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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    Dear Pink,

    I recently caught my husband watching bounce test videos (ahem @lolo883). This is totes cheating. How should I get back at him? I am thinking about maybe sleeping with his brother, but I don't know. This is a major betrayal, and I think he deserves something worse.

    Sincerely,

    Devastated Wife
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    Dear Pink,

    I found out today that my younger sister is pregnant! And I am FURIOUS. I mean, that bitch KNOWS that I am trying. Couldn't she wait until next year?! Like, I already have little BoDawg's nursery all planned out, and she just swooped in and stole my thunder! THIS IS MY YEAR. How should I punish her for this transgression?

    Sincerely,
    Mommy Dearest
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  • justsiejustsie member
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    This thread started in such a deep place I can't wait to see where it goes. I have nothing else to add. 
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    pinkrevenge said:

    This thread started in such a deep place I can't wait to see where it goes. I have nothing else to add. 


    Rumors about my cavernous vagine are vastly exaggerated.


    I spit a thin mint on the floor. It didn't deserve that.
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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    Dear Pink,

    About 10 years ago, as a very dumb teenager, I played just the tip with a Puerto Rican fellow who lived near a check cashing place (and there was even a mobile home park nearby!). I have since moved on to bigger and better things (well... not technically bigger ifyouknowwhatimean), but I am a little worried now. Recently, my love glove has been a little goopy. Do you think I got the crabs from this fellow? And how do I get rid of them? I found a recipe for a coconut oil, peanut butter, and tea-tree oil douche on the google that is supposed to work. What do you think?

    Sincerely,

    Didn't Dodge That Bullet
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    Guys, I am in tears! I'm trying to hold back laughter and I'm snorting. I'm in a quiet car on the train and I'm getting dirty looks!
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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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  • redheadbride15redheadbride15 member
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    This is surely the most brilliant CC thread I've seen in a while. Thanks for making my morning!!!
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    Dear Pink,

    I know I shouldn't fake it, but my SO can't seem to find the clit to save his life. What do you suggest? A shock collar? A tattooed arrow on my cooter? 

    Love, 

    X Marks the Spot
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  • hellosweetie1015hellosweetie1015 member
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    Dear Pink,

    My new bedroom buddy swears he's a virgin. However, I KNOW GUYS. My first rule: Guys Always Lie. Plus, the dude says he's MY AGE. (None of that creepy "cougar" crap here!) But there's no way a guy his age (if he's telling the truth) is a virgin. I think he's lying about his experience to make himself feel better about his terribleness, if you know what I mean, but he could also be lying about his age. What should I do? Make him get tested? Make him show me his birth certificate? Have him take a polygraph that zaps him in the wee willy winkie every time he lies about something?

    Thanks,

    He's Gotta Be Lying Somewhere In There
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  • sarawifenowsarawifenow member
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    Dear Pink,

     

    My husband seems intimidated by the handcuffs, ball gag, and leather whip I brought into the bedroom last night. He tried to put the handcuffs on me and that is when I informed him that they were actually for him as was everything else. How can I successfully make my husband my bitch in and out of the bedroom?

     

    Sincerely,

    You've been a naughty boy!

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  • novella1186novella1186 member
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    Dear Pink, 

    My girlfriends were talking about sex the other day and now I'm really confused. What is a Clint and a Jees-pot? I've never heard of such things. 

    Sincerely, 
    This Wasn't Covered in Sex Ed 
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  • VulgarGirlVulgarGirl member
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    Dear Pink,

    Since I've never had sex with a man, it's been suggested I'm still a virgin. Are there any special virgin discounts I'm missing out on? And also should I go bang a guy just see to see how the other half lives?

    Sincerely,

    Gold Star lezzie
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  • KatieinBklnKatieinBkln member
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    Dear Pink,

    Everyone knows that eating spicy Doritos prevents pregnancy. I mean, duh. But at the moment I am really horny but only have spicy Cheetos in the house. Am I safe?

    -Considering Off-Brand Protection
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  • themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    Dear Pink, 
      My FI and I have had sex, but I would like to reclaim my virginity for our wedding day.  Do you have any tips on how to regrow your hymen?
      Sincerely,
    Putting the horse back in the barn
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