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None of my wenches (bridesmaids) are the same height wtf am I going to do!?!?!?!




I'm already cutting half of one of their legs off to make room for the peg leg. Should I tell them I'm cutting their remaining leg partially off to fix this in a super cute pirate themed letter or do I have to do it face to face? Also, since they signed their lives over to me can I make them pay for their boob jobs?
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"but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    edited December 2011
    Well of course they have to pay for their own boob jobs.  You need to be sure they do that soon though so they have time to heal before the wedding.
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    Can I make them pool their money for my boob job?
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • PhilliesPhan23PhilliesPhan23
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:f067e8f0-2ea9-4184-bec8-2066924b5cec">oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE] Should I tell them I'm cutting their remaining leg partially off to fix this in a <strong>super cute pirate themed letter</strong> or do I have to do it face to face? Posted by Button5807[/QUOTE]

    Please tell me you are thinking burt edges and packaging the letter in a bottle
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    edited December 2011
    Well, that would only make sense.  Your wenches owe that to you Button.
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:19a1a87f-4ede-434b-aa71-62d3ea6bdf93">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to oh my god you guys : Please tell me you are thinking burt edges and packaging the letter in a bottle
    Posted by PhilliesPhan23[/QUOTE]

    That's EXACTLY what I'm thinking, the image will be up on my bio soon.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    edited December 2011

    Love the bio, btw.  Your FI must have spent a FORTUNE on that ring.  I'm jealous.

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  • PhilliesPhan23PhilliesPhan23
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:7e4e4c33-cd12-4dd5-8ab4-22b6d3b6eed9">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : That's EXACTLY what I'm thinking, the image will be up on my bio soon.
    Posted by Button5807[/QUOTE]
    YES!!!!
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:06738c51-7a87-4d6c-bd26-89b570b3891d">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Love the bio, btw.  Your FI must have spent a FORTUNE on that ring.  I'm jealous.
    Posted by Soon2BMrsJeter[/QUOTE]


    He better have if he know's what's good for him.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    Clearly not only do all your wenches need boob jobs, they need to be the exact same size.

    And they all need to gain weight so none of them are skinnier than you.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:ecd4db69-d3a5-467c-b116-93e42949a7f4">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Clearly not only do all your wenches need boob jobs, they need to be the exact same size. And they all need to gain weight so none of them are skinnier than you.
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]


    I've build boxes similar to the ones they keep calfs in so they won't be able to move for six months before the wedding and I've hired the best bakers I can find to stuff them with pastries.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    Well yeah, you hired me!!

    I will feed them nothing but twinkies and mountain dew between now and your wedding!!

    The mountain dew is to keep them awake, as apparently sleep-deprivation is linked to weight gain.
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  • loopy82loopy82 member
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    edited December 2011
    Glad I'm not one of your bridesmaids. Wink

    If i'm ever told I'm a bridezilla I'll send them over to this post.
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    Zane - You're a genius!

    Loopy - You can walk the plank!
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    page updated again.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • katanne9katanne9 member
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    edited December 2011
    I'm totally crashing.

    My favorite part is this:
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    " Little treasure chests filled with crap"
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  • loopy82loopy82 member
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    edited December 2011
    One of my friends would probably seriously love some of your pirate ideas for a real wedding.
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    Kat it's ok b/c I already plan on crashing yours. lol

    Loopy that scares me.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • kjp+rkjp+r member
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    edited December 2011
    PIRATEZILLA.....!!!!!!!!!! I just about fell off my office chair!!!!
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:ebc9ff23-9090-4a8b-a3c0-f18eb2bca98b">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]PIRATEZILLA.....!!!!!!!!!! I just about fell off my office chair!!!!
    Posted by kjp+r[/QUOTE]

    Victory!
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • MidniteRaeMidniteRae member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:ecd4db69-d3a5-467c-b116-93e42949a7f4">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]<strong>Clearly not only do all your wenches need boob jobs, they need to be the exact same size</strong>. And they all need to gain weight so none of them are skinnier than you.
    Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

    But what about the girls who don't need to add much to their current boobs? So they get to pay less? Totally not fair, they should pitch in more for your boob job!
    "You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." -Ray Bradbury 
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  • loopy82loopy82 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:7d0b6f88-d2aa-429e-80ec-2d7d4181da30">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]Kat it's ok b/c I already plan on crashing yours. lol Loopy that scares me.
    Posted by Button5807[/QUOTE]

    Not knowing her it probably should. If you knew her it would make a lot more sense. Like those, what I presume to be, real wedding photos you found. Yup I could see her doing that. If the day comes for her to have a wedding I highly highly doubt it will be a "normal" wedding. She is the type of person that if she had a "normal" wedding you would probably be like wtf is going on here?!?! I embrace her off kilter spirit.
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_oh-god-guys?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:58666568-c3d2-4304-bc34-ab1846014e5bPost:36046147-28c6-473c-8298-7c70b1013da2">Re: oh my god you guys</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: oh my god you guys : But what about the girls who don't need to add much to their current boobs? So they get to pay less? Totally not fair, they should pitch in more for your boob job!
    Posted by MidniteRae[/QUOTE]


    I'm sure the lift they'll need or the nose job i make them get will cost just as much as the boob job, but you're right i'll make sure that everyone chips in the same ridiculous amount.
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • hetshuphetshup member
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    edited December 2011
    Um, you need to look at this 


    It's in mexico, and it's a ship that you can cruise around on. When I first saw it, I thought I was being transported back in time. 
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    Hetshup I think I just found my honeymoon :-D
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • jgcohnjgcohn member
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    edited December 2011
    I just cracked up...love it!!
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    this thread made me lose it. 

    "Popular on the internetz..."
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    Paige I would like to profess my love for you and your brilliant mind. - breezerb
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  • PaigeMcCPaigeMcC member
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    edited December 2011
    I just found your garter!!





    How about these centerpieces?



    And even a wedding band!


    "Popular on the internetz..."
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    Canada is kind of like a whole other world with new things to discover that us americans only dream of. - Narwhal
    Paige I would like to profess my love for you and your brilliant mind. - breezerb
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    edited December 2011
    Fantastic.

    Added to the site!
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    "but you're SO FUNNY, button! you're so funny i kind of want to crawl into your skin and wear it as my own. " - NarwhalYou, my dear, are the Queen of the Beebees. Here's a tiara - Oceana 
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  • zaneopalzaneopal member
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    edited December 2011
    So the thread that the never-ending pirate party originated on--someone tried to re-threadjack back to the original topic.

    Will they never learn?
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  • Button5807Button5807
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    Noticed that, still wondering what to do about it
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