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Hummingbird125

Dear TD Bank,

I'm not happy with you right now. How come you don't have online credit card statements? I made a payment last week, which was just processes this Monday, yet it doesn't seem to have affected my balance whatsoever. I'd like to go look at what my balance was at the beginning of last week, but now I have to wait until I get home to hopefully locate my last CC statement, or I need to wait for you to mail the next one. Not cool.

-Client who's balance should be $265 lower than it is.

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Dear FI,

Isn't waking up with me in the morning nice? We get to have coffee together while snuggling and watching funny shows. Let's keep up this trend!

Love,

Your FI

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Dear mama and little sister,

Pleeeeeeaaaaase make some time to go wedding dress shopping with me soon! I want to do the FUN wedding planning stuff, but I know I can't buy a dress without you two seeing it.

Impatiently Yours,

J

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Dear vendors,

Not bad, not bad - I just need y'all to adjust your prices for me by a few hundred dollars so that I can pat myself on the back for staying within my budget for absolutely everything.

Thanks in advance,

Bride on a Budget

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eilis1228

Dear TK,

I really need you to be consistent with the rich text formatting in the comment boxes. Reloading the screen over and over again to be able to add paragraphs to my post without typing the html myself is annoying as hell.

No love,

weewittlewizabeth

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Dear Desk,

You have really sharp corners. Running my knee into you while rushing to get to an online training this morning hurt like a bitch. 

Ouch,

Clumsy

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Dear Self,

Get yo life! To-do list a mile-long, and now is not the time to slack. The apartment won't pack itself, utilities won't transfer themselves, work won't do itself, and your body won't miraculously exercise itself. Also, potential Disneymoon planning is super fun and exciting, but sleep is way more important. 

Work bitch!

Self

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Dear Jeweler,

PLEASE CALL ME! You are so full of lies, and I am so sad. You forgot about me last week, promised you'd call early this week, and still my phone is silent. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since you were closed all weekend for the holiday, but seriously. I'm a paying customer, this is a significant investment (at least to us), and we're getting really impatient. I WANT MY RING, DAMMNIT!

Impatiently yours,

Liz

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Dear FI,

I think it's cute that you sent me a Pinterest link to a Lego-themed wedding cake this morning. It's adorable how excited you are about our nuptials. 

Love you infinitely,

FI

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Dear Favorite Coworker,

GTFO! You're sick as a dog. You have fever. WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Work from home if you're that determined to work, but please leave ASAP! 

Avoiding you like the plague you most certainly have,

Liz

bride2b71614

Dear Self,

It feels like everything may be hectic/overly stressful, but it should pass soon. It can only go up from here.

Take care of yourself for once.

XO

Me

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Dear "so-called" friend,

You said some pretty hurtful shit about my FI. Saying did he suffer a concussion is not acceptable when he made a simple mistake. I should have said something directly after the comment was made but I said nothing, and I regret it. I should have acknowledged the red flags all throughout the year. I wasn't as strong as I am now, and I wasn't in a place to turn down any type of social friendship. I should have known better, and thanks to you, I am more cautious about who I label as a "friend".

No love whatsoever,

Your new frienemy. 

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Dear FI,

I am sorry that I have been scatterbrained lately. I am extremely appreciative of your support. You have been an amazing father to Emmett, and have done more than I could ever ask for. You have been nothing short of amazing, and I need to show you more appreciation for all the things you do. I can't wait to see you when you get home from work.

Love you to the moon and back,

Your extremely appreciative FIee

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Dear NEY,

Thank you for being awesome. You continue to be an amazing group of women, and I love reading your posts. Keep doing your thing.

Much love,

Me

WildMagelet

Dear Self,

You do realize you have biked over 16 miles in the past 3 days, right?  You have no excuse.  Exercising is obviously not THAT hard.

-Keeping Motivated

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Dear Furkid,

I know you want to go biking with daddy and I, but you can't run five miles at noon in the middle of July.  I don't want to have to carry your fluffy 40 lb butt home.  Let's go for a ride in the evening when its cooler instead?

-Sadded by sad puppy eyes

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Dear New Job,

I'm SO excited I get to drive an hour to be drug tested first thing in the morning.  Seriously.  I've never been so excited about A) waking up early, driving, and C) peeing in a cup in my entire life.

-Anxious New Hire

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Dear skirt,

I really *want* to finish you, but I'm having too much fun knotting.  I promise I'll get you done before this weekend.

-Procrastinator

cu97tiger

tuarceatha said:

p.s. @cu97tiger, Do you know you are my friend that my other friends are way jealous of? I've gotten repeated inquiries about who you are, where I met you, how long we've been friends, and a couple more obvious comments like, "I'm so jealous of your friendship with cu97tiger." Uh, you should be!

@tuarceatha - AWWWW. They SHOULD be jealous. We rock.

The boys are doing great! They still get up a little early for our liking (5:30a EVERY DAY), but they mean well. They are doing great in their crates during the day. Here's a pic!

Peaseblossom55

Dear God/whomever,

Please let my future niece or nephew be ok.

Thanks,

Excited second time aunt

 

 

AuroraRose41

Dear NEY,

Thanks for letting me rant, and for being awesome. I apologize in advance for the rage in my next statements. 

Love, 

Aurora

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Dear Person in Charge of Office Assignments, 

Ever hear of doing your effing job? That would have been much less stressful then having a bunch of engineers each choose which office they want out of 9 effing floors in my building. Also, I will call you out when my manager gets at angry at me for not being able to keep my office nearby him and the rest of my team. 

No love, 

Angry Engineer

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Dear Engineer who decided to take my office,

Yes you can come and see my office. But I have much better things to do with my time then answer your stupid questions about my office.  It is not my job to know why the desks are two different sizes. Figure out it yourself if you want a different sized desk. 

No love, 

Engineer who just lost her awesome office with a window

CLoGreenEyes

@caseface5, CONCERT ENVY TO THE MAXXX! I hope you have a great time this Friday!

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Dear hair,

On July 30, you will all be GONE! Muahahahaha!

Love,
I can't wait to rock a cute bob like I've been coveting for months

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Dear clinical tomorrow,

I have worked hard today to make pretty study guides for all my classmates for my team lead tomorrow. And I like to think I know what I'm doing and am gonna be a good and skilled nurse, and I'm gonna work really hard tomorrow to be a good charge nurse for my group. So, please don't make the day be horrific. But if it must be horrific (and I'm pretty sure that's a rule), please make it go quickly. I am really so tired now.

Love,
Only a student nurse for three more weeks!

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Dear homies,

Y'all need to start getting back to me so I can book this vacation house already! I'm not sure how likely this house is to get booked before you all make up your minds, but it took me hours to find something big enough and affordable enough, and I'll be sad if we lose it.

Love,
Your organized (and perhaps slightly neurotic) home girl

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Dear bed,

One of these days, I am gonna spend all day with you and give you the love and attention you deserve.

Devotedly yours,
An admirer

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Dear NEY,

I feel like such a jerk, I'm barely able to get on here and keep up with your lives! I just feel like I've been posting and running a lot lately, and I barely get to read what's going on with everybody, and it just makes me feel bad.

I sowwy,
CLo

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Dear anybody,

How do I convert my music from iTunes to just regular old something-I-can-put-on-my-non-iProduct-phone?

Sincerely,
Technologically challenged

[Deleted User]

@cu97tiger -Your doggies are just soo cute! Maddux likes to get up at 5:30 too...oh well lol. I'm glad to hear they are doing better in their crates!

LizzyTish88

Thanks @Clogreeneyes and @twodimes. I have seen them both before but not together so I am excited for that! Last year I saw Jason Aldean at Fenway so I'm wondering if he will be able to top that, but I do love me some FGL so that makes up for most of it!