Intro

LetsHikeToday

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[QUOTE]Clearly this woman has figured out weight loss-my job will be obsolete now. This is the oddest intro EVER.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]
Yup. Eff healthy eating. All you have to do is move. Duh.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : Yup. Eff healthy eating. All you have to do is move. Duh.
Posted by LetsHikeToday[/QUOTE]
She understand the mechanisms of the metabolism well!

[Deleted User]

djhar - sorry for being vague, yes, hi. lol

smash - the random capitalization choices are unintentional.  sometimes i type without pause.  snark without borders if you will.   i can't stop you from judging but the whole slug is there's no such thing as low fat, move your ass more.  that's not a suggestion, i'm a former plus size, it's my own thought bubble and daily reminder.   please don't leave school on my account, god knows what the world needs is one more lawyer.

I don't remember the name of the lady with the *bitch, please* look on her face, but I found it hilarious.  milkduds, this is for you too, the rest of my sentence was love you already, so it wasn't meant to be insulting, i got a kick out of it and i said so.

les paul - yes i really did.  my bff was married in 2000 and i was her moh, joined to get some diy ideas and no i haven't been lurking since then.  i didn't even know these boards were here until i started planning my own wedding

milkduds - Why post an intro if you are just going to go "back to lurkdom?"  the intro is to say hello. the lurkdom is to go back to reading more of your posts.  ya'll did a love fest round up yesterday, so i kind of thought you were a welcoming sort.  my lesson may be that i've got more reading to do.

dmiller - lol.  this whole room would go dark babe.

shay - i appreciate the suggestion but witnesses don't really get out and socialize much

hike - please see above re demand vs. suggestion.

[Deleted User]

Weirdest intro ever.

And yeah, steph, I think it's you, ha.

cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]ya'll did a love fest round up yesterday, so i kind of thought you were a welcoming sort.
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]

I'm glad that was the one thread you decided to base your opinion on.  God knows what kind of intro we'd get if you had chosen another thread to read instead. ;)

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : Been there, done that LMAO.
Posted by ricksang[/QUOTE]

I was thisclose to saying this but didnt want to blow up your spot, lol

chirpchirp

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[QUOTE]djhar - sorry for being vague, yes, hi. lol smash - the random capitalization choices are unintentional.  sometimes i type without pause.  <strong>snark without borders if you will.</strong>   i can't stop you from judging but the whole slug is there's no such thing as low fat, move your ass more .  that's not a suggestion, i'm a former plus size, it's my own thought bubble and daily reminder.   please don't leave school on my account, god knows what the world needs is one more lawyer. I don't remember the name of the lady with the *bitch, please* look on her face, but I found it hilarious.  milkduds, this is for you too, the rest of my sentence was love you already, so it wasn't meant to be insulting, i got a kick out of it and i said so. les paul - yes i really did.  my bff was married in 2000 and i was her moh, joined to get some diy ideas and no i haven't been lurking since then.  i didn't even know these boards were here until i started planning my own wedding milkduds - Why post an intro if you are just going to go "back to lurkdom?"  the intro is to say hello. the lurkdom is to go back to reading more of your posts.  ya'll did a love fest round up yesterday, so i kind of thought you were a welcoming sort.  my lesson may be that i've got more reading to do. dmiller - lol.  this whole room would go dark babe. shay - i appreciate the suggestion but witnesses don't really get out and socialize much hike - please see above re demand vs. suggestion.
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]

Lollerskates.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : I was thisclose to saying this but didnt want to blow up your spot, lol
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Meh, I don't care to keep it a secret anymore. If people want to judge me, fucck it.

LetsHikeToday

OP- But there is such thing as low fat. It might not be better than you but there is...

pirategal03

I can't even figure out half of what OP is trying to say.

I think there is a relationship between the speed at which someone says "snark" or some form of that word, and how crazy they are.

ricksang

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : No judgement from me. I can appreciate a hot ass making cash as much as the next.
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
LOL YOU PERV :p

[Deleted User]

web version of the game of telephone i suppose.  the rest may have already been addressed but Steph just so you know, from the source, I'm not calling you any names, I enjoyed your picture.    

sorry for the dialogue interruption, sometimes i gotta pee.

I really do think you all are a funny group of posters/friends and all i wanted to do was say hello.  in a way that funny people found funny.   mebbe not so much. 

maratea

What.the.fuuck. It's like throwing a bunch of words into a bag, shaking it up martini style, and dumping them on a table, writing them down in whatever order they came out.

[Deleted User]

True SBers knot while they pee.

mehgank

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[QUOTE]web version of the game of telephone i suppose.  the rest may have already been addressed but Steph just so you know, from the source, I'm not calling you any names, I enjoyed your picture.     sorry for the dialogue interruption, sometimes i gotta pee. I really do think you all are a funny group of posters/friends and all i wanted to do was say hello.  in a way that <strong>funny people found funny</strong>.   <strong>mebbe not so much.</strong> 
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]


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cheeseandrice

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[QUOTE]True SBers knot while they pee.
Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

NOW I know why you got the smartphone.

[Deleted User]

What.the.fuuck. It's like throwing a bunch of words into a bag, shaking it up martini style, and dumping them on a table, writing them down in whatever order they came out.

I can see where a sentence like "I could start with the typical hi" and the thread title "Intro" might be somewhat confusing.  with that, and since that, I've clarified.  it's a hello post.  if you didn't get that, i hope that you're an agree to disagree kinda gal.

True SBers knot while they pee.  - LOL!  haven't attempted it, sort of hope not to want to.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro :  
Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

LMAO!!!!   yes, well.  lol.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : NOW I know why you got the smartphone.
Posted by Steph+J[/QUOTE]

Damnit. I outed myself.

pirategal03

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : LMAO!!!!   yes, well.  lol.
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]

Oh and she found the quote button.  Maybe that'll help.

[Deleted User]

Stop trying so hard to be funny and just be you. It helps us understand wtf you are talking about if you use punctuation and sentence structure properly. Learn people's names before you start commenting on their wedding pics and make sure the comments aren't insulting. These tips will help you sound like less of a douche.

This has been a message from the captain save a newb society apparently.

Thank you for the suggestions Dot, the point I was trying to get across was this is me.  From most of the responses, though, I'm pretty sure punctuation wouldn't have made a difference.  If it makes it easier to read, I will keep it in mind in the future.

I actually already responded to the inference about Steph's picture, but it brings up a point of curiosity - would it have been okay to say something interpreted positively like: I think your picture is beautiful..... still without having known her name?

Blueyed228

I like you OP.

We just need to teach you how to quote.

Stick around, you will be fine.

[Deleted User]

blue, that was sweet, you're a luvie and peacemaker.  thank you (really).  for my part i'm going to take a button tutorial, i promise (no snark).  

 

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]blue, that was sweet, <strong><u>you're a luvie and peacemaker</u></strong>.  thank you (really).  for my part i'm going to take a button tutorial, i promise (no snark).    
Posted by sultryzulu[/QUOTE]

Ha!  Thats probably the furthest thing from the truth.  Im an asshole shiit stirrer usually.

[Deleted User]

milkduds - I just now saw it, i think it might be new, lol.  but i was just on my way there, thanks!

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Intro : Yes I think that would have been better. I agree with Blue stick around and you'll be fine. Tell us something about yourself. Oh and get a sig pic so we can recognize you.
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]

not trying to belabor but what i'm saying is this:  if the comment about Steph's picture had been interpreted positively, you wouldn'tve said: and another thing, learn a poster's name before saying something <em>nice</em>!  right?  right. it wasn't my unfamiliarity you were admonishing me for. 

<--- see the girl to the left - that's how you'll recognize me.  as pp have alluded, i might need some practice navigating buttons.

[Deleted User]

blue - ahole/stirrer - somehow i doubt it.  in what i've read, there was a lady in the lovefest yesterday (i don't remember name is that okay Dot?) who in answer to you said I don't know what all the letters mean but I know you're trying.  her wishes for you made me tear up.  I don't know you but I've seen two of best friends go through this challenge and I also don't know what all the initials mean but I hope the very best for you and your husband.

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[QUOTE]To quote,  click on "reply to this post" on the one you want to quote. Blue, you're always such a peace-making softie. Darn hippie.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

thanks djhar - i think what i was doing was typing before quoting.  like i started a response and in the middle of it, went to quote and what i'd been typing disappeared.  i'll get better, i promise. :)

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Yeah Blue as a peacemaker is a pretty hilarious image.

Blue, I am sending you some Nader bumper stickers for your H's Hummer.

Blueyed228

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[QUOTE]Yeah Blue as a peacemaker is a pretty hilarious image. Blue, I am sending you some Nader bumper stickers for your H's Hummer.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Its 4/20.  Ill be smoking my pot with my hippie friends all day long in front of my Obama poster and watching the Kony2012 video.

ErinG93

If my H wasn't a corrections officer I'd be out of the office today too...

[Deleted User]

Dot, you were kind of weird in this thread.