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Dear Work,

Thanks for the raise! I know they say money doesn't buy happiness...but it sure can buy you lots of vacations, new shoes, clothes, and spa days....and that makes ME happy! Please give me more raises next year and in the future!

Love,
A very dedicated and hard-working employee

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Dear Aunt Flo,

If you could come like right now...that'd be great. Otherwise, stay the fuck away for at least another week and a half. DNW you at the beach. You don't like the beach...you told me this.

No love,
Me

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Dear NEY,

It's been SO QUIET around here lately. Where is everyone??? Can someone like...start a fight or something?

Love ya!

LaBro



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  • AlPacinaAlPacina Portlandia member
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    Dear @eilis1228

    Welcome to the obsessed with Hamilton club! It'll be in Portland in 2017/18!!!!!! Can I just time travel, please?

    eilis1228
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    I'm counting down the days until you're done with your degree and I'm not even the one graduating lol.

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    I am entirely too glad you decided not to do a lock-out and I appreciate your jobs!


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  • eilis1228eilis1228 Southwest member
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    AlPacina said:

    Dear @eilis1228

    Welcome to the obsessed with Hamilton club! It'll be in Portland in 2017/18!!!!!! Can I just time travel, please?

    It's supposed to be in Dallas around that time too! Pretty sure getting tickets will be like competing in the Hunger Games though.






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  • AlPacinaAlPacina Portlandia member
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    @eilis1228 - I bought a broadway season subscription last year solely to make sure I was first in line for Book of Mormon tickets (which sold out a dozen shows). I will be maintaining my subscription another couple of years, methinks, haha!

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  • AlPacinaAlPacina Portlandia member
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    I forgot the other thing I wanted to add, dangit..........


    Dear @CocoBellaF,

    When are you going to come back and tell us all about your daughter?!? I'm in serious need of some updates!

    Love, Al

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  • eilis1228eilis1228 Southwest member
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    @AlPacina That is very smart, especially for Book of Mormon. I have not been able to get tickets to it anytime it's been in town. You are a very wise woman.


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  • AlPacinaAlPacina Portlandia member
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    eilis1228 said:
    @AlPacina That is very smart, especially for Book of Mormon. I have not been able to get tickets to it anytime it's been in town. You are a very wise woman.

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  • eilis1228eilis1228 Southwest member
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    AlPacina said:
    eilis1228 said:
    @AlPacina That is very smart, especially for Book of Mormon. I have not been able to get tickets to it anytime it's been in town. You are a very wise woman.

    Our relationship:






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