Thanks for the raise! I know they say money doesn't buy happiness...but it sure can buy you lots of vacations, new shoes, clothes, and spa days....and that makes ME happy! Please give me more raises next year and in the future!
A very dedicated and hard-working employee
Dear Aunt Flo,
If you could come like right now...that'd be great. Otherwise, stay the fuck away for at least another week and a half. DNW you at the beach. You don't like the beach...you told me this.
It's been SO QUIET around here lately. Where is everyone??? Can someone like...start a fight or something?