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themuffinman16 said:

Dear Pink, 

  My FI and I have had sex, but I would like to reclaim my virginity for our wedding day.  Do you have any tips on how to regrow your hymen?

  Sincerely,

Putting the horse back in the barn

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VulgarGirl

Dear Pink,

What is truffle butter? Can I buy that at Trader Joe's?

Sincerly,

I listened to a Nicki Minaj song

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JennyColada

Dear Pink,

I'm pregnant. DH and I only have sex on Fridays and he told me I can't get sex on Fridays! How did this happen?! Is he cheating on me?!

Sincerely,
TGI Friday?

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theartistformerlyknownas

Dear Pink,

I've heard that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so I'd like to get my barefoot and pregnant self back into the kitchen where I belong to whip him up some hot, sweet love munchies. What do you suggest I make for him? A meat muffin, tuna taco, sticky bun, trout basket, bearded clam, lobster claw, or split knish? Or is @MagicInk onto something with this truffle butter idea? Maybe on a scone?

Sincerely,

Kinky in the Kitchen

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Chipmunk415

Dear Pink,

My husband is disinterested in sex toys. I've never tried anything, but am curious about a vibrator. He's very against it, claiming I'll have no need for him anymore (he's huge as it is!)

Also, DH refuses to remove his socks during sex, and lets the cats watch when I'm on top. It creeps me out to see them staring at me, but he won't hear of throwing them out of the bedroom for 5 minutes. 

What should I do?

Sincerely,

No Toys (Damnit) No Furries (Please!)

JaniV123

Dear Pink, 

I haven't told Fi that before I met him I was a Fem-Dominatrix. Now we've had vanilla sex for the first 3 years of our relationship. I am missing that part of me and lifestyle and I want to show him what BDSM can do for us. Is taking him to a BDSM club too extreme?? Should I take him to a swingers club first to get acquainted to public sex? 

Sincerely 

Mistress V

Chipmunk415

Dear Pink,

I had to look up what a Santorum was. My therapist will be sending you a bill.

Sincerely,

Duggar Level Pure

ashley8918

Dear Pink,

Help! My husband cant get it up! What do I do?

Sincerely,

Will totes abuse my powers and delete this later

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