Be prepared to be floored

CharmedPam · July 2021

https://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2021/06/entitled-brides/?fbclid=IwAR0WdjOYj0oGlKShLxwQLgy2ZpR98j1yXQ5v9GzMFRBZvJnvRVR8UOPXQeI

Comments all at once because there’s just to much:

1. Now, why did Ashley cancel on her?
4. She’s a gem, if you’re lucky you can do her trash the dress too. Aren’t you privileged! Book this one before she gets away!
6. it can’t be real. It. Can’t. Be. Real.
7. “My networking could benefit you”…. Oh. ‘Cept we’re in a pandemic and there’s no networking going on….
8 & 9. Calling bluff on these 2 as well
10. But can I pick my nose throughout the entire seramony? That was never not a rule…
19. LMAO
23. “And you still might get paid”.
24. put me in 7” heels and you won’t get ANY pictures of me. I’ll be on the floor, unable to get up!
25. alot of these brides were rude but kept on saying “lol” as if that made up for it…

missJeanLouise · July 2021

I would like it if 8 and 6 were written by the same person.

CharmedPam · July 2021

missJeanLouise said:

I would like it if 8 and 6 were written by the same person.

Probably because their guests didn’t realize how dangerous it was to cancel. The couple put in so much money already. What didn’t they understand?

climbingsingle · July 2021

Omg, I just read the first one and I'm already shocked. The fact that she expects all of these people t do this work for her is insane!

mrsconn23 · July 2021

OMG, I cannot. These people put this in writing and shot it out into the world thinking they were okey-dokey with their ridiculousness. I want to believe this isn't real, but my day job prevents me from ignorance of people's fuckery.

But this did distract me from fighting with people in the comments section about Britney Spears. LOL

VarunaTT · July 2021

I need the F/U to 23.

ETA: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7748475/Bride-demands-friend-PAY-privilege-photographing-wedding.html

short+sassy · July 2021

1. What I would tell my bride friend, "Oh darn! Just like I thought, she's totally booked up for December." What I would tell my photog friend, "Do you remember my friend Bride? Her photog dropped out at the last minute and she might be contacting you. I already told her you were busy for Dec. 28th. You do NOT want her as a client. Trust me on that. I'll tell you her long list of ridiculous demands next time I see you."

3. No partial refunds. Especially considering you already ate most of the cake. But I feel the poster is also a bit at fault. If they couldn't prepare the cake close to what the wedding couple wanted, they should have turned down the gig.

5. It sucks a bride is crying on her wedding day due to sadness. But hopefully she learned that life is a lot happier and more relaxed when you don't throw parties you can't afford.

6. I almost spit my water out when they sent a mass message to their guests about wanting to "swing" in Europe. And for a cash wedding present of $3500 a guest can join them for part of their honeymoon. I know they didn't write a "wink, wink", but yeah. Girl, nobody wants your dirty underwear. Even if it is at a lower "gift tier level".

7. I'm picturing the sound of her "reverse bid" auction...((crickets)). In my younger days, I was at a group interview that did some kind of s**t like that. They talked about the job and the pluses of it. Primarily, that it was pretty kick back and you were allowed to surf the Internet when you didn't have work, which was supposedly a lot of the time. And that, since it was a pretty easy job that almost anyone could do, they were primarily going to be looking at the candidates that wanted the least amount of money. (Everyone had been given an application that had "expected salary" on it) They sounded like such AHs to work for, that I took the top of my salary range and added another 20%. They did not call me back for a 2nd interview, lol.

8. With stories like that, I always wonder how much that person has "donated" for their friends' dreams. But if this were my soon-to-be ex-friend, my one word response would have been...((slither)).

9. Oh awesome! I think this is the one that @MissKittyDanger posted earlier this week. Since I rarely buy even myself $400 gifts, I'd RSVP "decline". And if I'd already RVP'ed "accept", I would call back and be so "bummed" that "something came up" and I can no longer attend.

10. Now I'm curious. Is it the wedding coordinator who was forced to send those "rules" to the guests by the bride and was cringing as it was done? Or was the bride horrified and cringed when she found out her wedding coordinator had sent this list to guests? Or are they a cringe-tastic bride and wedding coordinator "match made in heaven", who both thought these rules were fine to send out to guests.

11. and 12. More entitled people who think strangers/acquaintances want to work for them, for free. Though for #12, I don't know why the roommate was even entertaining this. Don't even engage. Just say, "Sorry, I'm working that day."

13. (said in my best Southern accent), "Oh honey, well bless your heart! Engagement parties aren't even a gift giving event." But don't you worry none. I'm sure most of those people will no longer be attending your wedding anyway, after you sent out that rude mass text message.

15, Wow! You hear the terrible advice all the time that guests need to "cover their plate", but actually trying to bill a guest $75/person ahead of time is next level, lol. Looks like that's another wedding I will be needing to rescind my "yes" to attending.

16. This might be a UO. I don't think this bride is terrible for wanting a very specific ring. But then she needs to pay for it herself. That's the convo she should have had with her now FI when it all came up that he was going to be re-setting his grandma's diamonds. Like, "I'm sure you're grandma's diamonds are beautiful. But I really have my heart set on a yellow diamond. Can I buy the stone and you cover the setting?" But if she is an entitled brat who wanted her FI to pay for the whole yellow diamond ring, when he already had diamonds he could use, then she can just f**k right off.

18. It makes my heart smile that this 13-year-old knows her worth at such a young age. And is knowledgeable enough to know the tragic record our world has had when it comes to child labor and especially girls being taken advantage of. I wish I could hug her and tell her it won't be her first disappointment in life, but she's on the road to being awesome.

19. That would just make me want to camp out and be part of the reception. But don't worry. I'll bring hot dogs for the BBQ!

21. A Pampered Chef party disguised as a "Bridal Bunch". Multi-level marketing at it's finest (shudder).

23. This falls strongest into my "this can't be real" category. People that want others to work for free are bad enough. But wanting a "friend-or" to PAY to photog a wedding because guests will buy pictures? GTFO.

24. I'm sorry, I thought I agreed to be a bridesmaid. Not a Rockette. Though I think even Rockette heights can be within one inch of each other. I'd love the two bridesmaids to get back to the bride and say, "We're sorry we haven't made a decision yet. We BOTH want to DROP OUT and have been joke fighting about which one of us gets to."

25. In addition to what @Charmed Pam said...or insert cutesy little emoticons. This bride is hilarious that she asks "rich acquaintance" to be her BM, but doesn't want to invite her to the wedding when she says "no".

short+sassy · July 2021

Thanks, Pam! What a fun way to while away the afternoon. It was like 26 mini Prudies, all with a wedding theme, lol.

CharmedPam · July 2021

short+sassy said:

Thanks, Pam! What a fun way to while away the afternoon. It was like 26 mini Prudies, all with a wedding theme, lol.

I am SO bored at work lol

short+sassy · July 2021

CharmedPam said:

short+sassy said:

Thanks, Pam! What a fun way to while away the afternoon. It was like 26 mini Prudies, all with a wedding theme, lol.

I am SO bored at work lol

Yeeaahh. Based on my post, you can probably tell how "busy" I am also.

VarunaTT · July 2021

Also, I am totally floored at the "they all have to be the same height, so you need 7 inch heels." Like, how the hell did you think you were going to add 7 inches to the bottom of someone's feet?! Of course it's going to be a huge platform.

short+sassy · July 2021

VarunaTT said:

Also, I am totally floored at the "they all have to be the same height, so you need 7 inch heels." Like, how the hell did you think you were going to add 7 inches to the bottom of someone's feet?! Of course it's going to be a huge platform.

As a fellow shorter person myself (5'0"), I'd show up at the wedding on stilts. They would be fancily decorated in ribbons to match the wedding colors. Just to f**k with my so-called "friend".

But it all falls under the same bs umbrella of a bride wanting her BMs to "look" a certain way. This example is just funnier because there is literally nothing someone can do about their height.

Because, believe you me, if there was...I would have snapped my fingers to grow 5" taller 30 years ago, lol.

kerbohl · July 2021

short+sassy said:

1. What I would tell my bride friend, "Oh darn! Just like I thought, she's totally booked up for December." What I would tell my photog friend, "Do you remember my friend Bride? Her photog dropped out at the last minute and she might be contacting you. I already told her you were busy for Dec. 28th. You do NOT want her as a client. Trust me on that. I'll tell you her long list of ridiculous demands next time I see you."

3. No partial refunds. Especially considering you already ate most of the cake. But I feel the poster is also a bit at fault. If they couldn't prepare the cake close to what the wedding couple wanted, they should have turned down the gig.

5. It sucks a bride is crying on her wedding day due to sadness. But hopefully she learned that life is a lot happier and more relaxed when you don't throw parties you can't afford.

6. I almost spit my water out when they sent a mass message to their guests about wanting to "swing" in Europe. And for a cash wedding present of $3500 a guest can join them for part of their honeymoon. I know they didn't write a "wink, wink", but yeah. Girl, nobody wants your dirty underwear. Even if it is at a lower "gift tier level".

7. I'm picturing the sound of her "reverse bid" auction...((crickets)). In my younger days, I was at a group interview that did some kind of s**t like that. They talked about the job and the pluses of it. Primarily, that it was pretty kick back and you were allowed to surf the Internet when you didn't have work, which was supposedly a lot of the time. And that, since it was a pretty easy job that almost anyone could do, they were primarily going to be looking at the candidates that wanted the least amount of money. (Everyone had been given an application that had "expected salary" on it) They sounded like such AHs to work for, that I took the top of my salary range and added another 20%. They did not call me back for a 2nd interview, lol.

8. With stories like that, I always wonder how much that person has "donated" for their friends' dreams. But if this were my soon-to-be ex-friend, my one word response would have been...((slither)).

9. Oh awesome! I think this is the one that @MissKittyDanger posted earlier this week. Since I rarely buy even myself $400 gifts, I'd RSVP "decline". And if I'd already RVP'ed "accept", I would call back and be so "bummed" that "something came up" and I can no longer attend.

10. Now I'm curious. Is it the wedding coordinator who was forced to send those "rules" to the guests by the bride and was cringing as it was done? Or was the bride horrified and cringed when she found out her wedding coordinator had sent this list to guests? Or are they a cringe-tastic bride and wedding coordinator "match made in heaven", who both thought these rules were fine to send out to guests.

11. and 12. More entitled people who think strangers/acquaintances want to work for them, for free. Though for #12, I don't know why the roommate was even entertaining this. Don't even engage. Just say, "Sorry, I'm working that day."

13. (said in my best Southern accent), "Oh honey, well bless your heart! Engagement parties aren't even a gift giving event." But don't you worry none. I'm sure most of those people will no longer be attending your wedding anyway, after you sent out that rude mass text message.

15, Wow! You hear the terrible advice all the time that guests need to "cover their plate", but actually trying to bill a guest $75/person ahead of time is next level, lol. Looks like that's another wedding I will be needing to rescind my "yes" to attending.

16. This might be a UO. I don't think this bride is terrible for wanting a very specific ring. But then she needs to pay for it herself. That's the convo she should have had with her now FI when it all came up that he was going to be re-setting his grandma's diamonds. Like, "I'm sure you're grandma's diamonds are beautiful. But I really have my heart set on a yellow diamond. Can I buy the stone and you cover the setting?" But if she is an entitled brat who wanted her FI to pay for the whole yellow diamond ring, when he already had diamonds he could use, then she can just f**k right off.

18. It makes my heart smile that this 13-year-old knows her worth at such a young age. And is knowledgeable enough to know the tragic record our world has had when it comes to child labor and especially girls being taken advantage of. I wish I could hug her and tell her it won't be her first disappointment in life, but she's on the road to being awesome.

19. That would just make me want to camp out and be part of the reception. But don't worry. I'll bring hot dogs for the BBQ!

21. A Pampered Chef party disguised as a "Bridal Bunch". Multi-level marketing at it's finest (shudder).

23. This falls strongest into my "this can't be real" category. People that want others to work for free are bad enough. But wanting a "friend-or" to PAY to photog a wedding because guests will buy pictures? GTFO.

24. I'm sorry, I thought I agreed to be a bridesmaid. Not a Rockette. Though I think even Rockette heights can be within one inch of each other. I'd love the two bridesmaids to get back to the bride and say, "We're sorry we haven't made a decision yet. We BOTH want to DROP OUT and have been joke fighting about which one of us gets to."

25. In addition to what @Charmed Pam said...or insert cutesy little emoticons. This bride is hilarious that she asks "rich acquaintance" to be her BM, but doesn't want to invite her to the wedding when she says "no".

For the wedding I'm in next month, I found out that our "make-up trial" was actually a sales consultation with someone that sold make-up for an MLM, and who said in her introduction that she was not a makeup artist. I'm doing my own make-up now. I have a month to practice!

climbingsingle · July 2021

I would laugh in someone's face if they expected me to wear 7" heels. How ridiculous.

CharmedPam · July 2021

K, but if these brides are like this for a wedding, can you imagine how they’re like the 365 days after and so on? What are their SO in for?

VarunaTT · July 2021

short+sassy said:

VarunaTT said:

Also, I am totally floored at the "they all have to be the same height, so you need 7 inch heels." Like, how the hell did you think you were going to add 7 inches to the bottom of someone's feet?! Of course it's going to be a huge platform.

As a fellow shorter person myself (5'0"), I'd show up at the wedding on stilts. They would be fancily decorated in ribbons to match the wedding colors. Just to f**k with my so-called "friend".

But it all falls under the same bs umbrella of a bride wanting her BMs to "look" a certain way. This example is just funnier because there is literally nothing someone can do about their height.

Because, believe you me, if there was...I would have snapped my fingers to grow 5" taller 30 years ago, lol.

Right?! I wanted to be 5'10" so badly. I topped out at 5'5". I do wear wear high heels to add height, but there's really only so much a platform stiletto can really do.

She should show up in some serious platform tennis shoes.

short+sassy · July 2021

climbingsingle said:

I would laugh in someone's face if they expected me to wear 7" heels. How ridiculous.

I feel like falling and possibly breaking my leg during the ceremony and reception would be far more ruinous of a "friend's" wedding vision, than being shorter than the other BMs.

climbingsingle · July 2021

short+sassy said:

climbingsingle said:

I would laugh in someone's face if they expected me to wear 7" heels. How ridiculous.

I feel like falling and possibly breaking my leg during the ceremony and reception would be far more ruinous of a "friend's" wedding vision, than being shorter than the other BMs.

Yup that too.

banana468 · July 2021

7 inches? Does the bride not understand how shoes work?

I'd back TF out of that. "I'll be adding 7 inches that day but it sure as sh!t won't be in my feet..."

climbingsingle · July 2021

banana468 said:

7 inches? Does the bride not understand how shoes work?

I'd back TF out of that. "I'll be adding 7 inches that day but it sure as sh!t won't be in my feet..."

LMAO!

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