1) Littlest MinM flew out to see mom for mother's day. Who was on the same flight as her? Nene from RH of ATL. Mom asked if she said hi or anything. Lil'M said no, she looks scary. I was all, BUT THAT IS WHAT MAKES HER HILARIOUS! I would have been sending over champs and screaming, Close Your Legs To Married Men! and calling Nico and cackling like a loon.
2) My won a trip to Cancun and was supposed to go with a friend. After Cancer she decided she didn't want to go and gifted the trip to my sister and her BF. Shenanigans ensue and this MFER can't get a passport (overdue past due child support <- AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE RED FLAGS? I feel like I am taking crazy pills). In the end, my mom decides to go with Middle MinM and they leave tomorrow. I am happy for them.
3) When she was telling me this, I told her what you guys did and she got all teary eyed and said, when things get really bad like this, people like that are your true friends.
4) The Chevy is acting up. H and I both feel like it has been driving weird. I got a recommendation (the same place) from two people and Chevy is there now. I'm waiting on a call. Pray y'all. Pray for The Chevy. He's been good to me.
5) I have no idea how I am going to get to work tomorrow, unless I want H to drop me off here at 6:30 AM. DO.NOT.WANT. Oh, a taxi. It is only three miles.
6) We had a work presentation this AM. Boss gave us the dress code: business casual. The Ogre showed up in what she wears everyday - black cotton elastic banded plants and a polyester print top, but she swapped out her Birkenstocks for brown loafers. DED.
7) My work friend and I went to the cafeteria for lunch today. Woo hoo, undergrad eye candy goodness. zsa - this is where I will take you to eat when you visit.
