you told me this.

No love,
Me

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Dear NEY,

It's been SO QUIET around here lately. Where is everyone??? Can someone like...start a fight or something?

Love ya!

LaBro

speakeasy14 · July 2016

Dear NEY,

Sorry I've been MIA lately. Nothing exciting going on, so I don't really have much to say in the daily threads. I tried luring lurkers out with my BSC crazy post, it's someone else's turn to make things exciting. We need more entertainment.

Love, Speakeasy

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Dear stupid pokemon obsessed people,

Stop playing while you are driving/walking! This is the dumbest trend ever. If you crash into my car, house, self, or family because you were playing this stupid game I will sue you for everything possible. Also, if you wander onto my yard, I have a german shephard who does not like strangers; I will let her loose.

Signed, annoyed

speakeasy14 · July 2016

I have another...

Dear rude people,

It is not polite to repeatedly ask someone when they will get engaged/married/have children. If you ask me more than once, you will get a dirty look and uncomfortable response. It is also incredibly rude to comment on social media with these kind of questions. Though I do like reading them on friends posts and watching the drama unfold.

Sincerely, Not Engaged, Not Married, Not having kids

eilis1228 · July 2016

Dear Hamilton soundtrack,
I LOVE YOU. I wish I could sing like Eliza. I still get a little emotional when Hamilton dies and then Eliza sings about carrying on his legacy. How are you this good? I haven't been this obsessed with a Broadway soundtrack since Wicked!
Sincerely,
Obsessed

Dear H,
I'm sorry that the big huge corporate company you contract to is acting like a big huge corporate company. Red tape is a bitch. Rest assured that as soon as HR allows them to hire you, they will! Everyone loves you, I promise.
All the love,
W

Dear Current Job,
If you continue to screw over your current employees, your doors will be shutting permanently within the next 2 years. I guarantee it.
No Love,
Soon-to-be Former Employee

Dear New Job,
I'm having pre-first-day jitters. I really hope I can do the job as well as everyone there thinks I will. I'm very excited about the ample opportunities there for future growth, and I hope I'm a great fit for the company.
Nervously yours,
Soon-to-be New Employee

Dear Budget,
Please magically grow overnight. I would like to buy lots of new clothes at LLR and Loft. And new shoes! And new accessories! And get my hair did!
Ugh,
Adulting is no fun

Dear NEY,

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AlPacina · July 2016

Dear @eilis1228

Welcome to the obsessed with Hamilton club! It'll be in Portland in 2017/18!!!!!! Can I just time travel, please?

[Deleted User] · July 2016

Dear solicitors,

Leave! Do you not see the sign at the front of our neighborhood that says, "NO SOLICITING"???? I don't want your stuff.

Sincerely,
Annoyed Homeowner

Dear Maddux,

We bought a new trashcan just so you wouldn't get into it and then you some how figured out how to open this one too!!!!! STAHPPPPP.

Love,
Your mommy who wants to keep you healthy and her house clean

Dear H,

I'm counting down the days until you're done with your degree and I'm not even the one graduating lol.

Love,
Your wife that misses it when you have free time

beachyone15 · July 2016

Dear vacation,

Come back. I miss you already.

Sincerely,
My body is here, but my head is still on vacation.

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Dear co-workers,

You suck. The second I get back from vacation I have to watch the front, because apparently two of you + a work study cannot seem to handle it.

Not so sincerely,
Stop taking off at the same time because it's fucking annoying and I don't get paid enough to do two jobs.

_______

Dear H,

You are the best, and I loved spending so much time with you last weekend. I also love that you encouraged me to buy all those clothes.

Love,
Your wife (who has a cute new wardrobe).

_______

Dear NEY,

I missed you guys and hope you didn't forget about me! I'll never leave you!

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MissKittyDanger · July 2016

Dear Paperwork on my Desk

Do yourself. I'm hungry. Guh.

Sincerely,
me.

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Dear course

Be prepared to be taken over! Muahahaha!

Yours truly,
Determined self

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Dear Postal Workers

I am entirely too glad you decided not to do a lock-out and I appreciate your jobs!

Forever grateful,
me

minskat30 · July 2016

Dear Ani,

I'm starting to understand why "Go The Fuck To Sleep" is a book for parents. Please don't repeat yesterday anytime soon. I love you very much...even when you are screaming your head off from exhaustion...but it is no fun and I like you smiling.

Mommy
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Dear Raj,

WHY or why did you bust up your leg again? Please be a sprain, please be a sprain. You are being such a good big brother though...yesterday was adorable with you "checking in" every time Ani wailed at the thought of sleep.

You are still my first born. All the love.

Mommy

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Dear H,

I know you are doing everything you can to help out and I need to remember not to start and end my day with you complaining. I'll try and I really think you are the best.

Yours.

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Dear shower,

I'm coming for you even if Ani wails...its been two days too long.

Stinky

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Dear NEY,

I miss you guys. I wish I could post more but I'm thinking of you all every day. I'll get back to a more normal pattern of posting sometime soon. In the meantime, I love you all.

Minskat

eilis1228 · July 2016

AlPacina said:

Dear @eilis1228
Welcome to the obsessed with Hamilton club! It'll be in Portland in 2017/18!!!!!! Can I just time travel, please?

It's supposed to be in Dallas around that time too! Pretty sure getting tickets will be like competing in the Hunger Games though.

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AlPacina · July 2016

@eilis1228 - I bought a broadway season subscription last year solely to make sure I was first in line for Book of Mormon tickets (which sold out a dozen shows). I will be maintaining my subscription another couple of years, methinks, haha!

AlPacina · July 2016

I forgot the other thing I wanted to add, dangit..........

Dear @CocoBellaF,

When are you going to come back and tell us all about your daughter?!? I'm in serious need of some updates!

Love, Al

eilis1228 · July 2016

@AlPacina That is very smart, especially for Book of Mormon. I have not been able to get tickets to it anytime it's been in town. You are a very wise woman.

AlPacina · July 2016

eilis1228 said:

@AlPacina That is very smart, especially for Book of Mormon. I have not been able to get tickets to it anytime it's been in town. You are a very wise woman.

eilis1228 · July 2016

AlPacina said:

eilis1228 said:

@AlPacina That is very smart, especially for Book of Mormon. I have not been able to get tickets to it anytime it's been in town. You are a very wise woman.

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