I just...I can't even...

CaliMel11 · May 2014

See, I'm a jerk, because I actually have held down the toilet handle so that the toilet just keeps on flushing forever, so that there's absolutely no way that the person on the other end can't not know that their friend or whatever is calling them from a bathroom.

That's what I would have done to that lady too. She's the one who is rude!

PrincessOfHavoc · May 2014

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics.

I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon.

Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

beethery · May 2014

PrincessOfHavoc said:

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics. I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon. Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

that is a new level of nasty as hell.

HisGirlFriday13 · May 2014

PrincessOfHavoc said:

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics. I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon. Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

FiancB · May 2014

ElcaB said:

This is going to seem really immature, but in the case of the bathroom lady, I'd have glared in silence for 1.27 seconds, spun around, headed back into the stall, and flushed two more times.

I would've gone back into the stall and made a bunch of really loud farting noises.

As for the other guy, I hope that it was a case of foot in mouth and that he was horrifically embarrassed afterward. WTF.

smalfrie19 · May 2014

PrincessOfHavoc said:

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics. I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon. Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

that is nasty as hell. like REALLY nasty....EWWWW I just cannot get over that!!!

JCbride2015 · May 2014

PrincessOfHavoc said:

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics. I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon. Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

GAGGG. I'm so squicked out right now.

DaisyMaeMommy · May 2014

PrincessOfHavoc said:

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics. I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon. Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

I feel like I'm going to throw up my lunch... I would've been the person to call her out.

lovesclimbing · May 2014

PrincessOfHavoc said:

It's a public bathroom! Aren't the sound effects fairly obvious? It's not like the office is under a waterfall so there's really no other explanation for certain acoustics. I like to clatter around, repeatedly flush toilets and if I'm in an extra obnoxious mood, add sound effects and ask for some toilet paper or a tampon. Then again. Had one coworker who would use the bathroom, not wash her hands, then put in contacts and do her eye makeup, then wash her hands. She really didn't get why she kept getting eye infections, after all, she was washing her hands.

You are my hero. I don't think I could ever get up the nerve to do that.

Sugargirl1019 · May 2014

Do you ever pee when youre talking to FI on the phone when you're at home?

Cookie Pusher · May 2014

No. I try to avoid taking my phone into the bathroom at all since bacteria goes flying everywhere when you flush the toilet! Last thing I want is to knowing splash e.coli all over my phone. *shudder*