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STFU Facebook Friends.

My post: People. Seriously. Folks didn't fight to ensure everybody gets a good education, just so we could keep on sounding like we didn't pass 3rd grade. "Dis", "da", "tha", "betta", "kno" and any other word where you're dropping letters and/or replacing them with other letters? Makes you sound stupid. And if you talk and/or type like that and are over the age of 30? It makes you sound REALLY stupid. So knock it off.

Post from this girl who I used to be friends with but haven't seen since I was twelve, who after friending me a few weeks ago asked why she wasn't invited to the wedding: Why would you call people supid.Some people can't help talking or writing like that. Especially alot of older people who didn't hav the same education tha alot of us had.Some peopl were bornwih disabilities and other problems. I don't think it is right of you to call anyone stupid espeially if their just writing somebody and don't want t write alot. Don't judge people on how they learn or what they've learned. Remember GOD don't like ugly.

Thank you, lady, for taking "don't talk or type like you're uneducated because it makes you sound stupid" into "people with disabilities and old people are all stupid retards because they don't talk well."
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  • I had a similar one this weekend. My friend posted something in rap-song-eese and someone else commented: But what duz dat mean, tho? You no how to type better dan dat. 

    And they were being serious. 
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  • Nugg, I like you. Alot.

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    [QUOTE]My post: People. Seriously. Folks didn't fight to ensure everybody gets a good education, just so we could keep on sounding like we didn't pass 3rd grade. "Dis", "da", "tha", "betta", "kno" and any other word where you're dropping letters and/or replacing them with other letters? Makes you sound stupid. And if you talk and/or type like that and are over the age of 30? It makes you sound REALLY stupid. So knock it off. Post from this girl who I used to be friends with but haven't seen since I was twelve, who after friending me a few weeks ago asked why she wasn't invited to the wedding: Why would you call people supid.Some people can't help talking or writing like that. Especially alot of older people who didn't hav the same education tha alot of us had.Some peopl were bornwih disabilities and other problems. I don't think it is right of you to call anyone stupid espeially if their just writing somebody and don't want t write alot. Don't judge people on how they learn or what they've learned. Remember GOD don't like ugly. Thank you, lady, for taking "don't talk or type like you're uneducated because it makes you sound stupid" into "people with disabilities and old people are all stupid retards because they don't talk well."
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
    I'm pretty sure your reply should be:

    "Case. In. Point."
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    [QUOTE]Nugg, I like you. Alot.
    Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, this.  All I could see in her reply was the run on sentences and the multiple alots.
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  • I also like how she ended her argument with, "God don't like ugly."
  • Yeah it drives me crazy too. I have a few teenagers from my church as FB friends and reading their posts sometimes, gives me a headache.

    I usually only cut words up when I am texting so that I dont go over my 160 characters.
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    [QUOTE]I also like how she ended her argument with, "God don't like ugly."
    Posted by aprilbride410[/QUOTE]

    Ohhhhhhh MFG I hate when people say that to me.  I'm so sure that you have a direct line to God's likes and dislikes.  How about long walks on the beach?  Does he like that? 
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  • edited April 2011
    I think you're entire response should be a direct copy of her response but with proper spelling and punctuation. She'll probably sit for hours trying to figure out why you copied her response and not notice the difference.
  • There are people who are 35 and college graduates that type like that on my FB page and I want to reach through the screen and bitchslap the sh*t out of them. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: STFU Facebook Friends. : Ohhhhhhh MFG I hate when people say that to me.  I'm so sure that you have a direct line to God's likes and dislikes.  How about long walks on the beach?  Does he like that? 
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    <div>God is her facebook friend, so she knows what his "likes" are.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: STFU Facebook Friends. : God is her facebook friend, so she knows what his "likes" are.
    Posted by aprilbride410[/QUOTE]

    Possibly the best response ever.
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  • hahaha. I saw that, and considered responding with "I'm pretty sure she meant people like you."  But I wasn't sure if that'd be ok or not ;)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: STFU Facebook Friends. : Ohhhhhhh MFG I hate when people say that to me.  I'm so sure that you have a direct line to God's likes and dislikes.  How about long walks on the beach?  Does he like that? 
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    That skit from older SNL just popped into my head of the couple walking on the beach.... the dating service "Lowered Expectations."
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  • My exH writes like this on FB.  Here's a sample comment on his cousin's status:

    'It'll b all good cuz'

    He's 48.     ::headdesk::
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  • The older people that do it drive me crazy.  CRAZY.  Like, dude.  You're over 50.  You don't TALK like a 13 year old.  Why do you type like one?

    Holy Crap. We survived the first year!
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  • Oh, and he shops for clothing at Buckle and picks up 24 year old women in clubs.  It's embarrassing.
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  • And I totally understand textspeak, because I sometimes do the same thing when I'm in a rush or when I don't feel like using a lot of letters.  So "U" instead of "you", or "b4" instead of "before" doesn't bother me.  But "dis" and "dat" and whatnot are NOT WORDS.  NOT WORDS, PEOPLE.
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    [QUOTE]Oh, and he shops for clothing at Buckle and picks up 24 year old women in clubs.  It's embarrassing.
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    GROSS.  If I worked at the Buckle and saw him sashaying in I'd probably be like "Aaaaand we just closed."
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  • edited April 2011
    I love this game.  I'll play.

    Well Off this I need to go hit the tanning bed.. Couple more weeks and *friend*'s wedding will be here.. I am getting excited to wear my Bridesmaid Dress... I just hope all the snow is gone for her big Day and hope for a pretty good April day... Have a great day everyone.. I need to keep moving or I will fall asleep lol I think I need a Double shot of Coffee...

    I love the random capitalizations and overuse of ellipses this chick does.  She's my favorite FB idiot.  Her profile photo is usually some embarrassingly ridiculous piknik'd wedding photo.

    Here's another from drunk aunt.

    Oh etended family! Can't live with them definately can't live without them! Love all around but ugh!!!!!!

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: STFU Facebook Friends. : GROSS.  If I worked at the Buckle and saw him sashaying in I'd probably be like "Aaaaand we just closed."
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    Ha.  Me too.
    And if I were at a club I would wonder who brought their dad along.
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    [QUOTE]I think you're entire response should be a direct copy of her response but with proper spelling and punctuation. She'll probably sit for hours trying to figure out why you copied her response and not notice the difference.
    Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

    This. Or simply "God DOESN'T like poor grammar."

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  • I was in The Buckle last fall to get Ben a sweater to wear for our e-pics and this 16-year-old douche walked in - he was a straight up clone of Jersey Shore's Pauly D.

    DUDE.  You're in Fargo.  No one here is that orange and I'm pretty sure you robbed Target to score that much hair gel.  Tool.
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    [QUOTE]I was in The Buckle last fall to get Ben a sweater to wear for our e-pics and this 16-year-old douche walked in - he was a straight up clone of Jersey Shore's Pauly D. DUDE.  You're in Fargo.  No one here is that orange and I'm pretty sure you robbed Target to score that much hair gel.  Tool.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Don't even get me started on what Jersey Shore has done to American "fashion".
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  • I have this one facebook friend? And all she does is complain about The Yankees.

    Oh wait.

    That's me.
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    [QUOTE]I have this one facebook friend? And all she does is complain about The Yankees. Oh wait. That's me.
    Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

    Oh give yourself some credit, Fishy.  You know you're not alone :)

    I'm scared for tonight.
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  • I have blocked and unfriended most of the stupid people I had on FB. I just can't deal with it.
  • One of the people who went to my high school FB friended me and proceeded to ask what my brother is up to.  What he said, though was "how that n*gga is doing?"  I deleted the post, PM'd them that if they ever used that word to refer to my brother again I would personally kick their ass from here to Sunday and blocked them.
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  • Man, I must get off light with the FB crap. Most of my mini-feed consists of Sarah#s arguing the philosophical definition of absurd with one of her grad school friends, people posting Onion articles, and therapist jokes about models of family therapy.

    I'm a geek, okay?
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    [QUOTE]I have blocked and unfriended most of the stupid people I had on FB. I just can't deal with it.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    I did the same. This will sound snobby, but I can't deal with people that revel in their ignorance and laziness. The same people are usually complaining that they can't find a job/their boss doesn't recognize how wonderful they are/how the whole world is out to get them because they aren't getting their way. Could it be that you communicate like a 13 year old? No wonder people don't treat you like an adult.

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  • I, too, block the people that only write in text speak.

    Another gem from the same poster I mentioned before:

    Status: Beware he beats on woman.
    Commenter: huh?
    Op: That's what he do.


    Maybe the commenter should have asked "who?" instead. 
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