My tonight......

zaneopal

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: My tonight...... : I assumed the woodland creatures would be included in the post proposal celebration...you know, where they make the dress?  Birds carrying scissors and ribbon thru the air, mice and chipmunks sewing and hemming, deer doing the puffed sleeves...
Posted by PaigeMcC[/QUOTE]

Puffed sleeves are for bridesmaids.

PaigeMcC

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: My tonight...... : Puffed sleeves are for bridesmaids.
Posted by zaneopal[/QUOTE]

Smaller puffed sleeves, maybe.  But the big ones are for the bride, silly:)

PaigeMcC

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: My tonight...... : My FI proposed in the middle of the living room and our dog licked him across the mouth mid-proposal. I'm calling for a re-do.
Posted by oceana919[/QUOTE]

Tell him you demand woodland creatures! lol

GIBLER72587

Lol. My male cat would probably try giving his face a bath.

Narwhal

my cat would just spit on me.

zaneopal

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[QUOTE]my cat would just spit on me.
Posted by Narwhal[/QUOTE]

Pretty pretty princesses do not have spitting cats. Only charming, singing ones. You've been voted out of the castle. Hand in your tiara.

Narwhal

Noooooooooo!

I can make it up to you!
You can be a bridesmaid!


ETA: which means you have to be at my every beck and call and organized the entire wedding for me while i bark orders at you. do not think about getting engaged, getting pregnant, or getting a rash. i will not hesitate to replace you. you will not say one negative word about my looks, nor my actions. you will make it to the weekly bridesmaids meetings and follow my wedding schedule perfectly.

zaneopal

Only if I can still wear the bikini.

ETA: OK scrap the bikini. Is there a provision for freckles? I know you said no rashes but I'm covered in them.

GIBLER72587

So I changed my picture again, I can't figure out which one I like better.

oceana919

I want to be a bridesmaid in your awesome lake/beach wedding...

::pouting::

GIBLER72587

Ok maybe I didn't.

Narwhal

You have to wear this for the ceremony.




you may wear the bikini after i'm too drunk at the reception to know who you are, which will probably end up somewhere between the Bud Light toast and the dollar dance.

Narwhal

I'm also covered in freckles.

But you'll have to cover yours up with some kind of makeup or jacket.

oceana919

Sign me up!

ps. Would you like me to make a jello shot tower for your wedding? Because that would totally lend an air of sophistication. I can even make them match your wedding colors.

GIBLER72587

We should build the jello shot tower on a beer pong table that is paint in her colors, so then we are through the shots we can start a game.

zaneopal

How about a Snookie-esque tan? If you don't want me to be darker than you, then I'll start overloading the pancake makeup.

Also, can Oceana and I add shark fins to the BM dresses? I love that idea. (I'm a shark person myself)

Narwhal

How perfect, Oceana! You have earned yourself a spot.

The colors are still up in the air.  I'm thinking of red and black.  You know, romantic, but still sexy.

zaneopal

You can't do red and black!!! It will totally clash with the BM dresses!

Narwhal

NO ADDING ANYTHING TO ANY DRESSES! *stomps feet*

You better get a heavy spray tan.  No pasty nasties will be standing up next to me on MY DAY.  Just make sure your face is a different color than your neck.

zaneopal

How about I just come dressed as Cocky?

Narwhal

MY DAY MY DAY!

I don't want to hear any suggestions from you!

Narwhal

On a serious note, zane, both BF and my dad LOVE cocky.  They would probably be estatic if he made an appearance.

zaneopal

I'm only thinking of your color scheme! Orange will clash horribly!

Aside: That's probably how I'd feel if the Hokie Bird showed up at mine.

oceana919

Can you let the hairdresser know that I want my hair to look like this:



Fine, you won't let us add shark fins to our dresses...can I at least make this the topper for the Jello shot tower?

zaneopal

OMG WANT. The shark cake toppers, I mean.

Narwhal

Well those are the dresses I have chosen.  I will order them in red so that you all will look like candy apples. What a perfect addition to a beach picnic style wedding! Red is the perfect idea, and no one will be wearing black at MY wedding.


Those shark toppers are adorable!

I was thinking something more along the lines of this:



The higher your hair, the closer you are to God!
And the less stumpy you look, which is most important for MY WEDDING.

zaneopal

Are extensions acceptable? Because my hair is not long enough for the Snookie 'do.

Or, for that matter, the "higher the hair, closer to God" look.

Narwhal

Extensions are strongly encouraged.

zaneopal

Also, if you want no stumpy ladies, I don't know how tall Oceana is, but I'm short.

So I am throwing these into the ring as a shoe suggestion:

Narwhal

They look perfect. You better practice walking in the sand in heels. I'll have some foam flip flops available at the reception for $1.  for a little extra, I can get you some platform ones.