Epic Wedding Fails

MuppetOverlord

This is godawful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ItYQK3mnGY

A compilation of awful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejnElP1hgS8

Would you have killed him?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_211332&feature=iv&src_vid=26a8JITwImQ&v=dDIG_BrJt_4

beethery

Would I have killed him? Yes. And the dick friend who added the face pat too.

natswild

they're all pretty awful, but the last one takes the cake!

sophhabobopha

MuppetOverlord

I would've made headlines.

Inkdancer

Re: the last one--murder.

Well actually no, I would just sob and tear up the marriage license.

SmileDamnit

natswild said:

they're all pretty awful, but the last one takes the cake!

Pun intended? 

And yes, he would've died a slow painful death…likely by bleeding out after cutting off his penis. Asshat.

lyndausvi

Those are bad.

 And I would not be married to the last guy any more.

Kristen625

I couldn't even get through the first video.  Just so much horribleness.  And the second one H and I were laughing at together.  Also in the second one, most of those could be avoided if people used their damn heads before doing something so effing stupid.  As to the third video, she seemed to not have a problem with her d-bag husband.  So yay for them...

beethery

I am pretty sure I'm never going to recover from the secondhand embarrassment I got from the first one. I made it less than 3 minutes in.

AddieCake

JFC

MuppetOverlord

oh i totally skimmed the first one

Cookie Pusher

One of the guys at my office showed me the first one. He was horrified by it and made me promise I wasn't doing anything even remotely that gross at my wedding.

doeydo

Good lord:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g4E_lewn_I

Is it wrong that I find people fainting and falling funny?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFd4soreQM

Dance routines just shouldn't happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDn7uoXjsg8

I hope she wasn't hurt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_8xmdtD4U

RebeccaB88

..

pinkcow13

The first one was just AWFUL. I skimmed through it, and even so it was horrible. 

The second one, freaking hilarious. I laughed out loud at a few of those.

The third one, I would have MURDERED him. Is she marrying a fucking frat boy? Are you kidding me?! 

jenna8984

I have seen articles abut some of those being fake/ setup. Like when he goes to hand off the ring and "trips" and knocks the bride and pastor into the water below- I've seen the bride and groom saying that was a set up after they were already married. And the girl rolling down the stairs...gets up to run away and if you pause it, it's a man whose wig is falling off. Not sure why you'd fake that just for a few laughs. I hope to frigen God that first one was also just a weird fake setup because that's the dumbest thing I have ever seen!!

KatieinBkln

So I watched most of the first one, and the thing that struck me most? How the bride's "side" appeared totally normal, no weird shit or "thematic" medieval accoutrements whatsoever. I mean, it looked like she knew about it, but it still reads "I am not really on board with this, guys."

That fucking shoulder-only armor is SO STUPID.

climbingsingle

The first one is terrible! The bride totally doesn't look on board with any of that. And the tuxes with armor are hideous. 

Dottie05

@doeydo -

The bride on fire one was horrible! Any idea why she was dancing with flaming glasses in the first place?

Bubblegum5586

Kristen625 said:

I couldn't even get through the first video.  Just so much horribleness.  And the second one H and I were laughing at together.  Also in the second one, most of those could be avoided if people used their damn heads before doing something so effing stupid.  As to the third video, she seemed to not have a problem with her d-bag husband.  So yay for them...

all of this

slothiegal

What a waste of cake  

gladyscf

That last one is a terrible injustice to cake.

There will be no cake abuse at my wedding. 

We eat that shit. 

phira

My partner wanted to have a staged sword fight during our ceremony. GUESS WHAT?

NO.

natswild

@SmileDamnit‌ you bet

Kauris

Every time I see cake smash videos, I ask FI if he will promise that we will not do that. He's now promised me four times that he wouldn't ever waste cake like that or mess up my hair/makeup.

KGold80

The first one...I have NO words. Other than what.the.fuck.

The second one...some of those were clearly a set-up, but some were really, really bad. Like the groom puking in the middle of the ceremony. Tragic.

The third one...I'd murder my FI if he did that to me. We've already agreed that we think the cake smashed in the face thing is not gonna happen because we both think it's tacky and gross. But to have the whole top layer of the cake smashed into her hair and makeup? Really? I wouldn't let someone do that to me and live to tell about it on ANY day let alone my wedding day!

pinkshorts27

kasmith1 said:

Every time I see cake smash videos, I ask FI if he will promise that we will not do that. He's now promised me four times that he wouldn't ever waste cake like that or mess up my hair/makeup.

My FI gets over excited and doesn't think sometimes. He promised he wouldn't and asked me to remind him in case he gets over excited in the moment.  I think that is fair. 

wandajune6

FI thinks the cake smash is "cute." I told him that it's the type of offense that leaves a man single.

Pretty sure he won't try it.

MuppetOverlord

I think cake smash is so tacky. My husband's aunt asked me to promise her we won't do it at our wedding. She told her own kids she wasn't paying for their weddings if they did it.

When it was time for our cake cutting, I tucked a napkin in his shirt like a bib and took my time to increase anticipation, and then fed it to him gently. If he smashed me, I would not have been amused.

jenna8984

@muppetoverlord just saw the profile pic- didn't know you were in my area- go sox!