We hung out with friends Sunday night -- the friends who are getting married on Saturday.
So as we were talking about the wedding, the bride said, 'Oh, I wasn't going to do a seating chart, but then I thought, at least assigning tables was a good idea, so that people were sitting with people they knew.'
I said, 'Yeah, that's why we did it. And it honestly took me about 20 minutes to do it. DH's only request was that his friends be seated closest to the bar.'
DH chimed in and said, 'Yeah, that was the only wedding-related decision I got to make.'
I.Just.Looked.At.Him.
Then he said, 'Oh, yeah....and the flowers -- no roses -- and the cake and the cupcakes and the [GMs'] ties and the readings and the hymns and the reception venue and the food and the alcohol.'
I said, 'And the centrepieces. Because we had that fun little discussion in the craft store about whether I'd considered mason jars and whether the votives should be orange or red and if it was an amber-y orange or an orange-y orange or was it an apple-y red or a cinnamon-y red.'
He said, 'Oh, right. I guess I did have a lot of say in the wedding planning.'
Yes, darling, yes you did.
I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'