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theartistformerlyknownas

chibiyui said:

flantastic said:

JellyBean52513 said:

lyndausvi said:

JellyBean52513 said:

Still not closed, huh?

Chardonnay. And briefing cases at the same time. I keep writing FI for false imprisonment but I keep reading it as "FI" for fiance. I probably shouldn't try to do both of these things at once.

Also, happy early birthday @lyndausvi!

***** STIB*****

Thanks for the birthday wish.

Isn't funny how we do the bolded? I will catch myself writing DH or something on FB. I've may have refer to DH has DH instead of his name before.   ::blushes::

Uh, once when I was talking to my boss I said "STD" with reference to her save-the-dates, and she OBVIOUSLY does not frequent the E board, so she looked at me with the biggest eyes ever and I had to explain how STD meant save-the-date and it was really awkward lol

I did the really immature giggle (and sometimes still do) the first time visiting TK at the abbreviation for STD.

And yesterday was the first time I almost said "FI" out loud.

I've done that. It's awkward.

I've just barely caught myself doing that quite a few times. No asshole, "Fee" is not a person you know, let alone are engaged to. 

theartistformerlyknownas

flantastic said:

lolo883 said:

chibiyui said:

flantastic said:

JellyBean52513 said:

lyndausvi said:

JellyBean52513 said:

Still not closed, huh?

Chardonnay. And briefing cases at the same time. I keep writing FI for false imprisonment but I keep reading it as "FI" for fiance. I probably shouldn't try to do both of these things at once.

Also, happy early birthday @lyndausvi!

***** STIB*****

Thanks for the birthday wish.

Isn't funny how we do the bolded? I will catch myself writing DH or something on FB. I've may have refer to DH has DH instead of his name before.   ::blushes::

Uh, once when I was talking to my boss I said "STD" with reference to her save-the-dates, and she OBVIOUSLY does not frequent the E board, so she looked at me with the biggest eyes ever and I had to explain how STD meant save-the-date and it was really awkward lol

I did the really immature giggle (and sometimes still do) the first time visiting TK at the abbreviation for STD.

And yesterday was the first time I almost said "FI" out loud.

I've done that. It's awkward.

I've just barely caught myself doing that quite a few times. No asshole, "Fee" is not a person you know, let alone are engaged to. 

It doesn't help that "Foo" is legitimately my nickname for my sister that I use all the time. "Fee" would just think that he'd been next on the list to receive the nickname, but with his own unique vowel!

Will you also have Fie and Fum?

beethery

motherfucker!

lyndausvi

well okay.

mrsmagicgeek

See, even the psychotic knew this thread wasn't closed.

landa10315

Longest. Sentence. Ever.

theartistformerlyknownas

Bloody hell.

Strawberry211chicago

I knew it was a good idea to start my morning with this thread.

Marzipan13

beethery said:

MegEn1 said:

I want to hear more about this 17 year old bride. 

@MegEn1 it is so good. So, so good. (click)

"Least Favorite Thing About Your SO: His infrequent lack of ability to stop the car when the light is RED. "

So... wait... he does stop at red lights.  English, young padawan.  Learn it.  
(Also if THIS is her least favorite thing about her FI, she's in for a world of pain.)

Marzipan13

blessinfemil said: i am so happy today for what Dr abubakar of drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com he is a great spell caster. i have and my family have be living together in peace and love we were married for 10 years with two beautiful kids everything went smoothly until a husband started staying out late and would beat me up with any excuse he gets, he wold always get drunk and i was bent on finding out what the problem was and i discovered that he was seeing a young woman outside who he was planning to move in together and was preparing a divorce i became devastated as i love my husband so much and i looked for help i contacted many spell casters but nothing happened until i met with Dr abubakar, who told so many things and said i should worry about nothing that all will be well and told he will cast a spell that will bring my husband back to me and he was true to his words i want you all to help me thank and i promised him that i will always tell people of his good works he is a powerful spell caster contact for what ever problems you have and he will help you out of it okay here's his email address drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com contact him he is a powerful spell caster and i pray he help you out too once again his mail is drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com your daughter Blessing Emily from USA

etf: FUCKIN' BOXES

Well, see now I'm confused.  I was told yesterday that Lord Rahaj would bring my ex back!  Are they rivals?  Is one's dark magic more effective than the other's?  Are they business partners, perhaps?  Maybe we should summon both of them and harness both of their amazing skills to bring back all of our exes!  

beethery

Marzipan13 said:

beethery said:

MegEn1 said:

I want to hear more about this 17 year old bride. 

@MegEn1 it is so good. So, so good. (click)

"Least Favorite Thing About Your SO: His infrequent lack of ability to stop the car when the light is RED. "

So... wait... he does stop at red lights.  English, young padawan.  Learn it.  
(Also if THIS is her least favorite thing about her FI, she's in for a world of pain.)

First off, excellent JonTron avatar. Dishwasher, yes.

My favorite thing that young Wiggy said, was that she is not religious but God this, God that, God the other thing. God all day erryday, God everywhere. I don't know if she is a big church-attendee or not, but to me, GOD ALL THE TIME GOD EVERYTHING GOD GOD GOD = religious. I'm probably using the wrong word. I don't know. I just thought that was interesting.

LDay2014

Have we yet proven the point that when you try and tell adults what to do they will instinctively do that EXACT said thing in spite

'Close' a thread, we keep on going!

tell adults not to drink, guess what they'll do?  Lose control of their bodily functions.

luckysnorkel

flantastic said:

lolo883 said:

flantastic said:

lolo883 said:

chibiyui said:

flantastic said:

JellyBean52513 said:

lyndausvi said:

JellyBean52513 said:

Still not closed, huh?

Chardonnay. And briefing cases at the same time. I keep writing FI for false imprisonment but I keep reading it as "FI" for fiance. I probably shouldn't try to do both of these things at once.

Also, happy early birthday @lyndausvi!

***** STIB*****

Thanks for the birthday wish.

Isn't funny how we do the bolded? I will catch myself writing DH or something on FB. I've may have refer to DH has DH instead of his name before.   ::blushes::

Uh, once when I was talking to my boss I said "STD" with reference to her save-the-dates, and she OBVIOUSLY does not frequent the E board, so she looked at me with the biggest eyes ever and I had to explain how STD meant save-the-date and it was really awkward lol

I did the really immature giggle (and sometimes still do) the first time visiting TK at the abbreviation for STD.

And yesterday was the first time I almost said "FI" out loud.

I've done that. It's awkward.

I've just barely caught myself doing that quite a few times. No asshole, "Fee" is not a person you know, let alone are engaged to. 

It doesn't help that "Foo" is legitimately my nickname for my sister that I use all the time. "Fee" would just think that he'd been next on the list to receive the nickname, but with his own unique vowel!

Will you also have Fie and Fum?

Who knows. I may have to follow through with that nickname trend to save face once I do accidentally say "Fee" aloud. It'll probably happen one day when I've been drinking. 

And I'll need to name a kid Jack, I suppose.

Is this thread still not closed yet?

Well now I really feel like a tool, because I've been pronouncing FI as "eff eye" in my head.

climbingsingle

I pronounce it as "eff eye" in my head too.

photokitty

I've been offline the past 2 days...I have been keeping up this thread the first day...

All I want to know is this: 

Is there anything worth sifting through 14 pages or is it only going to make me want to drink more than a houseguest trapped  at a dry wedding all weekend long???

abbyj700

beethery said:

MegEn1 said:

I want to hear more about this 17 year old bride. 

@MegEn1 it is so good. So, so good. (click)

Oh.my.gawd.

If she went through with the insanity of getting married at 17...her wedding date just occurred...

ohannabelle

photokitty said:

I've been offline the past 2 days...I have been keeping up this thread the first day...

All I want to know is this: 

Is there anything worth sifting through 14 pages or is it only going to make me want to drink more than a houseguest trapped  at a dry wedding all weekend long???

I think most of us started drinking somewhere around page 9 or 10, so yes, the bolded pretty much sums it up. I'm not much of a drinker, honestly, but by the time the mystical Lord Rahaj started spamming the board (page 12?) I was snockered.

theartistformerlyknownas

photokitty said:

I've been offline the past 2 days...I have been keeping up this thread the first day...

All I want to know is this: 

Is there anything worth sifting through 14 pages or is it only going to make me want to drink more than a houseguest trapped  at a dry wedding all weekend long???

You'll see a lot of perfectly reasonable solutions get completely ignored. Just another day at TK.

JellyBean52513

@photokitty just pour yourself a drink and settle in for the long haul.

mileybangerz

What are we drinking tonight?

falsara

abbyj700 said:

beethery said:

MegEn1 said:

I want to hear more about this 17 year old bride. 

@MegEn1 it is so good. So, so good. (click)

Oh.my.gawd.

If she went through with the insanity of getting married at 17...her wedding date just occurred...

That is just so ridiculous.  I mean it gives me all kind of glee to read, but the girl herself...  I wonder if she'll pop back up telling us how amazing her wedding was.

offensivekitten2

Hey ya'll, I just got a really good ultrasound back for my little peep.  Can I count on you all to take on the celebratory drinking? Cuz toasting with grape juice is dumb :P.

ohannabelle

cwradford said:

abbyj700 said:

beethery said:

MegEn1 said:

I want to hear more about this 17 year old bride. 

@MegEn1 it is so good. So, so good. (click)

Oh.my.gawd.

If she went through with the insanity of getting married at 17...her wedding date just occurred...

That is just so ridiculous.  I mean it gives me all kind of glee to read, but the girl herself...  I wonder if she'll pop back up telling us how amazing her wedding was.

I've often wondered if she was just inventing the whole damned "wedding" in a teenage fantasy. I mean, honestly. 

If she was truly engaged and planning a wedding, why introduce yourself on the "Not Engaged Yet" board. And her insistance that her parents and "everybody" were 100% supportive of the idea, and the whole wedding plan of who was going to be what bridesmaid and what usher and cousin playing the piano blah blah. It just sounded like so much teenage girl lame-ass daydreaming to me. 

JellyBean52513

offensivekitten2 said:

Hey ya'll, I just got a really good ultrasound back for my little peep.  Can I count on you all to take on the celebratory drinking? Cuz toasting with grape juice is dumb :P.

and yet totally approved by the OP, I'm sure!

theartistformerlyknownas

offensivekitten2 said:

Hey ya'll, I just got a really good ultrasound back for my little peep.  Can I count on you all to take on the celebratory drinking? Cuz toasting with grape juice is dumb :P.

Margaritas!!! Cheers!

MegEn1

lolo883 said:

Hey ya'll, I just got a really good ultrasound back for my little peep.  Can I count on you all to take on the celebratory drinking? Cuz toasting with grape juice is dumb :P.

Margaritas!!! Cheers!

Drinking a light beer to you! Spoiler alert: It is unsatisfying. Damn you wedding diet.

falsara

ohannabelle said:

cwradford said:

abbyj700 said:

beethery said:

MegEn1 said:

I want to hear more about this 17 year old bride. 

@MegEn1 it is so good. So, so good. (click)

Oh.my.gawd.

If she went through with the insanity of getting married at 17...her wedding date just occurred...

That is just so ridiculous.  I mean it gives me all kind of glee to read, but the girl herself...  I wonder if she'll pop back up telling us how amazing her wedding was.

I've often wondered if she was just inventing the whole damned "wedding" in a teenage fantasy. I mean, honestly. 

If she was truly engaged and planning a wedding, why introduce yourself on the "Not Engaged Yet" board. And her insistance that her parents and "everybody" were 100% supportive of the idea, and the whole wedding plan of who was going to be what bridesmaid and what usher and cousin playing the piano blah blah. It just sounded like so much teenage girl lame-ass daydreaming to me. 

At this point I'm willing to believe that she even made up her SO.  Maybe she just had a crush on some guy and she's a super crazy person, who wanted to feel like she was actually planning the wedding of her dreams to her unreal SO.

Maybe OP of this post and the young bride on the other thread are really sisters, and they just can't deal with the actual reality around them. 

climbingsingle

Guys! This post is (closed). How are you all still posting in here???? 

slothiegal

offensivekitten2 said:

Hey ya'll, I just got a really good ultrasound back for my little peep.  Can I count on you all to take on the celebratory drinking? Cuz toasting with grape juice is dumb :P.

Judging by my headache this morning, I definitely took care of this.

mileybangerz

Can I start drinking yet?