AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything.

MeaghanandMichael

Jas - you totes don't need lipo. You are hot.

May favorite Halloween memory was being 16 and my bff and I showed up at a a party the seniors were giving. We looked suoer hot (yes, slutty) but we rocked the party. It was the perfect high school revenge story turned champion and we both left with a couple of numbers.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Too many questions, I need to work on my tail!! I was 18 and 3 months. It was 1 week after my high school graduation because I had promised mom I would wait until 1) I was an adult 2) I had graduated. I really wouldn't have changed anything. He was a good guy. I would get work done on my chin. It has no definition and gives me a double chin if I tilt my head at all down, no matter what my weight is at the time. It makes me very self conscious with pictures I'm on FB with a bunch of knotties, SP with a few, and Good Reads. <strong>Anysun - does your age difference with your Fi ever weird you out? Ours does at times (like when we realize he was in the Marines before I hit puberty.)</strong>
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

<div>It weirds me out when he talks about having a pager in college. Or that he was in 12th grade when I was in 1st. And that he didn't know what Pokemon was, which was like the highlight of my childhood. I try not to think about it though, lol. </div><div>
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jasmineh7777

Thing that annoys me-
 When I was a kid, I was taught you only take something if it is offered. So a kid would have like cupcakes, and all the other kids would be like "Give me one!" and I wouldn't, because it's rude. Then I wouldn't get a cupcake.

I hate that in my area, homophobia is entirely accepted. It pisses me off, and I get in a lot of arguments about it.

LesPaul

3 months shy of 17.  He was *ahem* 22.  In my defense, we stayed together for 4 years after that.

Question #2: I would get a tummy tuck or lipo, and have my fat flying squirrel arms corrected.

MeaghanandMichael

hahah Steph, of course! There are many haha.

I have kissed a few gfs, but nothing purely sexual, more like dares. I have no idea how many guys I have made out with. I have sexed 10/11/12 not sure some where around there.

cupcakesfrosting

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything. : kills.  I have permanent indents on my shoulders, too, from my bra straps. I know I would qualify for insurance coverage now.  But I could and should really lose quite a bit of weight, so I'll wait until I do that to see if it helps.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Same. All of the above.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Everyone- Favorite Halloween memory?
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Having to get my wisdom teeth pulled on Halloween and insisting that i was healthy enough to go trick or treating anyway.  I was miserable!  but to prove my mom wrong, i even ate a candy bar in front of her.

Otherwise, I only have bad halloween memories

Anysunrise

Hallowe'en memory: Being like 5 and bundled into our snowsuits with our costumes stretched overtop, riding in the wagon as my mom pulled us through a blizzard so we could get candy.

Socially accepted thing I dislike: That Twilight is a good book.

Number of people: 4 that I've sexed up. I think around 35 or so that I've kissed. Lol. Ten of which were girls, and all of those were in 9th grade.

Chi_Chi

V-card: 15. Ugh, he was a total tool and the one thing I would honestly change in my life if I could. He truly did NOTHING that affected my outcome in life.

Plastic surgery: I would get a boob job, hands down. I will eventually get one.

I'm not FB friends with any knotties, therefore the rest do not apply.

amber2123

I've kissed IDK how many guys/had sex with 6
I've kissed 5 girls/had sex with 2

jasmineh7777

Thanks M&M.

I have kissed far more boys and girls than I can count.
I plead the 5th for the other question.

LesPaul

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[QUOTE]Everyone - Are you on an offboard, chatgroup, fb group, email chain etc with knotties?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

Just the FB SS group formally.  Although I have acquired quite a few new FB Knottie friends recently, which really makes me happy.

Chi_Chi

Oh and a question: Sesh, what kind of book are you writing. I know it has been discussed before, but I haven't seen the topic discussed. Or are you not sharing it?

cupcakesfrosting

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything. : It weirds me out when he talks about having a pager in college. Or that he was in 12th grade when I was in 1st. And that he didn't know what Pokemon was, which was like the highlight of my childhood. I try not to think about it though, lol. 
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

Bahaha. We always make jokes, like "Ya, well you were 8 when I was born! Old man", or he makes a joke like, "Oh my god, I can't believe you never say ____ movie! Oh, right, you were only when it came out."

MeaghanandMichael

Any - how old is he?

Jas- I was the same way with crap. It annoyed the crap out of me that I got nothing by being polite. I remember thinkgs like this happening all the time. I actually cried to my mom about it one day in guilty desperation and she assured me that one day I would be thankful for it. She was right

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything. : Bahaha. We always make jokes, like "Ya, well you were 8 when I was born! Old man", or he makes a joke like, "Oh my god, I can't believe you never say ____ movie! Oh, right, you were only when it came out."
Posted by cupcakesfrosting[/QUOTE]

<div>We make the age jokes all the time. "I'm going to get you a cane for your birthday." "Okay, I'm going to get you a sippy cup."</div>

LesPaul

Not mine, but DH has the best Halloween story.  He was about 6 years old and his parents arranged for the neighbors to put a kitten in his bag when he went TorT-ing.  He named the kitty Spook.

cupcakesfrosting

Aaron is my 4th, sexually. Only men. 

I've kissed, 11. 2 girls. Nothing sexual.

amber2123

I must have missed the halloween question, my favorite memory is when my bf at the time and I went a buddy holly and mary tyler more.  I love weezer

Anysunrise

M&M: He's 31. 12 year age difference. I swear, it's not as creepy as it sounds, you really can't tell when you see us together.

Steph0871

Ditto on the polite thing.

made out with 12 guys? Sexed 6-7? tOO MANY GLASSES OF WINE OR i'D ACTUALLY COUNT.

ETA: fvck. That was supposed to be "shift" key, not CAPS LOCK

katiewhompus

There are far too many good Halloween memories
Top 2
1) Junior year of high school I went to a Halloween party while the guy I was dating went to a different one. I called him to see if he would pick me up because I was wasted and didn't want to go home because my roomies would yell that I was wasted. He came to pick me up and I was a mess. I ended up semi-passing out on his couch, then puking for 4 hours in his bathroom while he held my hair and brought me water. We continued dating for 6 more months until he moved to Vermont. I just love that he was so sweet that night when he could have been a real asss.

2) Last year. My dad has a bunch of halloween toys that are sound activated, like a spider that drops down if a loud sound is made. Last year a girl who had been going to his house for 6 years and is now 15 goes "You are scaring me this year Mr G. I'm on to you!" He clapped and the spider dropped down onto her head. She screamed, ran down the driveway, stopped and went "Crap, you got me again! I'll be back next year!"


I have kissed too many guys to count, probably somewhere in the 20's (which I now realize will probably not be that bad).
I have kissed 3 girls. 2 on drunken dares, 1 because I baled her out of a  bad situation and that was her automatic response.
I've had sex with 3 guys including H, no girls.

Chi_Chi

Anna, your Halloween story reminds me of this H&AH post:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/09/party.html

Anysunrise

Geesh, I'm the youngest for the v-card thing too? What's sad is that I wasn't the first of my group to lose it : /

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]M&M: He's 31. 12 year age difference. I swear, it's not as creepy as it sounds, you really can't tell when you see us together.
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

No judgement from me. The cutest couple I ever knew was 25 years difference in age. Also, I told B the whole sage, but my friend is engaged to a guy she has known for 3 months who broke off his own previous engagement for her and they are perfect for each other. It sounds skecthy, but I know her and him and they are meant to be.

amber2123

Is it sad that while I'm at work I live for TK?  It keeps me from going insane

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]Geesh, I'm the youngest for the v-card thing too? What's sad is that I wasn't the first of my group to lose it : /
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

<div>I have a feeling you were more mature at 14 than most of the people I went to college with, though.</div>

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything. : No judgement from me. The cutest couple I ever knew was 25 years difference in age. Also, I told B the whole sage, but my friend is engaged to a guy she has known for 3 months who broke off his own previous engagement for her and they are perfect for each other. It sounds skecthy, but I know her and him and they are meant to be.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>Hah, yeah, that's my default response. I know people (most notably my mom and best friend) were a bit weirded out at first, but once they meet him, no one can tell that there's that big of an age difference. It helps that he's all sexy and young looking.</div>

leayn

I think I've kissed more girls than boys, but had sex with more boys than girls.  Not many of my relationships with women lasted long enough to do the deed, but my boy relationships (6 of them) were all long and drawn out and eventually required sex.  Barf.

Chi_Chi

I've never been a huge Halloween fan, hence why I'm home drinking by myself tonight.

I can't even begin to imagine the number of people I've kissed. I've only kissed one girl multiple times and it was  always a dare. I've sexed about 14 guys. My number is higher than J's, but I don't think he knows that. At least, I haven't told him.