NEY - memorable posters

[Deleted User]

a combo of Paige's "awards" thread and the drama in the "am I the only one?" thread led me to this...

name some of the most memorable posters from this past year.  and by memorable, i mean "special snowflake" posters.  they can be from here or another board, but make sure you provide a back-story.  links to threads get you bonus points.

i'll start.

does anyone remember danielle? 
http://www.theknot.com/profiles/DanieMarie212/community/forumposts
aka
Danielle284

lots of drama there!

your turn.

GreenPepperBurger

There was one poster where this 17 year old who was afraid to tell her parents she was engaged. And then her "boyfriend" came on to defend her. Yeah, she was thuper speshul.

I am too lazy to dredge up that post, though.

[Deleted User]

hmmm.  i think i vaguely remember that one...

kdwyer4

Was the 17 year old on here recently? I think I saw some of her posts but didnt know her boyfriend came on to defend her! hahah

coastiegrl25

There was a certain pharmacist that comes to my mind. 

[Deleted User]

oh coastie...  we know how much you 'd that pharmacist!

[Deleted User]

Since I'm new I'll go with the only one I know. Joiner.

marleylikeair

Then there was the troll "greenturtlelove," or was it "greenturtledove"? She said she was 17 or 18 and her BF had proposed in a Red Lobster. Her BF's family didn't approve. Her dad took her to Kleinfeld "on a whim" and with a budget of $10K, and she supposedly bought a crazy Pnina dress. She was entertaining.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:f6288a0d-dba8-4143-b974-50e81ab7d2b5">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]Then there was the troll "greenturtlelove," or was it "greenturtledove"? She said she was 17 or 18 and her BF had proposed in a Red Lobster. Her BF's family didn't approve. Her dad took her to Kleinfeld "on a whim" and with a budget of $10K, and she supposedly bought a crazy Pnina dress. She was entertaining.
Posted by marleylikeair[/QUOTE]

oh i remember that one!  she came out as an AE on another board...  she made it up because she was bored or something like that.  that was a really good one.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:34e0ac17-4687-48b8-8144-3a3c385edab0">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEY - memorable posters : oh i remember that one!  she came out as an AE on another board...  she made it up because she was bored or something like that.  that was a really good one.
Posted by CocoBellaF[/QUOTE]

What's an AE? Stupid question. I know.

[Deleted User]

alter(nate) ego.  a made-up person basically.

marleylikeair

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:34e0ac17-4687-48b8-8144-3a3c385edab0">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEY - memorable posters : oh i remember that one!  she came out as an AE on another board...  she made it up because she was bored or something like that.  that was a really good one.
Posted by CocoBellaF[/QUOTE]

Yep. I remember her saying she was a reg, but don't remember who it was.

Coffee--AE = alter ego. It's when someone who posts on TK creates an alternate account no one will recognize, and posts under that. Sometimes for good, sometimes for evil. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

PaigeMcC

Joiner
Danielle
RXJen
BlameCanada (one of our older trolls)

motoLyn

AE is like an alternate identity, for those who don't want to post certain topics under their own name. 

Green Turtle Love was one, so was Joiner, thank you Cate for bringing that one to my attention. 

GreenPepperBurger

Joiner was an AE? I kind of wish she was real.

nottheonlydreamer44

Oh I will totally say rxjen and jackspbjelly or whatever.

Yikes DaniMarie was a freaking mess. I forgot about her.

SeaTea02

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:fd7a7709-f5a4-4cd6-8921-7e2d1a28993f">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh I will totally say <strong>rxjen and jackspbjelly</strong> or whatever. Yikes DaniMarie was a freaking mess. I forgot about her.
Posted by nottheonlydreamer44[/QUOTE]

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[Deleted User]

joiner was a troll?  we know this for sure?  i must have missed that.

skyler1108

I also did not know that joiner was an AE.

PaigeMcC

Joiner is still around, y'all.  I think it's legit.

Also zomg I forgot about JacksPGBelly...AHAHHAHAHA

nottheonlydreamer44

JacksPBjelly made me want to stab things repeatedly.

Wasn't she the one in Utah that was wondering about a San Fran vs. Utah wedding and they weren't engaged? And then thought he was learning guitar to play her their fave song and propose? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Elle1036

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:c36ed478-eebf-4e07-ab80-12ca5c4332e9">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]JacksPBjelly made me want to stab things repeatedly. Wasn't she the one in Utah that was wondering about a San Fran vs. Utah wedding and they weren't engaged? And then thought he was learning guitar to play her their fave song and propose? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Posted by nottheonlydreamer44[/QUOTE]

That was her.  She didn't bother me that much, but that might just be because I liked that her username was a Fight Club reference.

[Deleted User]

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:f7f561d0-50c2-4145-94f1-90d4ff3088aa">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]Joiner is still around, y'all.  I think it's legit. Also zomg I forgot about JacksPGBelly...AHAHHAHAHA
Posted by PaigeMcC[/QUOTE]

Or else she's a troll with wayyyy too much free time.

GreenPepperBurger

I am Jack's raging bile duct.

TheMutleys

I can think of a couple posters who have had more memorable drama than any troll.

paintgirl

Blame Canada was AWESOME.

nottheonlydreamer44

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:c980c1fa-c932-43b5-bfd8-ec2378636218">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]I can think of a couple posters who have had more memorable drama than any troll.
Posted by TheMutleys[/QUOTE]

I will go ahead and raise my hand as one of those posters who you are referring to.

PaigeMcC

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_ney-memorable-posters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:2bf6ef58-c23c-44bf-b6c7-070b56ee9e4aPost:c3a52e5f-cacb-487e-81bd-b464d9b714f6">Re: NEY - memorable posters</a>:
[QUOTE]Blame Canada was AWESOME.
Posted by paintgirl[/QUOTE]

I'm biased.  It has a shitty sn.  Even if it references one of my fav. shows.

desertsun

I thought Danie was a sweetie. Her situation wasn't terribly different from Dwest's. I think Dwest had the benefit of more maturity and a better education, but they were both nice people, IMHO.

paintgirl

I kinda liked Dwest. I lurked and think they broke off their engagement right?

I missed Danie but read some of her stuff. Just thinking of the math - she broke up with baby daddy and was engaged to another dude by the time her baby was - what - 7 months old? Wow. That's speedy.

nottheonlydreamer44

I actually liked Danielle a lot - she just had a weird way of coming off that irked me. I miss Dwest - I don't know what happened to her after they decided to work things out. She didn't come back.