So I think I almost got assaulted or kidnapped over my hair color today

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beethery

pinkrevenge said:

I had a creepy work dude (I've had a couple, I'll post one).
I worked in a textbook store, and it was book rush. This dude was in my department just staring. I smiled, asked if he needed help, he said no, I smiled and told him to let me know if he did. You know, like someone who is working.
He came back a day after that to stare some more, and then finally on the third day he approached me, and immediately started with how I was a princess or some shit. Or lord. So I gave an awkward laugh and said "No, no I'm really not. Ask my husband, I'm actually a huge bitch" - you know, warning that I was taken, not interested, and actually mean and not to be worshiped. He immediately started frowning and said "If I was your man, I would never call you a bitch". I said "My husband didn't call me a bitch. I did. Right now. Because it's true, and I'm very comfortable with that."
He spent the next TWENTY MINUTES waxing poetic about how great I was, how nice girls shouldn't be with jerks (yes, that kind of guy), how women shouldn't belittle themselves because men make them feel inferior (way to not even listen to me). For the first five minutes I tried to correct him, but as he clearly wasn't listening, I just stopped paying attention. He then tells me he's a nerd, so I try a diversion; "Oh really? Have you read this? You should go down to the comic shop and pick it up, like right now" HINT HINT MOTHERFUCKER. He says oh, he doesn't read or play games or any of that stuff. Wow. So what the fuck do you do all day, because it's obviously not hanging it out with people and developing social skills. I tell him he should, and I need to work in the back now (I don't, but fuck him). He then asks if we can get coffee. WHAT?!

I just stared at him. Finally I bit out "I am a married woman. What do you think would happen. You just told me we have nothing in common, we would have nothing to talk about, and it can never ever be a date because I'm off the market, dude. Where do you see this going?" And he still sat there with this shit-eating grin like "Uh-huh, so can I have your number?"

What a fucking weirdo.

Taking too many notes from this piece of shit:

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HaileyDancingbear

pinkrevenge said:

I had a creepy work dude (I've had a couple, I'll post one).
I worked in a textbook store, and it was book rush. This dude was in my department just staring. I smiled, asked if he needed help, he said no, I smiled and told him to let me know if he did. You know, like someone who is working.
He came back a day after that to stare some more, and then finally on the third day he approached me, and immediately started with how I was a princess or some shit. Or lord. So I gave an awkward laugh and said "No, no I'm really not. Ask my husband, I'm actually a huge bitch" - you know, warning that I was taken, not interested, and actually mean and not to be worshiped. He immediately started frowning and said "If I was your man, I would never call you a bitch". I said "My husband didn't call me a bitch. I did. Right now. Because it's true, and I'm very comfortable with that."
He spent the next TWENTY MINUTES waxing poetic about how great I was, how nice girls shouldn't be with jerks (yes, that kind of guy), how women shouldn't belittle themselves because men make them feel inferior (way to not even listen to me). For the first five minutes I tried to correct him, but as he clearly wasn't listening, I just stopped paying attention. He then tells me he's a nerd, so I try a diversion; "Oh really? Have you read this? You should go down to the comic shop and pick it up, like right now" HINT HINT MOTHERFUCKER. He says oh, he doesn't read or play games or any of that stuff. Wow. So what the fuck do you do all day, because it's obviously not hanging it out with people and developing social skills. I tell him he should, and I need to work in the back now (I don't, but fuck him). He then asks if we can get coffee. WHAT?!

I just stared at him. Finally I bit out "I am a married woman. What do you think would happen. You just told me we have nothing in common, we would have nothing to talk about, and it can never ever be a date because I'm off the market, dude. Where do you see this going?" And he still sat there with this shit-eating grin like "Uh-huh, so can I have your number?"

What a fucking weirdo.

And then these same guys go around bitching and moaning about how mean women are to them, which fuels other "nice nerdy guys" to bitch as well about how women are so mean to them and don't want anything to do with them, and it's totally women's fault that they have to get so mean.  Totally has nothing to do with the fact that if you even think of treating them with any human decency at all they take that as you confessing your love to them and will harass you relentlessly. You pretty much have to tell them to fuck themselves and then light them on fire for them to realize you're actually not interested.  

And some will still come back later with a box of matches saying they're totally into that fire fetish thing you have going on.