I just need to vent, guys!
This morning I get in my car and see a note on my windshield. I pluck it off and it says "Someone hit you! I got their licence plate number and I have their car picture on my cell phone. Call me!" so I get out and see that yeah, some asshat scraped my right quarter panel. I'm annoyed because I'm already late for an audit. So I get in the car, text the person to thank them for being an awesome person, and call FI.
FI reaches out to the witness who says that the woman swerved into me, so he immediately got out the celly and took a picture because "OH HELL NO!". FI thanks this guy so much, offers him a reward. Guy won't take it! Says he'll go to court if he has to. This woman will be punished!
So I do my audit and as I am driving home I see someone sideswipe a person on the highway the same way someone did it to me. They just tapped them. I couldnt get a pic because I was driving, but the car that was tapped immediately took off after the truck that did it. I call FI at a red light and tell him it is like the wild west out here today. FI tells me to get home ASAP.
Once home, FI comes out to help me get groceries I bought and the sky just opens up. It's horrible. I get inside and FI pours me a glass of wine and I start doing the rest of my work. When I'm done, I call my local collision center and ask what to do:
GOLD: Someone hit my LEGALLY parked car. I have a permit. I wasn't even in it! I have a witness.
GUY: Okay. This is classified as a hit and run. Can you come in to file a report?
GOLD: Ummmm...Gonna level with you. I had some wine and I don't want to break the law to tell you some chick broke the law. The damage is purely cosmetic, but I want them to have the crap scared out of them. They can't get away with this!
GUY: *Laughing* That's okay. You come in tomorrow and bring the note your witness wrote. We will investigate.
GOLD: I don't want to fix my car (I really dont... It isnt worth it to file a claim and I will fix it in my own sweet time) I just want this person to know that people are watching and they can't just hit people!
GUY: No worries! We will see you tomorrow.
He must have thought I was a lunatic.
The car, the rain, my period, stress. Today was the worst.
BUT I MUST AVENGE MY CAR!