TMI-Coconut Oil

larrygaga

lolo883 said:

...I keep going back to the article about the young lady who wound up with potatoes growing out of her nether regions. I really don't know that I could ever comfortably use something natural in that area for fear of going to the doctor with something not-a-baby growing up in there.

Growing a coconut up there would be rather uncomfortable.

OR WOULD IT???/

larrygaga

hellosweetie1015 said:

briscoe1031 said:

@smichek Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Dammit. I could have had that virtual high five! I don't get movie references much.

And YES @lolo883 that is EXACTLY WHY. What if it's cheap coconut oil and there's accidentally a SEED?! Nope no thank you I'd really rather not. (I realize this is entirely illogical. But for real, can you imagine having this conversation with your lady doc:

Patient: "Doc, I have a coconut growing in my vag. I need you to get it out."
Doctor: "...how did you...?"
Patient: "...the interweb said coconut oil was a good lube...?"
Doctor: *facepalm*

CAN YOU IMAGINE. I WOULD BE A TOMATO. A huge, human-sized, tomato-colored creature. It would be awful.)

I am tomato colored and it's not that bad

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826

PrincessOfHavoc said:

You don't need much for lube, it really doesn't get everywhere. Granted, we have bedroom coconut oil, my hair and moisturizer coconut oil and cooking coconut oil.

Please label all those bottle clearly.  Mixing them up would be a tad gross.

hellosweetie1015

larrygaga said:

hellosweetie1015 said:

briscoe1031 said:

@smichek Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Dammit. I could have had that virtual high five! I don't get movie references much.

And YES @lolo883 that is EXACTLY WHY. What if it's cheap coconut oil and there's accidentally a SEED?! Nope no thank you I'd really rather not. (I realize this is entirely illogical. But for real, can you imagine having this conversation with your lady doc:

Patient: "Doc, I have a coconut growing in my vag. I need you to get it out."
Doctor: "...how did you...?"
Patient: "...the interweb said coconut oil was a good lube...?"
Doctor: *facepalm*

CAN YOU IMAGINE. I WOULD BE A TOMATO. A huge, human-sized, tomato-colored creature. It would be awful.)

I am tomato colored and it's not that bad

Nah, I mean MUCH more tomato colored than you are. I mean:

Also, if you google tomato person, one of the suggestions google gives you is tomato personality test. Just saying.

mrs4everhart

OP, your friend is correct on all counts. Do be careful of staining light fabrics.