FWP (first world problems)

lurkergirl

raissyrais said:

I don't understand why my damn knickers are being half swallowed by my butt crack. Bitches are not even a thong.

Well, duh, it's because they aren't a thong.  Avoiding massing wedgies is my number one reason for wearing only wearing thongs.  It's all going to end up there anyway; I'd rather have a thin strip of fabric than a massive granny-panty wedgie.

jenna8984

lurkergirl said:

raissyrais said:

I don't understand why my damn knickers are being half swallowed by my butt crack. Bitches are not even a thong.

Well, duh, it's because they aren't a thong.  Avoiding massing wedgies is my number one reason for wearing only wearing thongs.  It's all going to end up there anyway; I'd rather have a thin strip of fabric than a massive granny-panty wedgie.

I just cannot get down with thongs! I have never gotten a wedgie from normal undies. 

jenna8984

@lolo883 I knew I'd be a fatty tonight with dinner and I didn't want the same brie predicament so I am bringing it to work for breakfast. I'm a problem solver. 

theartistformerlyknownas

jenna8984 said:

@lolo883 I knew I'd be a fatty tonight with dinner and I didn't want the same brie predicament so I am bringing it to work for breakfast. I'm a problem solver. 

Great strategy.

flyingfoxes

raissyrais said:

I don't understand why my damn knickers are being half swallowed by my butt crack. Bitches are not even a thong.

I wear THESE - silicone lining in the leg holes so they stick to my legs and don't ride up.  

Ugh - I ordered a few things from Kohl's to spend my Kohl's cash - a sweater, a pair of leggings, a shirt, and a pair of pajama pants.  I got the shirt and the pajama pants, but they shipped everything separate and I didn't get the leggings or the sweater, even though UPS says they left it on our porch.  I only spent $28 after Kohl's cash on all this stuff....but I still want my other things!  I emailed them to see what they can do.  

flutteringinfl

I forgot to bring a plastic baggie to hold my loose-leaf tea canister once it's done steeping in my Teavana tea mug. So I had to consolidate the over-the-counters I keep in my purse.

ashley8918

Ugh, I have a new one. I forgot to make the turn that would take me 5 miles out of my way to Starbucks and NOW IT IS TOO LATE. You guys, I have no choice but to drink free work coffee.

emmaaa

The lady I'm using for the cake can only make a cake to serve 160 because the bigger pans won't fit in her oven so now I have to have a kitchen cake for the extra 40 servings.

lacqueredlover

I got in a fight this morning over non-fat milk at Starbucks.  Literally.  this happened.  WTF haha.

ShesSoCold

This morning my car wanted gas so it refused to remote start.:( 

lurkergirl

ShesSoCold said:

This morning my car wanted gas so it refused to remote start.:( 

Oh no, did you have to get in a cold car or walk outside in the cold to start it and wait for it to warm up?  I'm so sorry!

luckya23

Winter apparently took me by surprise, so I had to use REGULAR road salt instead of the pet safe kind on my front stairs.

I went to wash my dog's sheets and opened a new kind of laundry detergent that smells like kitty litter! Yuck!

I just discovered some concert tix SO supposedly wants, and even though the thing is in March, there are only crappy seats left at the back of the balcony, so now my choice is last row towards the middle or 5 rows closer at the extreme side.  Of course I only want end seats because I hate being stuck in the center.

ShesSoCold

lurkergirl said:

ShesSoCold said:

This morning my car wanted gas so it refused to remote start.:( 

Oh no, did you have to get in a cold car or walk outside in the cold to start it and wait for it to warm up?  I'm so sorry!

I had to get into a cold car. Then I had to put gas in it. What a terrible day. 

lurkergirl

ShesSoCold said:

lurkergirl said:

ShesSoCold said:

This morning my car wanted gas so it refused to remote start.:( 

Oh no, did you have to get in a cold car or walk outside in the cold to start it and wait for it to warm up?  I'm so sorry!

I had to get into a cold car. Then I had to put gas in it. What a terrible day. 

Ugh, that sounds awful.  I hate the cold.  And stopping at the gas station in the morning.

@luckya23 you could be really first world-y about it and check stubhub.  You'll pay a pretty penny, but they probably have better seats (they're probably the reason no good ones are available.  Bastards.)

jenna8984

ShesSoCold said:

lurkergirl said:

ShesSoCold said:

This morning my car wanted gas so it refused to remote start.:( 

Oh no, did you have to get in a cold car or walk outside in the cold to start it and wait for it to warm up?  I'm so sorry!

I had to get into a cold car. Then I had to put gas in it. What a terrible day. 

I park in our 1 car garage so I don't have to heat my car up. Well DH said he would take my car today because the roads are very icy and his is safer for me to drive. So even though I got the safe car with the heated seats, I had to scrape a sheet of ice off of it and my hands were frozen. Boohoo!

luckya23

Thanks @lurkergirl, but I already feel robbed enough!

$200 to see ZZ Top in Kingston, NY??????

 

ShesSoCold

luckya23 said:

Thanks @lurkergirl, but I already feel robbed enough!

$200 to see ZZ Top in Kingston, NY??????

 

Ooh that's a lot. We've seen ZZ Top a few times and they don't exactly put on a very entertaining show. 

levioosa

People keep asking me what I want for Christmas and I have no clue.  FWP, for sure.

Inkdancer

I finally got my desk set up in my home office, but I have to use a kitchen chair with no cushion to sit in. It makes my butt hurt.

I am literally butthurt.

lyndausvi

Inkdancer said:

I finally got my desk set up in my home office, but I have to use a kitchen chair with no cushion to sit in. It makes my butt hurt.

I am literally butthurt.

I sat like that for a year.  then we moved here and I have a real office with a real cushy leather desk chair with a high back.

I will never go back.

Anyway, do you have a pillow or towel you can sit on?

theycallmelinz

lacqueredlover said:

I got in a fight this morning over non-fat milk at Starbucks.  Literally.  this happened.  WTF haha.

I need to hear this story. 

My FWP is that I don't like my job. I don't make enough money, and I don't like the population I'm working with. And my boss is making me follow up with a client that I don't want to see.

And my eye itches this morning but I don't want to touch it and mess up my makeup.

And I'm not important enough to have an assistant that will do all my paperwork for me that's due today. Waaahhhhhhhhhhh

beachyone15

jenna8984 said:

lyndausvi said:

Concert tickets going on sale in December is just stupid.  Don't they know we have other financial obligations?      

I was going to get Kenny Chesney yesterday, but he comes on a Saturday in August.  Prime work time for DH.  Plus it's in Denver which requires an overnight stay.   We will just suck it up and buy them from StubHub or something once we see if he can get the night off.

Seriously!! I don't understand why they go on sale so early. Aaron Lewis is in February so that's understandable but Foo Fighters at Fenway Park is not until mid July! 

I'm so jealous! My all-time favorite band and I have yet to see a Texas date

charlottesmom0626

lyndausvi said:

Concert tickets going on sale in December is just stupid.  Don't they know we have other financial obligations?      

I was going to get Kenny Chesney yesterday, but he comes on a Saturday in August.  Prime work time for DH.  Plus it's in Denver which requires an overnight stay.   We will just suck it up and buy them from StubHub or something once we see if he can get the night off.

I got my Kenny tickets!!!
how about Garth who's coming in February but ticket sales dont open for three more days. #WHY

Inkdancer

lyndausvi said:

Inkdancer said:

I finally got my desk set up in my home office, but I have to use a kitchen chair with no cushion to sit in. It makes my butt hurt.

I am literally butthurt.

I sat like that for a year.  then we moved here and I have a real office with a real cushy leather desk chair with a high back.

I will never go back.

Anyway, do you have a pillow or towel you can sit on?

I'm sitting on my memory foam pillow that I usually use in bed, but it is not helping very much. Chubby as I am, I don't have a well-padded butt.

Cookie Pusher

Inkdancer said:

I finally got my desk set up in my home office, but I have to use a kitchen chair with no cushion to sit in. It makes my butt hurt.

I am literally butthurt.

I feel your pain. I have a super cushy desk chair, but my butt STILL hurts if I sit more than a few minutes since I have such a flat bottom.

chibiyui

The bulb in my scentsy warmer keeps blowing out. In like, days. It used to last MONTHS. The fuck?

thisismynickname2

I got a new vacuum cleaner to replace one that's 7 or 8 years old, and realized I've been living in filth. Filth, I tell you! (I used the new one a few hours after using the old one and... dang.)  And now I have to carry my old vacuum and my old hard-floor-only vacuum down to the dumpster behind our building. And it's cold and rainy and yucky and I'll probably have 3 vacuums taking up precious space for a week. Wahhhhhhhh.   

DaniBites

I ordered prosecco and sparkling red wine and it hasn't shipped yet

I feel like the little green guy from the mucinex commercial is dancing in my nasal cavities and I'm out of  pear cognac to spike my tea with

I got my birth control shot yesterday and it feels like someone punched me in the arm

Wahhhmbulance

teddygirl9

This was the other day, but I ran out of icecream and it was cold out so I didn't want to drive to get more =\

teddygirl9

lacqueredlover said:

I got in a fight this morning over non-fat milk at Starbucks.  Literally.  this happened.  WTF haha.

This is what happens in Canada when you disagree with someone at a coffee shop...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/man-tosses-snake-behind-tim-hortons-counter-over-diced-onion-dispute-1.2864389