One month from today I become a Mrs!!!
- not excited at all (!!)
Dear dry ovary complainers,
There are a lot of you lately. I will personally butt punch the next of you that complains. Dry ovaries are no reason to rush an engagement but they're a really great way to rush a divorce. There are so many other options for having a kid these days that I just don't get the "my ovaries are drying up I need to be engaged ASAP" trend.
-I'm getting married in a month and have no immediate plans for kids thankfully
Your snoring last night was ridiculous. I am pooped today.
-I get my own bed this weekend and am pretty psyched lol
Dear students in the class that opens next week,
Please don't be psychotic. Thank you.
-I'm getting married during your class
I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. - Peyton