I split my pants this morning.

plainjane0415

I have done this too many times to count hahaha.. If it's a pair I really like and can't part with, I'm a big fan of patching them up. Even if it does look a little weird.

@maeday2 I'm so sorry to hear about your sister!  Hope she's ok.

climbingsingle

@plainjane0415 your sig gif is mesmerizing. 

plainjane0415

climbingwife said:

@plainjane0415 your sig gif is mesmerizing. 

haha I keep hearing this!  Fredrick... Love him.

DaniBites

I used to split my pants on the regular until I discovered jeans designed to flatter your butt.  I think they're sewn differently than regular jeans and have more material back there.

My mornings going great, FSIL just ordered her bridesmaid dress and I can't wait to see how pretty she's gonna look in it  

doeydo

I've ripped my pants  before, too, particularly the thigh seam in pair of jeggings.  I also ripped the crotch of some pajama pants when I was a kid and didn't notice, so I was flashing my junk to everyone while sitting cross legged.  So, yeah, you're not alone.

As for how my day is going so far, it's alright.  I should go through some stuff and throw out what I don't need.

morewineplease

climbingwife said:

Also, I love AE jeans, but this is like the 3rd time I've ripped their pants. 

I was ripping paints a lot lately but some of it has to do with not buy new stuff in a while.

I recently found the White House Black Market jeans. They are not cheap but they fit curves well.

pinkcow13

A couple of months ago, I was pulling up a pair of jeans I used to looooove. I was doing the whole pulling and jumping up and down thing to get them on when I heard and felt a very loud rip. That was fun....

My morning is okay. I didn't sleep very well, so I'm kinda tired today. 

ashley8918

So, even though I already knew what was going down in this thread, I just read the title as "I shit my pants this morning" and got REALLY sad for you.

climbingsingle

ashley8918 said:

So, even though I already knew what was going down in this thread, I just read the title as "I shit my pants this morning" and got REALLY sad for you.

That defintiely would have been a worse morning. 

NowIamMrsKlein

I split my pants at the gym. Was getting changed back into my work clothes, bent over to grab my shirt and disaster. 

I kept calm because Hey, I was at the gym! I had my gym pants! Except no. I was wearing my tiny gym shorts because they had been having A/C issues all week.

I had a 30 minute commute on public transit, plus a 8 minute walk to my car and 15 minute drive home. In tiny gym shorts. Mid January, Northern Canada. -33C.

It was pretty much the worst.

LadyMillil

I've never ripped my pants but add me to the list of ladies who bled through their pants in high school. Normally I'm at work at this time but DH has night class tonight so I'm working 12-9 instead of 8-5 so I just got up.

climbingsingle

SoontobeMrsKlein said:

I split my pants at the gym. Was getting changed back into my work clothes, bent over to grab my shirt and disaster. 

I kept calm because Hey, I was at the gym! I had my gym pants! Except no. I was wearing my tiny gym shorts because they had been having A/C issues all week.

I had a 30 minute commute on public transit, plus a 8 minute walk to my car and 15 minute drive home. In tiny gym shorts. Mid January, Northern Canada. -33C.

It was pretty much the worst.

That's terrible! 

ohannabelle

I split my pants at home, in front of my kids, and my charming son yells: Oh my God, your ass is trying to escape!

Sigh. 

I've given up having a favorite brand of jeans. The minute I find one I love, it seems like the manufacturer changes or discontinues them. 

Calvin Klein had a great skinny jean for a while that I loved because it wasn't too skinny. Too skinny and I look like I'm crammed into denim sausage casings, which isn't flattering. It was cut with just enough ease that I didn't get that inverted triangle look. 

Of course, no longer to be found.

I hate hate hate wandering through oceans of jeans trying to find the one pair that really look and feel good, and the waist falls in the right place, not too low or not mom jeans high. And then you finally choose, but there just no real way of being sure what they'll do after that. They either shrink or lose their shape or do something stupid. One pair I bought got this weird bulgy sag in the crotch after a couple of hours. I called them my penis pants, because honest to God, there should not be a weird bulge there unless there's a reason.

They are paint pants now. 

Jeans shopping sucks. 

loveislouder

I got called a bridezilla today by FI's aunt because I refuse to make my girls wear matching shoes. I actually cried because being called a bridezilla is worse than someone calling me any other name because I specifically strive to NOT be one.

sophhabobopha

AE jeans always rip ):<

sophhabobopha

ohannabelle said:

I split my pants at home, in front of my kids, and my charming son yells: Oh my God, your ass is trying to escape!

Sigh. 

I've given up having a favorite brand of jeans. The minute I find one I love, it seems like the manufacturer changes or discontinues them. 

Calvin Klein had a great skinny jean for a while that I loved because it wasn't too skinny. Too skinny and I look like I'm crammed into denim sausage casings, which isn't flattering. It was cut with just enough ease that I didn't get that inverted triangle look. 

Of course, no longer to be found.

I hate hate hate wandering through oceans of jeans trying to find the one pair that really look and feel good, and the waist falls in the right place, not too low or not mom jeans high. And then you finally choose, but there just no real way of being sure what they'll do after that. They either shrink or lose their shape or do something stupid. One pair I bought got this weird bulgy sag in the crotch after a couple of hours. I called them my penis pants, because honest to God, there should not be a weird bulge there unless there's a reason.

They are paint pants now. 

Jeans shopping sucks. 

I love your son.

jenna8984

@maeday2 any update on your sister?

maeday2

jenna8984 said:

@maeday2 any update on your sister?

She's OK! 

Luckily she works at a hospital, so she wasn't far from the ER to get checked out. Her neuro tests came back fine, but the X-rays showed her back is messed up. She got some good drugs, and will be giving her chiropractor more business in the near future after she heals up. 

Thanks for checking, @jenna8984! 

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sophhabobopha said:

ohannabelle said:

I split my pants at home, in front of my kids, and my charming son yells: Oh my God, your ass is trying to escape!

Sigh. 

I've given up having a favorite brand of jeans. The minute I find one I love, it seems like the manufacturer changes or discontinues them. 

Calvin Klein had a great skinny jean for a while that I loved because it wasn't too skinny. Too skinny and I look like I'm crammed into denim sausage casings, which isn't flattering. It was cut with just enough ease that I didn't get that inverted triangle look. 

Of course, no longer to be found.

I hate hate hate wandering through oceans of jeans trying to find the one pair that really look and feel good, and the waist falls in the right place, not too low or not mom jeans high. And then you finally choose, but there just no real way of being sure what they'll do after that. They either shrink or lose their shape or do something stupid. One pair I bought got this weird bulgy sag in the crotch after a couple of hours. I called them my penis pants, because honest to God, there should not be a weird bulge there unless there's a reason.

They are paint pants now. 

Jeans shopping sucks. 

I love your son.

See, that made me wonder what people think is so wonderful about children.  Different strokes I guess...

sophhabobopha

FeeleyToBe said:

sophhabobopha said:

ohannabelle said:

I split my pants at home, in front of my kids, and my charming son yells: Oh my God, your ass is trying to escape!

Sigh. 

I've given up having a favorite brand of jeans. The minute I find one I love, it seems like the manufacturer changes or discontinues them. 

Calvin Klein had a great skinny jean for a while that I loved because it wasn't too skinny. Too skinny and I look like I'm crammed into denim sausage casings, which isn't flattering. It was cut with just enough ease that I didn't get that inverted triangle look. 

Of course, no longer to be found.

I hate hate hate wandering through oceans of jeans trying to find the one pair that really look and feel good, and the waist falls in the right place, not too low or not mom jeans high. And then you finally choose, but there just no real way of being sure what they'll do after that. They either shrink or lose their shape or do something stupid. One pair I bought got this weird bulgy sag in the crotch after a couple of hours. I called them my penis pants, because honest to God, there should not be a weird bulge there unless there's a reason.

They are paint pants now. 

Jeans shopping sucks. 

I love your son.

See, that made me wonder what people think is so wonderful about children.  Different strokes I guess...

Hahaha. I just think that kind of shit is so funny.

A boy in my preschool class said,"Oh Miss Sophie. You're not married because nobody wants to marry you."

teddygirl9

SO did that the other day... at work...with customers...

 

I had to go bring him new pants when they left LOL. Poor guy. We're trying to diet, and its not going well.

hellohkb

Oh nooooo! At least it was at home =/

ohannabelle

FeeleyToBe said: sophhabobopha said: ohannabelle said: I split my pants at home, in front of my kids, and my charming son yells: Oh my God, your ass is trying to escape!
Sigh. 
I've given up having a favorite brand of jeans. The minute I find one I love, it seems like the manufacturer changes or discontinues them. Calvin Klein had a great skinny jean for a while that I loved because it wasn't too skinny. Too skinny and I look like I'm crammed into denim sausage casings, which isn't flattering. It was cut with just enough ease that I didn't get that inverted triangle look. Of course, no longer to be found.
I hate hate hate wandering through oceans of jeans trying to find the one pair that really look and feel good, and the waist falls in the right place, not too low or not mom jeans high. And then you finally choose, but there just no real way of being sure what they'll do after that. They either shrink or lose their shape or do something stupid. One pair I bought got this weird bulgy sag in the crotch after a couple of hours. I called them my penis pants, because honest to God, there should not be a weird bulge there unless there's a reason.They are paint pants now. Jeans shopping sucks. 
I love your son.

See, that made me wonder what people think is so wonderful about children.  Different strokes I guess...



SIB

Yes, they are truly non wonderful human beings. Because how in the name of all that's holy, could someone actually joke about somebody's pants splitting? Only a child could fail to see the true gravity of the moment.

I keep waiting for them to grow up and realize that life isn't funny, but for some creepy kid reason they think laughing is good. 

Why, why, didn't I just buy goldfish?

ETA: whoa. Weird formatting. All boxes disappeared!