Dear Face,
I do appreciate the humor in a breakout the week of the wedding -- when I haven't had a single spot in over six months. But, seriously, cut it out. Between airbrush makeup and digital photo editing, nobody's going to see those spots anyway, so it's really just an annoyance.
--Me
Dear To-Do List,
The wedding is this weekend. My immediate family is flying in late tonight. I'm on vacation as of noon tomorrow. If something doesn't get done now, it's just not going to get done, and I think I'm okay with that. I just want to relax and enjoy.
--Me