Is anyone on nextdoor?
I just joined, and the Crime & Safety section for our area is sort of laughable.
"To the person that just stole my azaleas off my front lawn..."
"NEW 4 way stop sign coming"
And a whole thread about whether Zika is a hoax perpetrated by...well, it wasn't really clear, actually. Someone, though.
I'm not complaining, I'm thankful to live in a really safe area. (Well, safe unless you're an azalea, I guess.) It's just mildly amusing.
Oh, and one called "[Warning] Garden Thief" that turned out to be...wait for it...beavers.