Eye patch for pink eye?

novella1186

ClimbingBrideNY said:

Sugargirl1019 said:

People keep coming in here and asking what happened. And he keeps saying his doctor told him to keep it on and not take it off. LIAR!

CALL HIM OUT! I'd even yell LIAR to his face This is so exciting. Please stir up some shit. "Everyone knows you're full of shit, so stop lying to us and take the eye patch off."

Eh. Contrary to how I might be on here, I'm not a shit stirrer at work. While it would be hilarious and awesome to call him out to his face, this is still someone that I have to work with every day. 

Yeah, especially since the owner seems to side with Faker. Lame. 

lovesclimbing

I had pink eye and I didn't do anything different from normal. Didn't even go to a doctor. I even still wore my contacts (supposedly, I'm not supposed to) because I hate glasses and I don't have a current pair either. (My most recent pair is the pair I was wearing when I first got contacts when I was 12.  And they're sitting at my parents house right now.)

So yea, an eye patch.  I'm side eyeing that.

larrygaga

lovesclimbingClimbingBrideNY are two different people. OMFG

arrippa

larrygaga said:

lovesclimbingClimbingBrideNY are two different people. OMFG

Ha! I had that realization not that long ago too.

climbingsingle

He is still wearing the motherfucking eye patch today. 

novella1186

ClimbingBrideNY said:

He is still wearing the motherfucking eye patch today. 

SIB

I would run up to him all concerned and be like "OMG my friend is an optometrist and says that wearing an eye patch for pink eye traps all the bacteria in there! Hurry, you need to take it off RIGHT NOW!" 

climbingsingle

I really want to pull it back from his head and let it smack back onto his face. 

lurkergirl

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I really want to pull it back from his head and let it smack back onto his face. 

Wait, so it's a pirate patch, not even a medical one?  What. A. LOSER!!!

climbingsingle

Yes, it looks like an eye patch you'd wear with a pirate costume. 

novella1186

ClimbingBrideNY said:

Yes, it looks like an eye patch you'd wear with a pirate costume. 

This just gets better and better! 

beethery

What a dick. Just start low-key singing the spongebob theme song whenever you're around him. Sing it in the pirate style though.

climbingsingle

I might go out lunch time and buy us all eye patches. 

lurkergirl

I think you should just subtly incorporate pirate speak into conversation, i.e. "How aRRRe you feeling today?" 

novella1186

lurkergirl said:

I think you should just subtly incorporate pirate speak into conversation, i.e. "How aRRRe you  ye feeling today?" 

FTFY