What's the corniest thing you've seen/heard/read about happening at a wedding? What makes you go blekchk when you think about it?
I'll go first!
One of my friends was recently a bridesmaid in a wedding where she was forced to wear mickey mouse ears the entire time in a church ceremony. The bride, who was significantly more attractive (so goes the story at least) than her now-husband, walked down the aisle to the theme song from Beauty & the Beast with absolutely not one single shred of irony.
That same friend has recently started me down the rabit hole of youtube wedding videos. I hate the choreographed intro group dances! Especially when they lack a sense of irony. Are you a pop group I'm unaware of? They make me want to cover my eyes and watch through my fingers.
Also, I'm bored.