Spectacularly dumb restaurant customers

Cookie Pusher

pinkrevenge said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

velvethelicopters said:

Forgot one! Local thing is the annual Testicle Festival. Some guy wanted to know a) what was being served and b) was it vegan. The event is called Testicle Festival, what do you think is being served? This is cattle country. For every glossy SUV crossover in the parking area, there's 25 mud coated working trucks. That word you used is slanderous. Any beating would be justified to remove your ability to pollute the gene pool.

*Gag*

You should do a version overseas right next to the schlong restaurant.

There are just certain parts of an animal you shouldn't eat. . . including any organ that is essentially a filter.

You are just wrong on this one. It's okay, I'll have your portions.

Let's share them. I love me some kidneys. Of course, there aren't many animal parts I haven't eaten and enjoyed.

Having a family that has owned restaurants for decades, I've seen and heard some ridiculous things. I can't even talk about most of them because they just make me either laugh so hard that I think I'm going to pee my pants or make me so ragey that I'm going to stab things.

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PrettyGirlLost

pinkrevenge said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

Ew Good Lord you want to eat gonads on my behalf?!

God Bless you, child!!!!

Know that I am typing this with a completely straight face.

I will happily put your balls in my mouth.

Cookie Pusher

pinkrevenge said:

PrettyGirlLost said:

Ew Good Lord you want to eat gonads on my behalf?!

God Bless you, child!!!!

Know that I am typing this with a completely straight face.

I will happily put your balls in my mouth.

Viczaesar

beethery said:

Oh god, ranch and tips.

You might as well be putting shit in a chalk pentagram to summon that loon-ass broad who has a google alert out for that shit. I can't remember if she ended up getting banned or not. Going to have to look that up.

Springs!  She's like Beetlejuice, you can't say her name too many times or she will appear!

lovesclimbing

beethery said:

Oh god, ranch and tips.

You might as well be putting shit in a chalk pentagram to summon that loon-ass broad who has a google alert out for that shit. I can't remember if she ended up getting banned or not. Going to have to look that up.

---boxes-----

She got banned for calling people stupid. It took several days though of her calling multiple people stupid and idiots who disagreed with her.

beethery

lovesclimbing said:

Oh god, ranch and tips.

You might as well be putting shit in a chalk pentagram to summon that loon-ass broad who has a google alert out for that shit. I can't remember if she ended up getting banned or not. Going to have to look that up.

---boxes----- She got banned for calling people stupid. It took several days though of her calling multiple people stupid and idiots who disagreed with her.

I couldn't remember if she was banned or not lol

bride2b71614

Wait, @beethery‌ the ranch dressing tip debacle shitshow thread?! If I recall correctly the poster joined the knot for the sole purpose of enlightening us with her BSC reasoning on how she was "wronged" after a waitress didn't bring ranch dressing (which didnt even come with the order) along with her chicken strips. She called us stupid, ignorant and was adamant about refusing to tip servers who take advantage of unsuspecting coustomers when they do not provide ranch dressing with orders. I wonder if she still updates her blog...

beethery

bride2b71614 said:

Wait, @beethery‌ the ranch dressing tip debacle shitshow thread?! If I recall correctly the poster joined the knot for the sole purpose of enlightening us with her BSC reasoning on how she was "wronged" after a waitress didn't bring ranch dressing (which didnt even come with the order) along with her chicken strips. She called us stupid, ignorant and was adamant about refusing to tip servers who take advantage of unsuspecting coustomers when they do not provide ranch dressing with orders. I wonder if she still updates her blog...

She does it fucking EVERYWHERE, it's so weird! She is the Jashley of terrible customer-ness.

anemone137.defunct635825918192908843

Ok, so I have to share this one: I had recently moved to a pretty small town and I had a group of somewhat friends that would get together for dinner once a week at a local bar.  A new bar opened, so we went there to give it a try. 

One of the locals in the group ordered the Seared Ahi Tuna Salad (you know: sesame-crusted tuna seared to yummy perfection on a bed of greens...).  When her dinner arrived, there was just no convincing her that that was what she had ordered.  Tuna salad, of course, is cooked, canned, and slathered in mayo.  She'd never heard of "seared tuna" and there was no convincing her that it was a thing.  She yelled at the waitress and at the owner for giving her disgusting raw fish.  "This isn't even cooked!" 

They finally brought her some frigging tuna salad on a chunk of Wonder Bread.  She was gloating for months about how she had had to school the bar owner. Hell, she's probably swigging white Zin and gloating right now.  -_-