....that almost make me wish we were eloping.
"Well you can definitely invite more people than your venue will hold...some people will surely decline!"
"You can seat more than that to a table! It doesn't matter if they don't have much room or if their plates are touching. They will be dancing most of the night anyway and not sitting. Besides, you are providing people with a dinner and open bar, what right have they to complain if they don't have any room?!"
"Here is a list of people I would like you to invite if you receive any declines!"
"I'm ONLY asking that you invite these 6 people!" - said by someone not paying for the wedding.
"Am I invited?"
"You don't have to invite any significant others! Cut all of them from your list! Only engaged and married people need to be invited as couples, really. Or relationships that seem like they're going somewhere because you can usually tell if they are." (I don't even....what?)
Make it all go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy