Giving Zero Fucks.

sophhabobopha

I pretty much give zero fucks about anything.

ohannabelle

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

beethery

ohannabelle said:

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

When is Weepy's Principessa's wedding date?

beachyone15

ohannabelle said:

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

Cheese is always important!

photokitty

I tore may calf 7 weeks and 6 days prior to my wedding. Doc told me I'd be in a boot for 6-8 weeks. I gave zero fucks about anything besides, getting the marriage license, my dress being hemmed so I wouldn't trip on it and physical therapy so I could walk down the aisle. Suddenly I was acutely aware of perspective.

ohannabelle

beethery said:

ohannabelle said:

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

When is Weepy's Principessa's wedding date?

September 6th. She seems deeply concerned about cheese, and not too much else, which cracks me up. It's good to see her back to her normal self, and out of stressland.

Cheese matters, of course. But she is very very weirdly focused on cheese. I have to call DeLaurenti's deli and make sure they still make Mozzerella on Fridays, because she likes it day of fresh, and I've already put my foot down that nobody (meaning me) is doing a day of wedding pick up to get the Saurday batch. The caterer agreed that she could choose and order the specific cheeses for the cheese trays. Thank God we're dealing with Italians, because another caterer might not understand.

She has not worried the least about her dress, or hair, or flowers. But by God, she cares about the cheese. I'm giving her a pass on the cheesezilla behavior, because all of her other behavior is exemplary. 

beethery

ohannabelle said:

beethery said:

ohannabelle said:

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

When is Weepy's Principessa's wedding date?

September 6th. She seems deeply concerned about cheese, and not too much else, which cracks me up. It's good to see her back to her normal self, and out of stressland.

Cheese matters, of course. But she is very very weirdly focused on cheese. I have to call DeLaurenti's deli and make sure they still make Mozzerella on Fridays, because she likes it day of fresh, and I've already put my foot down that nobody (meaning me) is doing a day of wedding pick up to get the Saurday batch. The caterer agreed that she could choose and order the specific cheeses for the cheese trays. Thank God we're dealing with Italians, because another caterer might not understand.

She has not worried the least about her dress, or hair, or flowers. But by God, she cares about the cheese. I'm giving her a pass on the cheesezilla behavior, because all of her other behavior is exemplary. 

Fresh mozzarella? That priority sounds correct. As a buffalo mozzarella conoisseur, I can proudly declare cheesezilla status as well.

gladyscf

I'm from Wisconsin...we take cheese seriously here.

jenna8984

ohannabelle said:

beethery said:

ohannabelle said:

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

When is Weepy's Principessa's wedding date?

September 6th. She seems deeply concerned about cheese, and not too much else, which cracks me up. It's good to see her back to her normal self, and out of stressland.

Cheese matters, of course. But she is very very weirdly focused on cheese. I have to call DeLaurenti's deli and make sure they still make Mozzerella on Fridays, because she likes it day of fresh, and I've already put my foot down that nobody (meaning me) is doing a day of wedding pick up to get the Saurday batch. The caterer agreed that she could choose and order the specific cheeses for the cheese trays. Thank God we're dealing with Italians, because another caterer might not understand.

She has not worried the least about her dress, or hair, or flowers. But by God, she cares about the cheese. I'm giving her a pass on the cheesezilla behavior, because all of her other behavior is exemplary. 

lol I see her cheese and raise her bacon wrapped scallops. As long as I get a husband and the god damn bacon wrapped scallops, nothing else that day matters.

theartistformerlyknownas

ohannabelle said:

beethery said:

ohannabelle said:

I am currently in one of those high stress modes where I give a fuck about everything. Everything. Lights. Banners. Chairs. Paper. Restrooms. Shoes. Drive times. Cheese. Hair. You name it, I'm fussing about it. This tells me that giving 0 fucks is right around the corner.

I need to get there, now. 

When is Weepy's Principessa's wedding date?

September 6th. She seems deeply concerned about cheese, and not too much else, which cracks me up. It's good to see her back to her normal self, and out of stressland.

Cheese matters, of course. But she is very very weirdly focused on cheese. I have to call DeLaurenti's deli and make sure they still make Mozzerella on Fridays, because she likes it day of fresh, and I've already put my foot down that nobody (meaning me) is doing a day of wedding pick up to get the Saurday batch. The caterer agreed that she could choose and order the specific cheeses for the cheese trays. Thank God we're dealing with Italians, because another caterer might not understand.

She has not worried the least about her dress, or hair, or flowers. But by God, she cares about the cheese. I'm giving her a pass on the cheesezilla behavior, because all of her other behavior is exemplary. 

Good news is, she now has a new nickname!

@jenna8984 I told FI if I don't get to eat the bacon-wrapped scallops at our cocktail hour, I'm divorcing him and having a do-over.

misshart00

Mine was programs. I've never been to a wedding without a program and I like having one. I was going to design them and print them. The weekend before, I was finally "why do I care?!" And gave up. We had no programs.

jenna8984

misshart00 said:

Mine was programs. I've never been to a wedding without a program and I like having one. I was going to design them and print them. The weekend before, I was finally "why do I care?!" And gave up. We had no programs.

I honestly don't think I've ever been to one that had them. Or menus.

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826

I give zero fucks about my fingers.

I chew my cuticles and I have ALMOST broken the habit of it, but it stills rears its ugly head when I am stressed.  My thumbs are pretty torn up now because of stress right now, which in turn would stress me out, which in turn would cause me to pick......you get the idea.

I thought the photog would want one of those shots of us showing our rings off or whatever and I was trying to fix my cuticles like it was a full time job, but now I'm like "Whatevs, photoshop that shit.  Life goes on."

So over it!

Fran1985

I was telling my mom about the transportation for the day of. I asked if her and my dad were driving since its so close to them and they don't really drink. She responds with "I'm not going to tell your dad he can only have one beer"

So I get a third limo for the families which I tell her and her reponse is "Three limos!! Why do we need three! oh you shouldn't have got three we will drive"

Its been like this with almost every aspect of the wedding. Shut up mom, you are getting a limo and you will be driven around like a fancy person, deal with it!

ashleyep

misshart00 said:

Mine was programs. I've never been to a wedding without a program and I like having one. I was going to design them and print them. The weekend before, I was finally "why do I care?!" And gave up. We had no programs.

We're having a Catholic ceremony so we're having them, but I designed them way in advance. if I had waited until a few weeks ago, those definitely would have gone on my fuck it list.

I'm *trying* to give zero fucks about the fact that Saturday is going to be a total washout. I bought cute umbrellas and I'm trying to be okay with that fact, but I'm really bummed about it.

wandajune6

jenna8984 said:

misshart00 said:

Mine was programs. I've never been to a wedding without a program and I like having one. I was going to design them and print them. The weekend before, I was finally "why do I care?!" And gave up. We had no programs.

I honestly don't think I've ever been to one that had them. Or menus.

I think we're going to have them but I'm not certain.

I don't want them. I rarely see them and they seem like a lot of work and money. However, we're having a multicultural-ish wedding and think it might be helpful. Plus, our bad weather backup plan for the ceremony means that some people will have mediocre views, making it a bit harder to understand. I think a program will make it easier.

theartistformerlyknownas

We're having programs... and I'm doing super Pinteresty silhouettes and an informally-worded ceremony description and a word search. I give zero fucks if anyone judges me for it, because I love it.

Cookie Pusher

We did programs. One side listed the wedding party and the words to our alma mater (we got married adjacent to campus) and the back had information about cultural aspects of our wedding (handfasting and Chinese tea ceremony) plus a short thank you blurb. I printed them out on card stock, folded them in half and glue-sticked them onto a big craft stick to turn them into fans. Just in case we ended up with a stupidly hot day.

Senecaf

I give zero fucks about ALL OF IT.

F The little flower girl dress I'm still not done with.
F the centerpieces I still haven't finished (started)
F the flowers that are blooming too early
F the truffles I have to make the week of
F the dress and accessories.
F the song list

ALL OF IT.

photokitty

Senecaf said:

I give zero fucks about ALL OF IT. F The little flower girl dress I'm still not done with. F the centerpieces I still haven't finished (started) F the flowers that are blooming too early F the truffles I have to make the week of F the dress and accessories. F the song list ALL OF IT.

When is your wedding? What are your centerpieces? I might be able to lend you some vases if you want to buy some cheap flowers to put in them...people at your wedding will give zero fucks about your centerpieces as well....you could totally skip them. =-D

annathy03

I had programs because they were one of my mothers only requests (she wanted my late father mentioned and the back of a program is one of the only appropriate ways to do that). A microsoft word document, a few test pages, and some fancy staples paper, DONE.

jenna8984

wandajune6 said:

jenna8984 said:

misshart00 said:

Mine was programs. I've never been to a wedding without a program and I like having one. I was going to design them and print them. The weekend before, I was finally "why do I care?!" And gave up. We had no programs.

I honestly don't think I've ever been to one that had them. Or menus.

I think we're going to have them but I'm not certain.

I don't want them. I rarely see them and they seem like a lot of work and money. However, we're having a multicultural-ish wedding and think it might be helpful. Plus, our bad weather backup plan for the ceremony means that some people will have mediocre views, making it a bit harder to understand. I think a program will make it easier.

See not to be totally rude but I just don't care what's going on during the ceremony. You could be speaking it in Russian and doing weird voodoo doll blessings and I wouldn't care or need to know what was going on. I'd just watch and smile and wait for a kiss and some clapping. As long as you become married I don't really care if I can hear it or understand it hahah. 

Senecaf

photokitty said:

Senecaf said:

I give zero fucks about ALL OF IT. F The little flower girl dress I'm still not done with. F the centerpieces I still haven't finished (started) F the flowers that are blooming too early F the truffles I have to make the week of F the dress and accessories. F the song list ALL OF IT.

When is your wedding? What are your centerpieces? I might be able to lend you some vases if you want to buy some cheap flowers to put in them...people at your wedding will give zero fucks about your centerpieces as well....you could totally skip them. =-D

Wedding is august 16. Centerpieces were going to be flowers in vases. Now I don't think I will have enough flowers. My grandma scored a bunch of vases for me at yard sales but they are all the type that pretty much require flowers. I would get an image but turns out that's I'm bad at google. images

theartistformerlyknownas

Senecaf said:

photokitty said:

Senecaf said:

I give zero fucks about ALL OF IT. F The little flower girl dress I'm still not done with. F the centerpieces I still haven't finished (started) F the flowers that are blooming too early F the truffles I have to make the week of F the dress and accessories. F the song list ALL OF IT.

When is your wedding? What are your centerpieces? I might be able to lend you some vases if you want to buy some cheap flowers to put in them...people at your wedding will give zero fucks about your centerpieces as well....you could totally skip them. =-D

Wedding is august 16. Centerpieces were going to be flowers in vases. Now I don't think I will have enough flowers. My grandma scored a bunch of vases for me at yard sales but they are all the type that pretty much require flowers. I would get an image but turns out that's I'm bad at google. images

Meh, just fill in whatever you need with Kroger/Trader Joe's flowers. Good enough.

pearlsofsteel

photokitty said:

Senecaf said:

I give zero fucks about ALL OF IT. F The little flower girl dress I'm still not done with. F the centerpieces I still haven't finished (started) F the flowers that are blooming too early F the truffles I have to make the week of F the dress and accessories. F the song list ALL OF IT.

When is your wedding? What are your centerpieces? I might be able to lend you some vases if you want to buy some cheap flowers to put in them...people at your wedding will give zero fucks about your centerpieces as well....you could totally skip them. =-D

Do your guests not take the centerpieces? In our culture, you will see every little old lady in attendance claim a centerpiece as soon as they get there (even if it isn't at their table, they'll go up to that table and be like MINE, PUTA!) and walk out the door with them at the end of the night!

Cookie Pusher

I honestly can't remember the last wedding I went to where people took the centerpieces....

lizandmark2014

I gave zero fucks about bridesmaid shoes, bridesmaid hair or make up. I did not care about chair covers or having a mic. ( I can't project my voice).
I did not care who was late, their loss.

theartistformerlyknownas

lizandmark2014 said:

I gave zero fucks about bridesmaid shoes, bridesmaid hair or make up. I did not care about chair covers or having a mic. ( I can't project my voice). I did not care who was late, their loss.

Yeah I never gave any fucks about those things.

arrippa

lolo883 said:

Senecaf said:

photokitty said:

Senecaf said:

I give zero fucks about ALL OF IT. F The little flower girl dress I'm still not done with. F the centerpieces I still haven't finished (started) F the flowers that are blooming too early F the truffles I have to make the week of F the dress and accessories. F the song list ALL OF IT.

When is your wedding? What are your centerpieces? I might be able to lend you some vases if you want to buy some cheap flowers to put in them...people at your wedding will give zero fucks about your centerpieces as well....you could totally skip them. =-D

Wedding is august 16. Centerpieces were going to be flowers in vases. Now I don't think I will have enough flowers. My grandma scored a bunch of vases for me at yard sales but they are all the type that pretty much require flowers. I would get an image but turns out that's I'm bad at google. images

Meh, just fill in whatever you need with Kroger/Trader Joe's flowers. Good enough.

I have actually thought about doing that.

mrsmorales2be

Once we decided to do what WE want, I give zero fucks about just about anything other than the fact that we're actually getting married.  The only exception is worrying about whether my priest will agree to let us move the wedding from Dec to Oct.  If he doesn't agree, FI and I have some tough decisions to make....and soon.