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beanbot2002

Dearest coworkers:

Trying to make me feel guilty about taking time off for MATERNITY LEAVE because it interferes with your vacation time, well that's not gonna fly. I'm having a baby and I'll be back when I'm back. Seriously...figure your own shit out. Throwing it in my face on a daily fucking basis is geting fucking old. Last time I checked/last time I did it, raising a newborn wasn't exactly a 'vacation'. I'm not taking my 12 weeks to spite you, I'm taking it to RAISE MY FREAKING BABY AND HEAL FROM A FREAKING C-SECTION.

No fucking love,

You're pissing me the fuck off

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El Senor:

I know things are rough right now. Losing your job was not part of the plan and it makes things difficult, but we're gonna be ok.You're amazing. Someone is going to hire you real soon...I can just feel it. In the meantime, I'm loving that I get to see you for more than 5 minutes a day. I also love that you're picking up the cleaning and cooking. It seriously makes life a lot easier. If we could afford for you to be a SAHD, I would totally suggest it.

xoxoxo,

Only a few more weeks till we get to snuggle a newborn again!!!!!

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My sweet sweet little Bean:

Yes I'm going to keep hugging you. You're my little man no matter what. You could be 60 years old and I'll still want to hug you like you were a newborn. I love you to pieces monkey butt! I'm so sorry you had to hear that fight between me and Nana the other day. I'm going to try harder (as you've suggested) to not let her get to me. I'm going to work on walking away when I feel like yelling. You're so much smarter than me. Thank you for helping me to be a better person.

xoxoxoxo

mommy

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Dear mother:

Swinging at your pregnant daughter and then way overly dramaticaly throwing yourself on the ground and saying I pushed you? Yeah. Not talking to you for a minute. Still, I probably should have not called you a fucking bitch.

I can accept my mistakes and admit them, can you??

Not sure what kind of love there is left...

your daughter

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Dear work:

CAKE AND ICE CREAM CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My day just got exponentially better.

Love,

chubby pregnant chick