How Many Pieces...?

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Yeah, kiki. You're not alone. The PS part was the worst.

kikibaby

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[QUOTE]In Response to How Many Pieces...? : I would like to know who the other 4 people are that you will be taking advantage of.
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

Now THAT'S a party.

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]Thanks Bec, I thought maybe I was just being a prude.  Maybe I am, but I'm just... <strong>uninterested in picturing your H eating a candy necklace off of you</strong>.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]
This like whoa.
You can add sex on a pool table to that list.

MeaghanandMichael

To add to the stiffling part I already mentioned, and to branch off ok kiki, won't he 'get it' by night three or so that your game is bringing out lingerie? I mean, the jig will be up and you will be shiit out of luck.

BecW2be

Man, all I ever got from Cew's mom was a shrimp at P.F. Changs. I'm a bit jealous now.

kikibaby

Good point, M&M.  Perhaps she should consider a clown suit for one night- that sould keep things fresh and surprising.

tidetravel

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[QUOTE]Good point, M&M.  Perhaps she should consider a clown suit for one night- that sould keep things fresh and surprising.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]
I <3 you.  Really, I do.

kikibaby

Thanks, Tide; the feeling is mutual.  Thank you also for protecting us from Shebalyuns.

tidetravel

Also, I don't know why I used .  I hate it when other people use it, because it looks like a scrotum.  When I read it, all I can think is "I ballfuck you" 

kd.joseph

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[QUOTE]Also, I don't know why I used <3.  I hate it when other people use it, because it looks like a scrotum.  When I read it, all I can think is "I ballfuck you" 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry but I just read this a started cracking up. I was thinking saggy boobs!

laurenclaire1386

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[QUOTE]Also, I don't know why I used <3.  I hate it when other people use it, because it looks like a scrotum.  When I read it, all I can think is "I ballfuck you" 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]
I woke the dogs up laughing at this.

SarahPLiz

Between that and America's Got Talent, my ribs hurt from laughing so much.

fairy_diva

Some of these cause me to spew tea on my monitor, you guys are nuts.

I think I have the only FI that likes me in sexy lingerie. I know i love the reaction I get from him when I wear it. 
That being said we aren't planning a honeymoon until spring, but I know I'll have several new pieces to take with me and I have a new one to wear on our wedding night!

jamjar11

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[QUOTE]This thread is making me feel funny. But to be quite honest, the whole idea of getting all into some fancy lingerie and trying to 'seduce' your husband every night is... awkward.  It sounds to me like something people do in movies.  Andplusalso, spontaneous-middle-of-the-day sex is way more fun.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

<div>Ditto on the awkwardness and middle of day sex. I think that might be the only time FI and I actually have sex. We're both awkward enough on our own. We don't need clothing to add to this. Hell, I don't even like makin' out for a long time because it feels fake and awkward. I don't know, I'm probably a prude, too.</div><div>
</div><div>To me the whole point of my honeymoon will be a much needed vacation. We can have sex anytime. Sleep, relaxation, good food, peace and quiet, slowing down and enjoying the beauty of a place, these are things that I don't get at home.</div>

jamjar11

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[QUOTE]Also, I don't know why I used <3.  I hate it when other people use it, because it looks like a scrotum.  When I read it, all I can think is "I ballfuck you" 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

<div>Quite the expression of love.</div>

Midgetth

fairy_diva thank you. Your FI isn't the only one. My FI loves seeing me in lingerie and I love his reaction. It never gets old for him or for me. The rest of you just make me lol. Sorry for TMI Jamjar I am looking forward to the quiet and relaxation. We live in an apartment in his parents house so we are very conciseness about what we are doing so we plan on taking full advantage of the time we have. And sorry again if this is TMI but my FI doesn't prefer the lingerie on the floor he keeps it on. I guess it all depends on what can of man your FI  is

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Man, all I ever got from Cew's mom was a shrimp at P.F. Changs. I'm a bit jealous now.
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Don't be. Unless you're in the market for some serious old lady underwear.

arthomas82

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[QUOTE]I was naked most of my honeymoon so I am no help. It was awkward at the bar, but whatevs.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

That's what I'm planning on! But will probably bring one for every night anyway. He's never seen me in sexy lingerie (think flannel pj's and oversized shirts) so I need to make up for that.

jenn.daniel

This thread made me giggle.

OP:  Lingere doesn't take up much space in a suitcase, so I was just going to bring everything I have.  Which is 3 outfits.    I'd be wearing a bathing suit in the hot tub (if it seats 6, I'm assuming it's not private) though...I'm bring all of those too.

Midgetth

jenn.daniel we do have our own private hot tub. We rented a cabin for the week at Oak Haven Resort in TN Everything I mentioned is private and in (on our screened in porch) our cabin away from everyone.

maratea

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[QUOTE]Also, I don't know why I used <3.  I hate it when other people use it, because it looks like a scrotum.  When I read it, all I can think is "I ballfuck you" 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]

I hate you for this. I started laughing so hard, my coworkers wanted to know what was so funny. How do I explain that less than 3 is actually ballfucking to a 65-year-old woman who probably has never said 'fvck' in her life?

FutureMrsTayPrince

lol hopefully a lot i told my bridesmaids i better be gettin lots of sexy things at the bachelorette lol can you register at victoria secret?  n e way I'm ready to have my man all to my self and get my freak on lol

megk8oz

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[QUOTE]Also, I don't know why I used <3.  I hate it when other people use it, because it looks like a scrotum.  <strong>When I read it, all I can think is "I ballfuck you"</strong> 
Posted by tidetravel[/QUOTE]


I knew there was a reason I waded my way through this entire thread. Tide, I totally "ballfuck you" right back. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />

waltzingmatilda13

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[QUOTE]lol hopefully a lot i told my bridesmaids i better be gettin lots of sexy things at the bachelorette lol can you register at victoria secret?  n e way I<strong>'m ready to have my man all to my self</strong> and get my freak on lol
Posted by FutureMrsTayPrince[/QUOTE]

And you've been sharing him with who, exactly, up until then?

jenn.daniel

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[QUOTE]jenn.daniel we do have our own private hot tub. We rented a cabin for the week at Oak Haven Resort in TN Everything I mentioned is private and in (on our screened in porch) our cabin away from everyone.
Posted by Midgetth[/QUOTE]

I'd bring something to wear in the hot tub, just in case.  One of my friends got a cabin with w/her bf and had a "private" hot tub on their porch, but you could still see in it from the path.

Midgetth

ok jenn.daniel will do good thing I just got a new bathing suit We looke at all of the pictures and this one seems to be set way back and I asked whihc one was the most private & they said cabin #5 is their most private cabin & is best for honeymooners. And that was the one we were looking at. So I'm hoping it really will be. I also read reviews on this cabin on other websites & they all said it was very private & quiet. I guess we'll find out in 3 months or so.

Midgetth

FutureMrsTayPri. I'm pretty sure you can register at VS and Fredericks.

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At this point, none. I have none to take. Why bother if it's just going to be taken off?

HisCB

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: How Many Pieces...? : It kind of is.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

so my bff in high school kept a bunch of condoms in a candy box by the bed. we nicknamed condoms candy after that!