Can I get an AMEN?

theartistformerlyknownas

Dearest Miley, the best way to prove that you're a grown-up is by showing that you've learned how to spell. We don't care how often you show your ladybits. Love, the world.

<NSFW depending on your work. mostly covered up but don't let your boss look over your shoulder.>

http://www.styleite.com/news/this-is-the-only-concerning-thing-about-miley-cyrus-full-frontal-v-photos/

JennyColada

Everyone know that girls can be either smart or attractive. Pick one and stick with it. Duh.

levioosa

Link is NSFW, btw.

theartistformerlyknownas

levioosa said:

Link is NSFW, btw.

Oh yeah sorry. I forget.

KatieinBkln

God. Can't look at this at work, but want. To. See. Spelling error!

levioosa

KatieinBkln said:

God. Can't look at this at work, but want. To. See. Spelling error!

It's more like ten spelling errors. 

ETA: I feel like I need some kind of cipher to read it. 

lurkergirl

levioosa said:

KatieinBkln said:

God. Can't look at this at work, but want. To. See. Spelling error!

It's more like ten spelling errors. 

Itzzzz beYONDDDDDD spellingggg eeerrrrrrrrrrr, Y'ALL!  GIT IT GURL!

theartistformerlyknownas

The text for you, @KatieinBkln

In case you woke up this morning and wondered why a soapy Miley Cyrus was all over your Twitter feed, it’s not the apocalypse. She just posed nude again for V magazine, this time via a series of polaroids taken on the road of her recent Bangerz tour. The mostly NSFW snaps were taken by her friend and personal assistant Cheyne Thomas.

In essence, there isn’t much difference between Miley’s photos and the recent full-frontal of Kim Kardasahian in Paper magazine. (Actually the second shoot was more problematic, but for different reasons.) Both women are over the age of 21 and have a history of not being camera-shy. But it sucks that basically all of the Miley hate is directed at her body — whether it’s that she looks “prepubescent,” needs to eat a sandwich, or has breasts like flat pancakes. It’s also mostly coming from people who are A-OK with having a nearly naked Kate Upton — who is exactly the same age as Miley — on their computer screens.

There is something wrong with these photos. But it’s not Miley’s body — it’s her increasingly liberal approach to spelling and grammar.

“#DiaryOfADirtyHippie order yurrr copy nowwww cumzzzz w ol school pull out postahhhh photography by @cheythom f-k yaaaas weez a bunch of happy hippies over hurrrr! Muah Vfam!”

Yes, that is the real caption accompanying Cyrus’ NSFW Instasnap of the spread (which the Instaprudes have now obviously taken down.) As someone will a similar body shape to Miley’s I think it’s great she’s proving that being a woman doesn’t mean having massive boobs but keeping them covered up. As lame as it sounds, she really is challenging perceptions of how young women should look and behave. But girl, get your grammar in check. No one ever moved feminism forward by spelling “poster” with four H’s.

Miley’s not stupid. She knows the difference between “your,” “you’re,” and “yurrr.” But I can’t help feeling like her #dirtyhippie art persona is sabotaging what’s actually a good thing. Why are you making it so hard for us to love you?

princessleia22

“#DiaryOfADirtyHippie order yurrr copy nowwww cumzzzz w ol school pull out postahhhh photography by @cheythom f-k yaaaas weez a bunch of happy hippies over hurrrr! Muah Vfam!”

"Errrrrthangggg buahhhh muahhhhh!!!!!"

pinkcow13

Ugh....

princessleia22

Umm... How can people tolerate writing like that?

Cookie Pusher

I want to take a red pen and CORRECT ALL THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!!

beethery

I just... ugh. Be naked all you want, go right ahead. I'm cool with it. Profit off it if you want to as well, I'm definitely cool with it.

DON'T BE AN IDIOT, REGARDLESS OF HOW CLOTHED/UNCLOTHED YOU ARE. YOU CAN STILL SPELL WHILE YOU'RE NAKED. READING IS IMPORTANT, AS IS SPELLING. WORDS CAN BE USED CORRECTLY. COMPREHENSIVE SENTENCES ARE A GOOD THING.

KatieinBkln

Thanks, @lolo883! 

And I can barely decipher all the things in that "caption." At least, I think I deciphered them all. I don't know.

And thumbs up to the author. People might argue that publishing nudes of yourself means you open yourself up to body criticism, but I am not one of those people.

I am, however, opposed to deliberately bad spelling and grammar. I'm one of those people for sure.

beethery

Liatris2010

What is she trying to communicate? Is she selling a poster? Does she know what hippies are? So confused.

KatieinBkln

Liatris2010 said:

What is she trying to communicate? Is she selling a poster? Does she know what hippies are? So confused.

And how exactly is she "dirty" if she's covered in soap? 

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

theartistformerlyknownas

KatieinBkln said:

Liatris2010 said:

What is she trying to communicate? Is she selling a poster? Does she know what hippies are? So confused.

And how exactly is she "dirty" if she's covered in soap? 

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

/dead

climbingsingle

Ugh. I so badly want to like her, but the spelling/word nonsense it just too much. 

lurkergirl

I prefer @mileybangerz She's funny and uses proper spelling and grammar.

KatieinBkln

lurkergirl said:

I prefer @mileybangerz She's funny and uses proper spelling and grammar.

OMG, come out @mileybangerz, and explain "yourself"!

larrygaga

JennyColada said:

Everyone know that girls can be either smart or attractive. Pick one and stick with it. Duh.

I must be a man because I'm both and I have a great personality!


I thnk Miley shud just do her n dont listen 2 da haterz

southernbelle0915

Liatris2010 said:

What is she trying to communicate? Is she selling a poster? Does she know what hippies are? So confused.

LOL!! This exactly.

lovegood90

Wow, I'm cringing. I don't know what's worse, the spelling or the facial expressions? I don't get the world anymore.

VulgarGirl

I...I don't understand what is happening. 

I actually kind of like Miley. Some of her songs are likeable. And yeah, she's a party girl. I was too at her age. Hell the shit I did at her age, bitch ain't got nothing on me. But when trying to convey my point I did, you know, use actual words. 

mileybangerz

wasssssssssssssssssupppppppp, bitchezzzzzzzz

amelisha

Miley Cyrus amuses me. All her little stunts are kind of adorable and remind me of some of my friends in our younger years.

I think she'll grow up a little eventually, and I hope when she does that she'll retain enough of that rebelliousness to make her slightly more interesting than the cookie-cutter Ariana-Grande-types of the pop music scene. I'm so over that breathy-kitten garbage.

I say all this but must note that her music is NOT my style. I think it's objectively terrible and her voice drives me up the wall. But still. As a human being she makes me laugh a little.