So... as I was freaking out about how much I had to get done in the next two weeks before my wedding, a co-worker suggested that I hire someone to come in and clean my house (my family is coming from out of town and staying here), so I wouldn't have to do that AND wedding stuff at the same time!
So, I sucked it up and hired someone. It was the best idea ever. My house looks fantastic, and I am so much less overwhelmed than I would have been! I highly suggest it to all of you, if you can fit it in!