My H is being super unsupportive of me, and won't unpack all my shoes for me. He's trying to claim he should get HALF of the hall closet space. What should I do?
I have been a complete piece of shit and haven't hired a photographer OR a band for my August wedding. How can I most effectively blame my mother, sister/MOH, and/or friends for being "unsupportive" by not offering to do it for me?
My wedding is in approximately two weeks but for some ridiculous reason, my job still expects me to work! What should I do? How can I explain to my coworkers that yes, I really need this paycheck, but I just have more important things going on right now? I'm thinking I need a way to explain politely that that I'm just too busy.
Sincerely,
Working for the Wedding
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."
My H is being super unsupportive of me, and won't unpack all my shoes for me. He's trying to claim he should get HALF of the hall closet space. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Shoeless in the Suburbs
Dear Shoeless,
Your husband is being a callous fool. Anyone who has ever watched HGTV's House Hunters knows that the entire walk-in closet is for the lady of the house, and the man has to go find his own space, perhaps in his mancave. If your husband does not have a mancave, he can go outside and do his manly duty of yard work, then assemble himself a mudhut with the leftover dirt pile.
I find the tone of this post to be attacking towards Lolo's H. She is just venting about her husband. You should have just told her everything was fine and if it wasn't find to take another valum until it was fine.
My wedding is in approximately two weeks but for some ridiculous reason, my job still expects me to work! What should I do? How can I explain to my coworkers that yes, I really need this paycheck, but I just have more important things going on right now? I'm thinking I need a way to explain politely that that I'm just too busy.
I actually find a guy I like but he's short. Like, 2 inches shorter than me short. Like, I had to bend down to kiss him. And now I feel shallow but I wanna be BFF's with him and not make out with him. I'm a monster. What should I do?
Sometimes when I leave my dog in his crate for too long, he wets the bed. I'm tired of cleaning it up. What should I do - leave him outside all day, or tie a rubber band around his wee willy winky?
I'm already married but there is one wedding picture that was totally ruined by one of my BM's. She had the nerve to blink right when the photog was taking the picture! I am really mad and I feel like she did it on purpose.
Would it be ridiculous if I just did it all over again and requested my bridesmaid's to tape their eyes open? I'M DOING THIS!!!!! How should I word it to them?
My fiance is trying to take over my wedding! (We're having a do-over because the first one was just not up to par.) He's insisting that we invite his cousins, when we all know that my second cousins HAVE to be invited and that just doesn't leave room for his cousins. He also wants to wear a BO-RING normal black suit, when I've told him repeatedly that the guys will be wearing sky blue to match my eyes. How do I get him to back off?
FI and I only have the budget to host 50 people, problem is my vision has always been a 400 person rustic black tie costume party. How do I word my invitations so people know its potluck, byob, know their assigned costume, and still have room for a link to my honeyfund?
Is their a poem I can use? I know since its my day no one will mind I'm just looking for ideas on how to tell them what I expect.
I have my wedding all set and booked, but there's this pesky national car race throwing all their pit wrenches in my gears. How do I get them to move the race so it doesn't interfere with my super special day?
My FI said that he wants to add two more people to his Bridal party. That means the sides will be uneven. Now I have to find two people to add to my side because they HAVE TO LOOK EVEN. I already have my sister and three of my friends standing up with me. Who should ask to fill those positions? I don't have any other close friends. Can I tell him to not add these people? He's making me so anxious.
My MOH and other bridesmaids are all taller and thinner than me. I'm so worried that they are going to overshadow me in all my pictures, and that people aren't going to recognize that I am the bride! Should the bride not be the thinnest, and stand out the most? Would it be wrong of me to ask them to wear flats, hunch in pictures, and perhaps take up a hamburger and icecream diet leading up to the wedding? It's my day!
I am sooper speshul and need a four hour gap between my ceremony and reception because, pictures.
Some of my bridesmaids are giving me a hard time about this. How do I get them to understand it's MY DAY and that if they don't like it, they don't have to come?
My lazy no-good husband wont get a job, and now I cant buy my entire Modcloth wishlist. He obviously does not love me, and I don't know what to do! I NEED this stuff! Is there a way that I can force him to get a job against his will? Like, maybe sign him up as an escort?
Re: Bye
Dear Pink,
I'm already married but there is one wedding picture that was totally ruined by one of my BM's. She had the nerve to blink right when the photog was taking the picture! I am really mad and I feel like she did it on purpose.
Would it be ridiculous if I just did it all over again and requested my bridesmaid's to tape their eyes open? I'M DOING THIS!!!!! How should I word it to them?
Thank you,
Pissed at the blinker
FI and I only have the budget to host 50 people, problem is my vision has always been a 400 person rustic black tie costume party. How do I word my invitations so people know its potluck, byob, know their assigned costume, and still have room for a link to my honeyfund?
Is their a poem I can use? I know since its my day no one will mind I'm just looking for ideas on how to tell them what I expect.
Thanks,
Champagne on a kool aid budget
Sincerely,
Bridal Gnome.
Thanks,