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Blackbird230

Dear coworkers,

You all are crazy and I love you. My desk is still bombed with balloons and the ice cream cake was fantastic.

Lots of love,

A happy reporter

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Dear FI,

I'm sorry your mom is being all mean about finances and saying you can't handle them. You've done well and recently opened up a savings account. I'm proud of you.

Love,

Your loving girl

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Dear week,

Please be over. I have way too much fun planned for this weekend.

Sincerely,

Just be done

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Dear ladies of NEY,

Love you all.

Kait

labro

Dear FI,

I love you! Thank you for being so sweet and bringing me hot chocolate this morning. It was the perfect breakfast! ETA: Happy one month engagementversary! In three more days it will be only 9 months until we're married!

Love, Me

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Dear Dresses,

I wish I could decide on one of you. I love you all for different reasons and I think you all make me look gorgeous in different ways. How will I ever decide? I wish next weekend was here already...

Love, the person who gets to buy one of you soon!

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Dear Lady at the Salon,

I wish you hadn't been so obvious about pushing one of the dresses I loved over the other two because it was the most expensive of the three. I loved it a lot too and I felt really beautiful in it...but it kind of turned me off to wanting to buy it because it was obvious you wanted me to just buy the most expensive one.

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Dear Money,

Please grow in my bank account faster!

Love, the girl who's trying to be a better saver

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Dear NEY,

I love you all!!

[Deleted User]

Dear H,

I love you so much and I'm such a lucky girl to call you mine. You make me soo happy!

Love,

Your wife

 

Dear to-do list,

Start shrinking! I'm trying to knock things off of you but there isn't enough time in the day!

Sincerely,

Starting to get stressed out girl

[Deleted User]

dear TOTM,

be nice to me.

Coco.



dear H,

you are just the cutest!

love,
your wife

ShallowSeas

Dear FI,

Your parents are amazing. You are amazing. I love you beyond words and I can't wait for September.

Love,
Me.

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Dear Body,

Sorry I'm not sorry for letting Jillian Michaels kick your ass last night.  I like the fact that you're  hurting today...hopefully I'll see some results in the next few weeks.  Shape up!

Love,
Your owner

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Dear W-2's,

I need you right meow.  I can't go dress shopping until I have you, so please make your way to my mailbox.

Sincerely,
I Need A Wedding Dress

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Dear Reagan Sue,

You are my kitty and I love you.  Please get out of this bitch-mode you've been in and LET ME LOVE YOU.

Love,
An upset Momma.

KeptInStitches

Dear plague,

I surrender.

No love,

How long does the flu last, anyway?

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Dear Mom,

I'm really looking forward to your birthday lunch this weekend! Sorry I'll be picking against your 49ers, but I promise to not rub it in (in your presence or hearing).

Love,

Your daughter

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Dear NWS,

Okay, you guys have to have a hotline to the forces of weather. We could do without another blizzard. We could do without the freezing rain today. Figure this out.

No love,

Resident

CLoGreenEyes

Dear @TwoDimes,

You guys should move to DC. Just sayin'.

Amapola

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C,

...Okay then...

No love,
The two-faced bitch

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Dear NEY,

Yeah, I read it when it came in. It stung a little. But it's a good reminder that all he has is words and it's my own mind that decides whether they have power or not. And I actually feel better knowing that now everything is out in the open and I don't have to answer to him anymore.

Thank you for your encouragement yesterday.

minskat30

Dear H,

I love you...even when I am irritated with you because you put your foot in your mouth.

-W

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Dear Self,

Try to keep up the eating right and working out.  You aren't happy the way you are so try to remind yourself instead of feeling sorry for yourself.

-Needing to lose 15-20lbs...I think (still too scared to get on the scale)

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Dear ex-Boss,

I really wish I could get over the stab in the back you gave me on your way out. 

-Working on forgiving.

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Dear NEYrs,

Thank you all for giving me your friendship.  I promise to be nice to it. And can't wait to meet more of you (and meet some of you again soon!!!)

Minskat30

 

 

CLoGreenEyes

Dear TK,

Why you eat the rest of my letters????

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Dear co-worker,

Da fuq? Are we 12? Next time you decide to tell the cute guy who works next door that I like him, maybe consider letting me do it when I freaking decide I'm ready to start dating again. Now I get to participate in this lovely awkward situation where I have to be like, "So, what she said is true, however..."

Never telling you anything again,
Me

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Dear Mom,

That chocolate mousse cheesecake you bought me yesterday? Solved all my problems instantly.

Thank you,
Your appreciative daughter

Peaseblossom55

Dear self,

You need to work out more, no excuses.

Me

Dear FI,

OMG less than 5 months now, it's so exciting!!! I can't wait to call you my husband.

Love,

Me

Dear headaches,

Please please go away.

Thanks,

Suffering headaches since Monday night

Dear work,

A nice year end bonus would be really really great.

Love,

Harding working employee

buddysmom80

Dear Boss,

Still a passive-agressive woman, that's cool. Don't think our manager didn't notice the snide comment you made. I hope she calls you out on your shit.

Frustrated Employee (who is counting down the days she can leave)

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Dear FI,

Please don't ever call sex "hide the kielbasa" again while eating kielbasa. It was weird, I still love you. You're awesome. 10 months, bitch!

Love,

Granny

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J,

I know Tweeting is way more important than me trying on wedding dresses, but could it have waited until you got home? I asked you to do one thing and you didn't do it, and now I think that every dress I tried on, I looked like a beluga whale.

I love you like a sister, but JFC,

A

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Dear Wedding Dress Gods,

Please. Something. Soon.

Girl who'd rather wear black,

Me

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Dear Wedding,

You are expensive, but we're getting all we wanted, so I guess that's the price you pay. At least everyone asks for 50% deposits up front, so that helps I guess?

I have a feeling you're going to get worse as we get closer to the big day.

 

Ollie08

Dear Depression,

FUCK OFF.

Love,

I just want to feel again

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Dear BF,

You are an AMAZING man for dating a woman with children. You've adapted to the parenting role extremely well. Thank you for supporting me and trying to reign the divas in before it's too late. Thank you for being on my team. 

Love you always,

Ollie

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Dear @LivLeighton and @BriSox81,

Please to take your photos?! You two are so purty and would look AWESOME through my lens. 

Love,

Photographer looking for models

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Dear SIL,

You're a bitch and you're driving a wedge between my brother and his family. Grow up and stop acting like a child. I realize my mother isn't the easiest to get along with, but you're not making an effort at all. 

Sincerely,

SIL

CASK85

Dear DC-GTG ladies, 

I'm so glad I got to meet you! Sorry I just sneaked in for the end of the evening. I hope to spend more time with those of you who are local!

Love,

CASK

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Dear Cold, 

Not happy about having you. 

Go away,

The body (specifically the head) you are infecting

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Dear new job, 

Thanks for being awesome!

Love,

Fresh-faced 

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Dear Maryland, 

Does is always rain here?? I swear I've only seen the sun once in two weeks. WTF?

Sincerely,

Confused

CLoGreenEyes

@CASK85, no, it doesn't always rain here, but when it does, it is an impressive amount! I hope we get better weather soon, this is getting a little old.

csousa1

Dear @Swazzle, @BriSox81, @sakalicious, @buddysmom80,

Thank you for all the laughs daily. Don't know what I would do without y'all

Love,

Sous

 

Dear Work Team,

I hope it really sinks in that both of your support people sat out from a free lunch because we dislike being around you that much. You should know that you can't treat people like office equipment and expect them to like you.

No Love,

The support person who is actually less annoyed, so you all better watch yourselves around Becky cuz she's frightening.

 

 

Dear Matty B,

Friday night is not a date. I repeat, NOT A DATE. I am more than happy to come to the Celtics game with you as a friend, but that is it. You've held a candle for SIX YEARS now and nothing has happened, please stop holding out hope. It's never happening.

Platonic love ONLY,

The girl who never wants to hear about your ass obsession again

Blue & White

@TwoDimes haha, I'm a planner too (but not in the crazy I'm gonna plan my whole wedding before I'm engaged kinda way.)  I just don't like change.  Maybe try to plan something else in the meantime?  Like a weekend getaway?  Or you can find me centerpieces that are awesome?  Just sayin...haha

Dear Invitation Vendor,

This is your 4th time reprinting my invites.  If they're not right this time, I get 100% refund and get to keep the wrong invites I already have. 

-I'm trying to declutter and I have 300 invites that aren't silver...

Dear Wedding dress alterationer,

I really hope you're awesome.  Google sounds like you will do a good job, but I just won't know until I get my dress back and I'm nervous.  Also I hope I don't sweat and/or pass out at the fitting on Monday.  I'm bad when I have to stand still for that long.

-Overprotective of my wedding dress

Dear wedding shoes,

I love you.  FI is going to kill me when he learns you are red, so hide in the closet for a bit.

-My FI is so dang traditional

Dear NEY,

I'm sorry so wedding related.  Less than 3 months, omg.

-Blue & White

Hummingbird125

Dear Buddysmom80,

11 Months. Not 10. Is THAT not soon enough for you, woman?!

xoxo,

Me

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Dear FI,

I'm sorry I'm such a bitch in the mornings. I know when you had to drive me to the train every morning you were always sweet and cheerful and so funny. Instead, I nag and snap at you. I promise it's just because I'm stressed about money and because this diet is making me hangry. You're the best and I love you.

Love,

Your financanance

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Dear body,

Keep up the good work. Can we lose 2lbs a week EVERY week? That would be awesome, and then we'd be ready to rock a bikini by, oh, the end of March. That sounds good to me.

Love,

Mind

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GoldenPenguin

Dear @livleighton,

I can't WAIT to see her drawings, and get tattooed, and get skinny, and get amazing best friend pictures taken. 

You are amazing, and beautiful, and I admire your strength. I'm glad you are content with your decision, even though I know it hurts right now. I promise you that you will find a man who will shout his love for you from the rooftops - because that's what you deserve. 

I love you!

Spicebush

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Dear @swazzle, @buddysmom80, @csousa1, & @sakalicious,

I seriously don't know what I'd do without you in my life. You are my confidants, my laughter-inducers, my sisters. I love you all to the moon & back.

Love,

Your LaBBQ

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Dear Brady,

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

I get it, you love your new wet food. But you're not going to have a fresh can at all times. You're already a fatty. Relax. 

Love,

Momma

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Dear Self,

Four pounds!! YAY! Keep up the good work, and let's try to kick it up a notch with working out too, okay? You're going to look fabulous!! 

Love,

Me

cu97tiger

Dear @livleighton,

I'm sorry to hear that about B, but it reinforces my feelings that you did absolutely the right thing. 

Dear @amapola14,

I'm sorry you read words that were hurtful, but know that he's just lashing out to try to hurt you as much as you hurt him. Don't give him that power, and rest easy in knowing you made the right decision.

Love,

Tiger

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Dear uterus,

Y u no occupied?

Love,

Tiger

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Dear NEY,

Are you tired of hearing about my not-yet-occupied uterus? I'm tired of it!

Love,

Tiger

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Dear checkbooks,

Balance yourselves?

Dear bills,

Pay yourselves?

Love,

Wants to take a nap

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Dear @swazzle, @tuarceatha, @suzie211, @amapola14, @beanbot2002,

Now THAT was a fun weekend. I don't think my liver could handle it again, but it was SO much fun seeing all of you. And dancing with you. And nomming with you.

Tiger

Peaseblossom55

@blue & White omg less than 3 months!!! how exciting.  So excited for you.  Sorry you are having such problems with you invitations! I hope it gets cleared up soon.

[Deleted User]

@Blue -You're getting so close to the big day!!! Hopefully everything works out with the invites...

bethsmiles

Dear Universe,
How about BF gets a job soon? We're both super stressed out that he hasn't gotten one yet and I'm pretty sure it's about damn time he does. Also, once he does that means we can get engaged and my patient pants are really wearing out!

Impatient Member of the Universe
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Dear NEY,
I love you all! You keep me sane

Beth

labro

Dear @Blue & White,

Three more months!! I am SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!!!!

phira

Dear @Amapola14,

You should totally post it. Yes, I'm that petty. Bwahahahaha.

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Dear Western,

Thanks for ... kind of mostly not working. And making no sense. And driving me nuts.

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Dear partner,

I get that it's hard for you to clean the apartment. I wish you would do it. I've Monica Gellered the apartment multiple times and cleaned up your messes. I wish you would do it just once for me, since I've been feeling so crappy.

suzie211

Dear flu,

Please take your germies and leave.

Sincerely,

Sick days suck when your customers won't leave you alone

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Dear Tiger's ute,

You need a resident soon.  I'z sadz you no have an occupant.  Please work on finding a tenant.  Bc I haz planz to make our future offspring besties.   They can have play dates in the corn fields of IL.

Signed,

Already making plans for a 2038 GTG  with said miniNEYers

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Dear job,

I like you (well most days), but 3 layoffs in 5 years blows.  Pleas figure your shit out.  I've survived three, but pretty sure my odds don't get better with 4 and 5.  Me likes a paycheck.  Mmmmmmkayyy?

Regards,

Still gainfully employed

CLoGreenEyes

Dear NEY,

I HAVE A NEW NAME.

Love,
The artist formerly known as Amapola14

CLoGreenEyes

Lol, @TwoDimes, so basically it's like this: CLo are letters from my first and last name, and my RA friends in undergrad were so overjoyed that it was like the rapper name, so there's that. And Eyes because I happen to have green eyes. So, you got CLoGreenEyes.

CLoGreenEyes

It was time for a name not inspired by ex-BF, KWIM?

phira

@CLoGreenEyes AWESOMEEEEE

Blue & White

@lmhollister you should probably just order your invites now haha...serves me right though - I was all judgy that my cousin's invites came out so late and then mine get screwed up for over a month.  I'm sending out the wrong color ones if this last batch doesn't come in right though.  People need to RSVP to my wedding or something haha (it's semi destination - it's in Virginia and 3 of the invitees live in Virginia...not including us since we moved).

@CLoGreenEyes Love it! Perfect timing too

cu97tiger

suzie211 said:

Dear Tiger's ute,

You need a resident soon.  I'z sadz you no have an occupant.  Please work on finding a tenant.  Bc I haz planz to make our future offspring besties.   They can have play dates in the corn fields of IL.

Signed,

Already making plans for a 2038 GTG  with said miniNEYers

Yessssss, @suzie211. YES.