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beethery

slothiegal said:

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beethery said:

An employee of a customer just condescendingly called me sweetheart and made poor attempts at lording his incorrect knowledge of our services to me.

I'm ready to drive to that restaurant and shove his hand into one of the fryers.


Is it time to go home yet?

SIB

Ew.  That is one of the quickest ways to get put on my shit list.

I pick up my dress tonight!!!!!  I'm so scared that it won't fit...sigh.

It'll fit and if not it'll be spanxable to fix. I am currently sending your dress perfect fit woowoo vibes so that it may be true.

theartistformerlyknownas

beethery said:

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slothiegal said:

beethery said:

An employee of a customer just condescendingly called me sweetheart and made poor attempts at lording his incorrect knowledge of our services to me.

I'm ready to drive to that restaurant and shove his hand into one of the fryers.


Is it time to go home yet?

SIB

Ew.  That is one of the quickest ways to get put on my shit list.

I pick up my dress tonight!!!!!  I'm so scared that it won't fit...sigh.

It'll fit and if not it'll be spanxable to fix. I am currently sending your dress perfect fit woowoo vibes so that it may be true.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

slothiegal

beethery said:

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slothiegal said:

beethery said:

An employee of a customer just condescendingly called me sweetheart and made poor attempts at lording his incorrect knowledge of our services to me.

I'm ready to drive to that restaurant and shove his hand into one of the fryers.


Is it time to go home yet?

SIB

Ew.  That is one of the quickest ways to get put on my shit list.

I pick up my dress tonight!!!!!  I'm so scared that it won't fit...sigh.

It'll fit and if not it'll be spanxable to fix. I am currently sending your dress perfect fit woowoo vibes so that it may be true.

Mwuah, thank ya love!

lovesclimbing

Nothing really to add. Except my mom has totally used the, "I carried you around inside me for NINE MONTHS, SACRIFICING for you, getting STRETCH MARKS for you, being KICKED by you, and then NURSING you and CARRYInG you around and TAKING CARE of you for (insert age here)" guilt trip on me.