My body type has been best described as '8 year old boy'. It's okay, I think it's funny. I'm 5'2 with muscles, shoulders of a linebacker and no boobs. I tried on some gowns over the holidays and it was been quite tragic. In column dress it actually looks like I'm kneeling instead of standing, like the bottom half of my legs are MIA. Any advice from the boobless or short on what the heck might look good would be welcome!!!