"What would you do if I turned into a zombie?"

JennyColada

"Well that depends. What kind of zombie are we talking about here?"

"I don't know… Like a Walking Dead zombie."

"Well if you're a zombie where you're body is already dead and like something has taken over your body then there's nothing left."

"So you'd kill me?"

"Well at that point you'd be already dead."

Damn him and his unromantic logic.

What would your S.O. do if you turned into a zombie? Ask and post the results here!

JennyColada

Follow up question: "Which mythical monster would you want to turn in to?"

He chose vampire. "Even if you are referring to the old school Romanian vampires, that's still good, since I'm already OCD anyway…"

JCbride2015

Fi said he'd lock me up in the basement.

Actually he elaborated: my immune system is so bad he'd lock me up in the basement the moment a zombie outbreak started so I wouldn't catch it.  So I wouldn't be a zombie in the first place.

AllOnOneDay

We've talked this before - same as with vampires. Get the infected one to bite the healthy one.

We'll take sickness and health literally.

No, we aren't normal. Please, our daughter is listening to Within Temptation's Hydra as child friendly music.

NavyBlue143

I approve your taste in music.

doeydo

I'd 'kill' him since he is not himself anymore.  I just asked him what he would do and he said that he would have to kill me.

AllOnOneDay

That's really tame for us. Oh well. Hilarious part is Little Miss didn't really like WT much, but LOVES Tarja Turunen, so she wanted to hear Paradise over and over, and she now likes WT.

lc07

We'd kill the zombie for sure. We don't own guns so it would be fairly gruesome. I'm scrappy, though, so I'm pretty sure I can handle it.

LadyMillil

If I was a zombie FI would kill me. If FI was a zombie, it would depend on the type. If he was a super violent zombie (I'm thinking World War Z) OR if he had died and then became a zombie I would kill him. If there was some sort of outbreak and I could securely lock zombie-FI somewhere, I would lock him up and try to cure him, because I am in biomedical research and I'd have to try something to get him back.

lc07

I'm changing my answer to locking my husband up and calling @cmfarr

chibiyui

I'd do my best to kill him. We don't have guns, so it will come down to dumb luck and how fast I could get over shock/emotions.

Hopefully he's a slow zombie.

If I had to be a monster, I might go werewolf over vampire. I really, really like the sun. The dark can be scary.

Of course, if I'm a werewolf or vampire, I'd be what everyone is scared of.

MollyandD

AllOnOneDay said:

That's really tame for us. Oh well. Hilarious part is Little Miss didn't really like WT much, but LOVES Tarja Turunen, so she wanted to hear Paradise over and over, and she now likes WT.

That's because Within Temptation is awesome.

bethsmiles

We've had this conversation many times. Depending on what the virus is, SO might keep me alive in case he could find a cure (like @cmfarr he's in biomedical research). If SO turned into a zombie I think I'd have a really hard time shooting him, I might just keep him around in a secure place but eventually I'd probably have to leave him behind or kill him. SO says if I can get him into a batman suit I should let him wander as batman zombie!

AllOnOneDay

If Batman is a zombie, what crimes would he fight?

Now I have another cosplay idea. DF is gonna hate me.

Sugargirl1019

FI answered: "I would be like 'Warm-Bodies' and use love to turn you back."

jennyleigh16

My FI said he'd tie me to a tree in the backyard and stand guard to protect me as long as possible.  

Sugargirl1019

jenbaer16 said:

My FI said he'd tie me to a tree in the backyard and stand guard to protect me as long as possible.  

Uh oh, I see a really gruesome outcome to this when he gets turned.

jennyleigh16

Me too, but I'll give him props for trying to protect me. 

lmcooper86

I told BF that this was a serious question we needed to deal with (along with the alternative vampire and werewolf scenarios), and he said we may need to discuss what counts as a "serious question". But he was being a butthead tonight, so whatever.

He did later answer that he would want to turn me into a zombie too if he became one, but he never said what he would do if I turned into one first...

WinstonsGirl

DH said he'd find a cure (mind you, he's an engineer, and has no medical/research background).  He said I could keep the basement.  

kmmssg

I don't even have to ask.  You have to understand that DH and I have VERY dry VERY sarcastic senses of humor between us.  I am not kidding when I say we have been discussing one another's life insurance policies since we drove home from the church the day of our wedding.  All of our family and all of our close friends have heard us discussing what we will do with the money when the other one is gone.  FTR:  I am getting a cabana boy with the money.

The question to him would go one of two ways: 1.  "Can I collect your life insurance if I killed you becuase you were a zombie?"  OR 2. (and the most painful one) he would analyze the Hell out of it like the engineer he is and I would be stuck in the seventh circle of Hell til he finished.

cupcait927

kmmssg said:

I don't even have to ask.  You have to understand that DH and I have VERY dry VERY sarcastic senses of humor between us.  I am not kidding when I say we have been discussing one another's life insurance policies since we drove home from the church the day of our wedding.  All of our family and all of our close friends have heard us discussing what we will do with the money when the other one is gone.  FTR:  I am getting a cabana boy with the money.

The question to him would go one of two ways: 1.  "Can I collect your life insurance if I killed you becuase you were a zombie?"  OR 2. (and the most painful one) he would analyze the Hell out of it like the engineer he is and I would be stuck in the seventh circle of Hell til he finished.

FI and I have had conversations similar to yours! We were out hiking with friends one day and we were talking about what horrible bodily injuries/diseases each one of us could get before the other one would leave. Like, FI would stay with me if I had two arms and no legs but if I lost both my arms (still had legs), he'd leave me. It got very morbid very quickly but in a way, incredibly lighthearted lol.

kmmssg

 

ckel24 said:

kmmssg said:

I don't even have to ask.  You have to understand that DH and I have VERY dry VERY sarcastic senses of humor between us.  I am not kidding when I say we have been discussing one another's life insurance policies since we drove home from the church the day of our wedding.  All of our family and all of our close friends have heard us discussing what we will do with the money when the other one is gone.  FTR:  I am getting a cabana boy with the money.

The question to him would go one of two ways: 1.  "Can I collect your life insurance if I killed you becuase you were a zombie?"  OR 2. (and the most painful one) he would analyze the Hell out of it like the engineer he is and I would be stuck in the seventh circle of Hell til he finished.

FI and I have had conversations similar to yours! We were out hiking with friends one day and we were talking about what horrible bodily injuries/diseases each one of us could get before the other one would leave. Like, FI would stay with me if I had two arms and no legs but if I lost both my arms (still had legs), he'd leave me. It got very morbid very quickly but in a way, incredibly lighthearted lol.

Oh, I totally get this.  One day I was cooking and cut my finger.  I said, "my finger is bleeding."  He said (with happy enthusiasm in his voice) "Profusely?....er, I mean here, let me get you a bandaid"

I still say I will win and get the cabana boy.  FTR we do NOT have a cabana.

mschristie123

FI said he'd kill me. My response: But what about "in sickness and in health???" FI: It's the zombie apocalypse. There are no rules.

Thanks for the love babe.

cupcait927

mschristie123 said:

FI said he'd kill me. My response: But what about "in sickness and in health???" FI: It's the zombie apocalypse. There are no rules.

Thanks for the love babe.

Ditto. FI would kill me the second I got bit.

flyingfoxes

FI is Army, so I think he'd kill me in a heartbeat.  LOL  I'd have to say if he's like TWD zombies, I'd have to kill him too.

jlhart76

We've had the discussion about what if the zombie apocalypse happened. We'd kill all of the neighbors, take whatever supplies we needed, call my brothers to bring their arsenals, then head for my dad's house (old farmhouse out in the country). If he turned, I'd chop off his arms and jaw like Mischonne did and turn him into a pet. If I turned, he'd kill me.

NavyBlue143

We both promised the mercy of a bullet between the eyes. It was in our wedding vows.

emmaaa

We have both agreed that we would have to kill the other person.

However, FI said part of the reason he is marrying me is because I would be a badass zombie-fighting/killing partner. We own a lot of guns and use a zombie apocalypse as an excuse to keep buying them haha.

MadHops21

I would do this: 

PolarBearFitz

Love this thread. After watching The Walking Dead this past weekend with FI I asked him a similar question. This is how it went:

Me: 'Would you come looking for me like that (like Glenn for Maggie) during the zombie apocalypse if we got seperated?'
FI: 'No.'
Me: 'Oh...' *giving him the side eye jokingly*
FI: 'Because I would never lose you! Come on?! That was good right??!? You KNOW that was good.'

He was overly proud of himself and I couldn't help but laugh and throw a pillow at him.